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Quotes; In memory of Phoenix, the Lord of Lols.
Topic Started: Jan 17 2009, 04:57 PM (111,616 Views)
Argon
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I came to the conclusion that its more satisfying (and healthier) to masturbate once to twice a week rather than daily. You get a bigger build up, more intense orgasm, and feel that much more relaxed afterwards. I know alot of your teenies like to jerk your meat once or twice (maybe more 0_o) a day, but its better if you don't. You're not going to kill yourself or really harm yourself unless you try to tittyfuck a cactus, but its psychologically unhealthy to masturbate that much.

^ Above was offtopic but I figure some of you need to read that for your own sakes.
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Kyo: Ok, so about a month ago, my vagina had no odor and it tasted kind of salty but sweet and now it still has no odor, but it tastes really, really acidic. It's pretty disgusting. There have been no bumps, rashes, or anything abnormal down there, so I'm pretty sure it isn't an STD. What could this sudden change indicate and how can I change it?
Alexander G. Mun: You high, man?
Kyo: No
(10:06 PM) Alexander G. Mun: tl;dr
(10:06 PM) synthesizednoise: tl;dr
(10:06 PM) Kyo: No.
Alexander G. Mun: Are we done here? Alright cool.
Ciao.
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Yaku
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DehMatsuroSenpai.~
Yaku
I blame you mr "We need 5 people."
Tsukioni
LOL
WUT.
Tsukioni
You can't blame me Mr. I don't know how to fuckign sleep.
Yaku
Oh yes I can, Mr. I Don't know how to eat sugar.
Tsukioni
Fuck you.
Tsukioni signed off (4:55 PM)

Let this be a lesson, give me a low blow and I will give it back ten times harder. >:|
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Wolfenstein
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H4x
Yaku
Sep 23 2011, 06:57 PM
Let this be a lesson, give me a low blow and I will give it back ten times harder. >:|
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Yaku
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DehMatsuroSenpai.~
Alerion
Sep 23 2011, 07:04 PM
Yaku
Sep 23 2011, 06:57 PM
Let this be a lesson, give me a low blow and I will give it back ten times harder. >:|
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Credit to Twist. Brilliant artist, awesome bro.
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Credit to Aiichi. Epic bro, body flicker rival, and portrayed me perfectly.
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Tanner
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OFWGKTA
Tanner . says
So Knight has a small penis right
Kairi Hearts says
Yesss haha

Knights GF...
You Do not Amuse.
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Raikiri Iketani says
ANYTHING TO **** YOU TANNER RIGHT IN THE ASS


GG IKETANI </3

Tsukioni . says
You and I Tanner, baby, I'd rather die; without you and I...

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You feel like the light around is slipping away as a shivering coldness begins to consume you.
You rest in the bed.
You wake up in the hospital after being badly wounded. Wait in here for 2 minutes before leaving, if you try to relog you have to wait again.
Ratake, Jas begins to come to.
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Jas
Sep 24 2011, 03:20 AM

DemonicK blows your head through a worm hole with their Mangekyo!

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theo says:
*You...
*Can'
*Measure love...
*Can't*


Kyo says:
*but I can measure your penis.
*It's small.
*No.


/. theo says:
*It has no start...It has no end.
*(I'm black)



Kyo says:
*LOLOLOLO

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Yaku
Sep 23 2011, 06:57 PM
Yaku
I blame you mr "We need 5 people."
Tsukioni
LOL
WUT.
Tsukioni
You can't blame me Mr. I don't know how to fuckign sleep.
Yaku
Oh yes I can, Mr. I Don't know how to eat sugar.
Tsukioni
Fuck you.
Tsukioni signed off (4:55 PM)

Let this be a lesson, give me a low blow and I will give it back ten times harder. >:|
mr I burn in daylight like a vampire.

"I ponder of something great
my lungs will fill, and then deflate
They fill with fire, exhale desire
I know it's dire, my time today."

-Twenty One Pilots
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Yaku
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DehMatsuroSenpai.~
Raiju
Sep 25 2011, 02:05 PM
Yaku
Sep 23 2011, 06:57 PM
Yaku
I blame you mr "We need 5 people."
Tsukioni
LOL
WUT.
Tsukioni
You can't blame me Mr. I don't know how to fuckign sleep.
Yaku
Oh yes I can, Mr. I Don't know how to eat sugar.
Tsukioni
Fuck you.
Tsukioni signed off (4:55 PM)

Let this be a lesson, give me a low blow and I will give it back ten times harder. >:|
mr I burn in daylight like a vampire.
*Gets his Swastika.* THE GINGERS ARE IMPURE, THE MUST BE OBLITHERATED! FOR THE HOLY REICH!
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Raiju
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Are you mad...? *BEGINS TO GLOW BRIGHTER! WHAT'S HAPPENING?! HE MUST BE EVOLVING~! *evolving music appears*

Raiju has became a 'Holy Ginger'

*with his holy ginger powers, Raiju casts a blinding light over Yaku's eyes, causing him to be blind now.*

Your Bettle's glasses won't help you now!

"I ponder of something great
my lungs will fill, and then deflate
They fill with fire, exhale desire
I know it's dire, my time today."

-Twenty One Pilots
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Tanner
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OFWGKTA
Tsukioni . says
okay
How does a black woman know she's pregnant?
When she pulls out her tampon and the cotton's already been picked.
LOLOOLOOL

Edit: Racist.
Edited by Tanner, Sep 25 2011, 03:46 PM.
You Do not Amuse.
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Raikiri Iketani says
ANYTHING TO **** YOU TANNER RIGHT IN THE ASS


GG IKETANI </3

Tsukioni . says
You and I Tanner, baby, I'd rather die; without you and I...

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Tsukioni
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Nffyaoi<3
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Sep 25 2011, 03:46 PM
Tsukioni . says
okay
How does a black woman know she's pregnant?
When she pulls out her tampon and the cotton's already been picked.
LOLOOLOOL

Edit: Racist.
Tsukioni . says
WHO WANTS TO HEAR A REALLY RACIST JOKE
Tanner . says
Tsukioni is a I'm a dumbass.
who eats lots of fried chicken
Chitterlins
and Watermelon
Thats a good racist joke tsu
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(Vsay)(S.Jounin) - Nara, Andriod: Hey minami
(Vsay)(S.Jounin) - Nara, Andriod: Guess what
(Vsay)(S.Jounin) - Aburame, Minami: wat?
(Vsay)(S.Jounin) - Nara, Andriod: I'mma buy you a draaaank!
(Vsay)(S.Jounin) - Nara, Andriod: OooOOooO
(Vsay)(S.Jounin) - Aburame, Minami: :)
(Vsay)(Genin) - Inuzuka, Shaurar: what age does my dog die?
(Vsay)(S.Jounin) - Nara, Andriod: Come n take a ride wit me!
(Vsay)(S.Jounin) - Nara, Andriod: I got money in the baaaaaank!
(Vsay)(S.Jounin) - Hunter-Nin: loll
(Vsay)(S.Jounin) - Nara, Andriod: See that? Quickest way to a girls heart is a nice T-pain song.
(Vsay)(S.Jounin) - Hunter-Nin: or Ruthies
(Vsay)(S.Jounin) - Nara, Andriod: ^
(Vsay)(S.Jounin) - Nara, Andriod: Definetly ruthies.
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