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Quotes; In memory of Phoenix, the Lord of Lols.
Topic Started: Jan 17 2009, 04:57 PM (111,650 Views)
Wolfenstein
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Found this pretty disturbing:

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*Teacher leaves the room during a test*

Elementary: *Silence*

Middle School: *whispers* can I have a piece of gum?

High School: *shouts across the room* What's number 1?!
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Argon
Jan 29 2011, 03:31 PM
*Teacher leaves the room during a test*

Elementary: *Silence*

Middle School: *whispers* can I have a piece of gum?

High School: *shouts across the room* What's number 1?!
What school did u go to :/


My school we say A WHATS NUMBA ONE A Kaio.

:/
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It's starting to get too easy...


Vulture says:
How u doinnnnnnnnn
Alerion says:
Okay.
Vulture says:
I'm bored
Hrm
For my new fanfic
What do you suggest
Alerion says:
I have a horse.
Vulture says:
Gtfo
Alerion says:
nou
Vulture says:
Hrm
Ninja theme
like NFF based
or scifi?

Vulture just sent you a nudge.

Alerion says:
Scifi.
Vulture says:
K
Now, choose one of two plots
I have for scifi
Alerion says:
Choice C.
Vulture says:
There's only TWO
Alerion says:
B and C.
Vulture says:
gtfo
troll
Alerion says:
And I choose A.
Vulture says:
FINE
GAWD
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Jan 29 2011, 03:38 PM

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Shit, we say that even when the teacher is in the class.

smh.
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[18:48:14] Jeremia says:
D: what's another bird of prey that hasn't been taken in NFF? D:
[18:48:25] Schifer says:
Bigbird?
[18:48:35] Jeremia says:
lono
[18:48:38] Jeremia says:
lolno
[18:49:26] Schifer says:
Penguin?
[18:49:31] Jeremia says:
.-.
[18:49:38] Schifer says:
peacock?
[18:49:40] Jeremia says:
"bird of prey "
[18:49:55] Schifer says:
Oh thought you said bird of gay
[18:50:00] Jeremia says:
FU
[18:50:05] Schifer says:
Lol
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Jan 30 2011, 07:50 PM
[18:48:14] Jeremia says:
D: what's another bird of prey that hasn't been taken in NFF? D:
[18:48:25] Schifer says:
Bigbird?
[18:48:35] Jeremia says:
lono
[18:48:38] Jeremia says:
lolno
[18:49:26] Schifer says:
Penguin?
[18:49:31] Jeremia says:
.-.
[18:49:38] Schifer says:
peacock?
[18:49:40] Jeremia says:
"bird of prey "
[18:49:55] Schifer says:
Oh thought you said bird of gay
[18:50:00] Jeremia says:
FU
[18:50:05] Schifer says:
Lol
lol
You can not kill that which is immortal, that which has no end nor a beginning, that is the Phoenix, the immortal bird.

The dragon looked almost hungry the way it moved.. it craved battle.
"You see... No matter how many times I die..No matter what happens to my body..." Cientren said as the Dragon puppet opened its mouth and bent its head down towards Kanisaki, who was in utter shock of the sheer size of the puppet.
"I rise again from the ashes.... I am 'The Phoenix'!"
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Jan 30 2011, 07:50 PM
[18:48:14] Jeremia says:
D: what's another bird of prey that hasn't been taken in NFF? D:
[18:48:25] Schifer says:
Bigbird?
[18:48:35] Jeremia says:
lono
[18:48:38] Jeremia says:
lolno
[18:49:26] Schifer says:
Penguin?
[18:49:31] Jeremia says:
.-.
[18:49:38] Schifer says:
peacock?
[18:49:40] Jeremia says:
"bird of prey "
[18:49:55] Schifer says:
Oh thought you said bird of gay
[18:50:00] Jeremia says:
FU
[18:50:05] Schifer says:
Lol
I LOL'D.
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(Snow) - SoruSavior, Naraku: Im T-Pain, Im a bitch, I wanna get you in bed!(Akatsuki) - Ayo-sama: ooo weee imma take you home with me

(Star) - Hoshikage, Sinista: will u give it to me? (Snow) - SoruSavior, Naraku: ..*sigh*...grabs dildo**..do I have to?

{Player}{Chuunin}-Vejolta2: closest? im never coming out... i mean... im not in the closet >_>

(Lightning) - Raikage, Argon: if your a girl will he whack off?
() - Johnny Boy Boss: Nah.
() - Johnny Boy Boss: A hyuuga one could see under your clothes though. (Lightning) - Raikage, Argon: CLAN CHANGE ME NOW

(Leaf) - Uchiha Zack101: gah Im so bored..
(Earth) - ±° [Phage]×: Go masturbate?
(Leaf) - Uchiha Zack101: On my OWN... Ahhh.


(Earth) - ±° [Phage]×: NFF should ban all minorities and have white people play only.
(Leaf) - Uchiha Zack101: YEAH

(Wow I forgot Ivel used to be an Enforcer for a short time..)

{Enforcer}{God}-Ivel: ya know what I hate white people
{Enforcer}{White Kid}-Ivel: they need to burn in hell
{Enforcer}{White Kid}-Ivel: white people are gay
{Enforcer}{White Kid}-Ivel: you dont see a black gay person....at least outside.


Leaf Ninja has Defeated SS10trunks!
Leaf Ninja plays with a nuclear warhead....That was clever(Banned)!

(Leaf) - Ivel Shadow: *knees Zanshin in his nut*
(Cloud) - Zanshin: Not feelin it.

() - Zack101: If I ever see someone put up a number at the gas station.. I'm going to start racing "HURRY MOM HURRY!" "I'll DISTRACT HIM!"

() - Zack101: And run up to him going; "KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU! RASENGAN!"And act like a ninja around him. That'll stop em!

"Kid what the hell are you doing?"

"None of my attacks are working! What kind of Kekkai Genkai is this!?"





(RedenVash) - Vash: 70 year olds can be hot >_>

(Ssjeric) - Doug: I WANT EVERYONE UNDER THE AGE OF 13 TO JOIN MY VILLAGE AN RUN AROUND NAKED..an don't pay attention to the camera


(Mrgrim585) - Phage: There's no such thing as "bad" rape''




My question to all of you is.. what happened to the days when the quotes on here were actually funny?
Nara, Yuri Says: How much money do you have?

Hyuuga, charles Says: 1500 why

Nara, Yuri Says: Because im robbing your ass.
Kaiha: I bet Argon wishes he was Black

Argon: I most certainly do no. I'd never get past level 5 in my career choice. Don't you play Sims 3?

Kaiha: No?

Argon:Whenever I make a black guy he ALWAYS dies before level 5
First time a satelite hit him the day before he was going to get a promotion Second time he died in a fire when I went AFK And the last time he got a promotion to level 5 in the medical career choice
That night he got home he got struck by lightning

Kaio: Sim3 is racist. lol
"Like HELL you're going to get promoted to level 5!"
Edited by Argon, Jan 31 2011, 01:10 AM.
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Jan 31 2011, 12:27 AM
(Snow) - SoruSavior, Naraku: Im T-Pain, Im a bitch, I wanna get you in bed!(Akatsuki) - Ayo-sama: ooo weee imma take you home with me

(Star) - Hoshikage, Sinista: will u give it to me? (Snow) - SoruSavior, Naraku: ..*sigh*...grabs dildo**..do I have to?

{Player}{Chuunin}-Vejolta2: closest? im never coming out... i mean... im not in the closet >_>

(Lightning) - Raikage, Argon: if your a girl will he whack off?
() - Johnny Boy Boss: Nah.
() - Johnny Boy Boss: A hyuuga one could see under your clothes though. (Lightning) - Raikage, Argon: CLAN CHANGE ME NOW

(Leaf) - Uchiha Zack101: gah Im so bored..
(Earth) - ±° [Phage]×: Go masturbate?
(Leaf) - Uchiha Zack101: On my OWN... Ahhh.


(Earth) - ±° [Phage]×: NFF should ban all minorities and have white people play only.
(Leaf) - Uchiha Zack101: YEAH

(Wow I forgot Ivel used to be an Enforcer for a short time..)

{Enforcer}{God}-Ivel: ya know what I hate white people
{Enforcer}{White Kid}-Ivel: they need to burn in hell
{Enforcer}{White Kid}-Ivel: white people are gay
{Enforcer}{White Kid}-Ivel: you dont see a black gay person....at least outside.


Leaf Ninja has Defeated SS10trunks!
Leaf Ninja plays with a nuclear warhead....That was clever(Banned)!

(Leaf) - Ivel Shadow: *knees Zanshin in his nut*
(Cloud) - Zanshin: Not feelin it.

() - Zack101: If I ever see someone put up a number at the gas station.. I'm going to start racing "HURRY MOM HURRY!" "I'll DISTRACT HIM!"

() - Zack101: And run up to him going; "KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU! RASENGAN!"And act like a ninja around him. That'll stop em!

"Kid what the hell are you doing?"

"None of my attacks are working! What kind of Kekkai Genkai is this!?"





(RedenVash) - Vash: 70 year olds can be hot >_>

(Ssjeric) - Doug: I WANT EVERYONE UNDER THE AGE OF 13 TO JOIN MY VILLAGE AN RUN AROUND NAKED..an don't pay attention to the camera


(Mrgrim585) - Phage: There's no such thing as "bad" rape''




My question to all of you is.. what happened to the days when the quotes on here were actually funny?
Nara, Yuri Says: How much money do you have?

Hyuuga, charles Says: 1500 why

Nara, Yuri Says: Because im robbing your ass.
Kaiha: I bet Argon wishes he was Black

Argon: I most certainly do no. I'd never get past level 5 in my career choice. Don't you play Sims 3?

Kaiha: No?

Argon:Whenever I make a black guy he ALWAYS dies before level 5
First time a satelite hit him the day before he was going to get a promotion Second time he died in a fire when I went AFK And the last time he got a promotion to level 5 in the medical career choice
That night he got home he got struck by lightning

Kaio: Sim3 is racist. lol
"Like HELL you're going to get promoted to level 5!"
Simple really:

A) I stopped playing a lot on and off.

B) You guys got rid of OOC.
You can not kill that which is immortal, that which has no end nor a beginning, that is the Phoenix, the immortal bird.

The dragon looked almost hungry the way it moved.. it craved battle.
"You see... No matter how many times I die..No matter what happens to my body..." Cientren said as the Dragon puppet opened its mouth and bent its head down towards Kanisaki, who was in utter shock of the sheer size of the puppet.
"I rise again from the ashes.... I am 'The Phoenix'!"
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Sasuna says:
I told
You
I'm not talkign to u
Eva again QQ
Alerion says:
Okay.
But are you sure?
Are you sure you're sure?
Are you sure you're sure you're sure?
Are you sure you're sure you're sure you're sure?
Are you sure you're sure you're sure you're sure you're sure?
Are you sure you're sure you're sure you're sure you're sure you're sure??
Sasuna says:
Yes
I'm so fucking
Serious.
Leave me the fuck alone
Alerion says:
Are you sure you're sure you're sure you're sure you're sure you're sure you're sure?
Are you sure you're sure you're sure you're sure you're sure you're sure you're sure?
Sasuna says:
.
Alerion says:
Are you sure you're sure you're sure you're sure you're sure you're sure you're sure you're sure?
Sasuna says:
...
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(Undergo) - undergo: god knows im not gonna become victim to ur bull s*** shannanigans

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(Stanley1992) - Aidonia: i dont think ur that smart in all honesty
(Stanley1992) - Aidonia: my inteligence is more potent than urs will ever be

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Emokid said:
GTFO,.
Nadim said:
No.
I have a girlfriend.
In real life.
So I don't need porn.
GG
On top of that.
You'd do cam sex.
I know you would
LOL
*
Emokid says:
*I never do that
*im not that needy for sex.
*But meh.
*If i ever do that i'd have to suicide.
Nadim says:
*I bet you would use Sarah's vagina for a dumphole to place fucking razors in.
Emokid says:
*....
*I did
*with my dick
*For 2 long hours
*:D
Nadim says:
*LOL
*You placed razors in her vagina and then fucked her?
*You're the typical emo guy.
Emokid says:
*No you fool
*The Razors = my dick
Nadim says:
*Nope, the you're emo. You placed razors in her vagina, and then fucked the shit out of her.
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Fox says:
Ryuuka i really wish a 6"9 black guy whould shove his dick in your ass when your sleeping sometimes..


....they be rapin' everybody out here!
Schifer says:
Q.Q
How much does your hiar add to your height?
hair*
Alerion says:
Like...none.
But if I spiked it
I could be over 6' tall.
Probably 6'4"-6'7".
Schifer says:
O.O
Alerion says:
My hair is longer than your penis.
Like...9-12 inches long.
Schifer says:
*Whips out his 40inch*
Alerion says:
...wat
Wait
why do you have a sausage in your pocket?
Didn't know they made pepperonis that large.
Schifer says:
Yeah didn't either to I saw fox practicing on one
Alerion says:
...
Schifer says:
Human's got nothin on Fox's deep throthing
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Fuuton Hoe
Ryuuka Satake says
*doton whores*

Finally he admits it ;)


Alerion: As a verb, not an adjective.
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