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Topic Started: Jun 11 2008, 08:37:14 AM (212 Views)
Anu Drake
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[Lenny]
Anu! Sounds like an S.O.S.

[Anu]
Holy wack undiplomatic asshats Lenny, you're fuckin right!!

[Lenny]
To the Drakemobile - let's go!

[Anu]
Bitches and gentlemen! It's SHOWTIME!
Hurry hurry, step right up!
Introducing the star of our show, his name is..
Lenny…
You wouldn't want to be anywhere else in the world right now
So without further adieux, I bring to you
Lenny…

[Lenny]
You bout to witness, CN in its most purest
more rawest form, flow almost flawless
Most hardest, most honest known artist
Chip off the old block, but oh Doc is BACK
Looks like Batman brought his own Robin
Oh God, Saddam's got his own Laden
With his own private plane, his own pilot
Set to blow alliance doors off the hinges
oranges, peach, pears, plums, syringes
VROOM VROOM! Yeah, here I come
I'm inches, away from you, dear fear none
CN is in a state of nine-one-one so..

[Anu & Lenny]
Let's get down to business
I don't got no time to play around, what is this?
Must be a circus in town, let's shut the Shiat down
on these clowns; can I get a witness? (HELL YEAH!)

[Lenny]
Quick gotta move fast, gotta perform miracles
Gee wilikers Lenny, "Holy bat syllables!"
Look at all the bullshit that goes on in Bob
when I'm gone, time to get rid of these crap criminals
So skip to your lou while I do what I do best
You ain't even impressed no more; you're used to it
Flows too wet, nobody close to it
Nobody says it but still everybody knows the Shiat
The most hated on out of all those who say they get hated on
they whine and exaggerate it all so much
they make it all up, there's no such thing
Like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans
It just means so much more to so much more
people when you're posting and you know what for
The show must go on; so I'd like to welcome y'all
to Anu and Lenny's car-ni-val, c'mon!

[Anu & Lenny]
Let's get down to business
I don't got no time to play around, what is this?
Must be a circus in town, let's shut the Shiat down
on these clowns; can I get a witness? (HELL YEAH!)

[Anu]
It's just like old times, the Dynamic Duo
Two old friends, why panic? You already know
who's fully capable, the two caped heroes
Dial straight down the center, eight-zero-zero
You can even call collect, the most feared duet
since me and noWedge, played career Russian Roulette
And never even see me blink or get to bustin a sweat
People steppin over people just to rush to the set
just to get to see an leader who breathes so freely
Ease over these wars and be so breezy
Jesus how can Shiat be so easy?
How can one Toten be so Weissy?
Turn on these beats, noobs don't see me
Believe me; admin and mod
are gonna grieve when we leave dog, fo' sheezy
Can't leave CN alone, the game needs me
'til we grow beards, get weird and disappear
into the spam forums - nothin but clowns down here
But we, ain't fuckin around round here
Yo Lenny (whattup?) Can I get hell..? (HELL YEAH!)

[Anu]
So there you have it folks, Lenny has come to save the day
Back with his friend Anu, here to remind you that bullshit does not pay
Because Anu and Lenny are here to stay
and never go away, until our dying day
Until we're old and grey
So until next time friends, same Drake time, same Karl channel
Good night everyone, thank you for coming
-Your hosts for the Carnival
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Lenny N Karl
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Right on brother!!!

This Carnival is the Fo'Schnizzel
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Anu Drake
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Come along follow me as I lead through the darkness
As I provide just enough spark that we need to proceed
Carry on, give me hope, give me strength
Come with me and I won't steer you wrong
Put your faith and your trust as I guide us through the fog
To the light at the end of the tunnel
We gonna fight, we gonna charge, we gonna stomp, we gonna march
Through the swamp, we gonna mosh through the marsh
Take us right through the doors
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