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| Topic Started: Jun 7 2008, 07:45:43 PM (399 Views) | |
| Duncan King | Jun 7 2008, 07:45:43 PM Post #1 |
 
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Here we will post a question..any question that you have always wanted an answer to. The next person give's their answer to the question...and posts a new question. Does this make my butt look big? |
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| Njero | Jun 8 2008, 12:11:46 PM Post #2 |
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A: Only if the stripes are pink. Q: What is the meaning of pie? |
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| Duncan King | Jun 8 2008, 01:41:17 PM Post #3 |
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Gooey goodness. Why do you drive on a parkway but park on a driveway? |
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| Pollexter | Jun 8 2008, 02:32:58 PM Post #4 |
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Because the garage is so full of junk. Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? |
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| Njero | Jun 8 2008, 03:16:04 PM Post #5 |
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Because you have the singing voice of Snow White. What makes lumberjacks so awesome? |
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| Tristan the Hammer | Jun 8 2008, 03:38:01 PM Post #6 |
Minister of Recruitment
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because they have bushy beards and plaid shirts! If a fat women falls in the woods, do the trees laugh? |
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| Aress | Jun 8 2008, 04:26:49 PM Post #7 |
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Only briefly, then they realize that she crushed several trees when she fell If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? |
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| Buffalo Niagara | Jun 8 2008, 05:44:51 PM Post #8 |
 
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You succedded at failing, Does Anu really care? (waits for the lightning to strike me down) |
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| Wentworth the Brave | Jun 8 2008, 05:50:43 PM Post #9 |
Quod in nex , ego vadum teneo pacis
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Oh he cares alright.....he cares reeeaaalll hard... If you had both gender specific parts, would you ever leave the house? |
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| Tristan the Hammer | Jun 8 2008, 05:56:18 PM Post #10 |
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Only on Thursdays. Just to play naked twister! Why did Michael Jackson turn white? |
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| Duncan King | Jun 8 2008, 10:37:59 PM Post #11 |
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Bleach. Where's my other sock? |
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| Hakim | Jun 8 2008, 10:51:10 PM Post #12 |
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Its stuck in the dryer door... Why is love so damn hard? |
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| Aress | Jun 8 2008, 11:05:35 PM Post #13 |
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Because men are rational and women are irrational Why does my dog eat grapes? |
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| Hakim | Jun 8 2008, 11:38:52 PM Post #14 |
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Cause he is caesar reincarnated Why does my dog eat grass? |
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| Duncan King | Jun 8 2008, 11:44:31 PM Post #15 |
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So he doesn't puke. Why is the sky blue? |
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| Aress | Jun 9 2008, 12:15:40 AM Post #16 |
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Errr....let's see... just off the top of my head... the blue color of the sky is due to rayleigh scattering. As light moves through the atmosphere, most of the longer wavelengths pass straight through. Little of the red, orange and yellow light is affected by the air. However, much of the shorter wavelength light is absorbed by the gas molecules. The absorbed blue light is then radiated in different directions. It gets scattered all around the sky. Whichever direction you look, some of this scattered blue light reaches you. Since you see the blue light from everywhere overhead, the sky looks blue.  Why is my left foot 3mm longer than my right foot? |
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| martys_three_girls | Jun 9 2008, 07:40:03 AM Post #17 |
MoIA with a screwdriver!
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because of that accident you had as a toddler whem Mommy dearest didnt realize you were there and ran your foot over with a shopping cart. Are you going to answer my question with the word no? |
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| Njero | Jun 9 2008, 08:00:56 AM Post #18 |
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Nein. Does it count if I just used a different language? |
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| martys_three_girls | Jun 9 2008, 08:05:16 AM Post #19 |
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MoIA with a screwdriver!
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no. How many licks DOES it take to get to the center or a tootsie roll pop? |
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| The Pansy | Jun 9 2008, 08:08:27 AM Post #20 |
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depends on you suction ability. why do we always meet like this? |
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| martys_three_girls | Jun 9 2008, 08:40:56 AM Post #21 |
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MoIA with a screwdriver!
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Like what? next to each other? or talking about suction ability? Because the fates make it so. Why don't you come give me a big hug? |
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| The Pansy | Jun 9 2008, 08:59:37 AM Post #22 |
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because he is worried he'll be eaten alive is that a canoe in my pocket? |
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| Pollexter | Jun 9 2008, 09:00:55 AM Post #23 |
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Because the doctor says this rash is contagious... Is your screwdriver phillips or flathead? EDIT: D'oh, too slow. Edited by Pollexter, Jun 9 2008, 09:01:30 AM.
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| The Pansy | Jun 9 2008, 09:01:57 AM Post #24 |
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neither ... mines an alcoholic one why are you so slow Poll? |
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| Pollexter | Jun 9 2008, 09:07:06 AM Post #25 |
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I'm not slow, I'm thorough... Why hasn't the girl in your signature been in more photo shoots? Surely she knows we yearn for more... |
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| The Pansy | Jun 9 2008, 09:15:58 AM Post #26 |
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Cos like every good looking woman , she is a prick tease  why don't you have this  on your forums
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| martys_three_girls | Jun 9 2008, 09:17:56 AM Post #27 |
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MoIA with a screwdriver!
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because you took your sheep with you when you left! when can I come over for a beer? |
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| The Pansy | Jun 9 2008, 09:21:09 AM Post #28 |
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whenever you want..... www.cnvalhalla.org I repeat my canoe question Edited by The Pansy, Jun 9 2008, 09:22:33 AM.
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| Anu Drake | Jun 9 2008, 10:45:32 AM Post #29 |
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I hope that's a canoe. Otherwise we need to talk about gigantism. Is there any hope for the Lakers? |
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| bigwoody | Jun 9 2008, 10:53:07 AM Post #30 |
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No. Is that a baby-carrot in Pansy's pocket, or is he just indifferent to my presence? |
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| The Pansy | Jun 9 2008, 10:59:35 AM Post #31 |
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Eternal Annoyance
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indifferent,,, sorry. Do you wanna go skateboarding? |
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| Buffalo Niagara | Jun 9 2008, 01:56:11 PM Post #32 |
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nope, wanna go drinking? |
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| Hakim | Jun 9 2008, 01:58:50 PM Post #33 |
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Yes wanna go flying? |
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| Buffalo Niagara | Jun 9 2008, 02:04:15 PM Post #34 |
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sure....wait can we drink and fly? |
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| Duncan King | Jun 9 2008, 02:06:56 PM Post #35 |
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Only if you're not the pilot. Why won't my TV work? |
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| Buffalo Niagara | Jun 9 2008, 02:23:15 PM Post #36 |
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Plug it in.... slim jims or beef jerky? |
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| Hakim | Jun 9 2008, 02:31:50 PM Post #37 |
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jerky, its less greasy..Im partial to the steak cubes myself Be with the one you love who doesnt love you, or with the one who loves you but you dont love? |
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| Buffalo Niagara | Jun 9 2008, 02:36:51 PM Post #38 |
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be with the one that doesn't love you best friend, favorite sport? |
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| Hakim | Jun 9 2008, 02:40:58 PM Post #39 |
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Football....college and NFL... of course Euro Cup is on now... Boxers or Briefs? for the mens Thongs or Commando? for the ladies (cause there is no other kind allowed) |
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| Duncan King | Jun 9 2008, 04:07:15 PM Post #40 |
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Briefs. Hey, what's that smell? |
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| Buffalo Niagara | Jun 9 2008, 04:44:10 PM Post #41 |
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sniffs looks at DK and crinkles nose.... Doritos or chessy poofs? |
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| Hakim | Jun 9 2008, 05:07:07 PM Post #42 |
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Spicy/Sweet doritos..Stepen Colbert approved.... Desert flight Suit or Green Flight Suit? |
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| Pollexter | Jun 9 2008, 05:13:31 PM Post #43 |
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Green flight suit. Jessica Biel or Jessica Alba? |
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| Hakim | Jun 9 2008, 05:14:59 PM Post #44 |
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Yes Sex on the Beach or Sex on the Beach? |
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| Aress | Jun 9 2008, 06:02:16 PM Post #45 |
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Sex on the beach. Why do I spend more time on NATO forums at work than I do working? |
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| Tristan the Hammer | Jun 9 2008, 06:05:45 PM Post #46 |
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because your CN life is better than your RL! lol Why is the red man red? |
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| Aress | Jun 9 2008, 06:10:24 PM Post #47 |
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Because he's a spanish inquisitor. Why has Tristan's avatar improved soooo much recently? |
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| Buffalo Niagara | Jun 10 2008, 09:09:35 AM Post #48 |
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He is trying to compete with Anu for best avy evar... Wheres the screwdrivers? |
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| Hakim | Jun 10 2008, 10:00:07 AM Post #49 |
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In the tool shed What is buffy love? |
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| Aress | Jun 10 2008, 11:44:11 PM Post #50 |
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A strange and twisted form of love insipired by the 'hit series' 'buffy the vampire slayer'. Where did I put my spare key? |
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| Duncan King | Jun 10 2008, 11:49:40 PM Post #51 |
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Under your fake rock. Where's my cell phone? |
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| Hakim | Jun 10 2008, 11:51:30 PM Post #52 |
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In the safests spot you know, so noone would ever find it...even you. What does aress mean? |
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| Aress | Jun 10 2008, 11:53:57 PM Post #53 |
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'Ares' is the Greek God of War. 'Aress' means that that the name Ares was taken in CN. What does Hakim mean? |
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| Hakim | Jun 10 2008, 11:57:43 PM Post #54 |
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it means wise in Arabic..but it stands for High Altitude Killing Machine HAKIM...it has a long story behind my naming Are you into greek mythology? |
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| Aress | Jun 11 2008, 12:01:41 AM Post #55 |
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Yes and no, I like to dabble in a lot of history and mythology. What type of jet(s) do you/have you fly/flown? |
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| Hakim | Jun 11 2008, 12:06:56 AM Post #56 |
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T-3, T-37, T-38, AT-38, F-15E, MQ-1, MQ-9 = 6,750 + total hours , over 600 combat corties...1 Air medal with 4 oak leaf clusters, 1 Aerial Achievement Medal with 7 Oak leaf clusters, 1 pending Bronze Star (fingers crossed), 1 Distniguished Flying Cross, and a multitude of other ribbons and medals from my tours of duty, Commendation Medals, Meritorious Achievement Medals...yada yada yada... U? lol |
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| Aress | Jun 11 2008, 12:11:08 AM Post #57 |
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LOL. I have flown a Cessna 206. Are you thinking of getting into civil aviation? |
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| Hakim | Jun 11 2008, 12:15:39 AM Post #58 |
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I have a commercial license, with a centerline thrust restriction..i just need to go get checked out to remove the centerline restriction...probably not, after I retire from the military , probably go onto govt contract work...thats where the money is |
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| Aress | Jun 11 2008, 12:21:52 AM Post #59 |
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why wasn't a quesiton posted? |
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| Hakim | Jun 11 2008, 12:22:28 AM Post #60 |
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why does it matter? |
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| Aress | Jun 11 2008, 12:59:52 AM Post #61 |
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It doesn't - I was just trying to keep the ball rolling. Why haven't i gotten rid of that damn christmas tree in my office yet? |
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| Tristan the Hammer | Jun 11 2008, 08:23:49 PM Post #62 |
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in your wallet. Why am I always hungover? |
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| Ted The Bug | Jun 11 2008, 11:55:18 PM Post #63 |
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Because you're always drinking. How did Anu Drake's avvy get the 'proportions' she did, and where can she be found? 
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| Aress | Jun 12 2008, 12:21:44 AM Post #64 |
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Silicon valley. Why do I keep posting in this thread? |
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| BOOSHIFIED | Jun 12 2008, 02:19:21 AM Post #65 |
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you love fake breasts why do you love fake stuff? |
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| Szeretlek | Jun 12 2008, 02:28:11 PM Post #66 |
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fake=easy Why isn't pokemon as brilliant and thought provoking as it once was? |
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| martys_three_girls | Jun 12 2008, 04:57:37 PM Post #67 |
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MoIA with a screwdriver!
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because you got a little older. should I dye my hair a funny color again? |
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| Aress | Jun 12 2008, 06:03:41 PM Post #68 |
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So that you had something to do. Why can't I think of a creative question to ask? |
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| Ted The Bug | Jun 12 2008, 08:43:02 PM Post #69 |
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Because the Republican ad on the bottom of this page is making you stupid. Why did I bring politics into this? |
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| Szeretlek | Jun 13 2008, 07:55:49 AM Post #70 |
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Because the government has brainwashed all of us via tv , computer , magazines , and other forms of media. It has made us compliant with the standards set forth and has made people not question anything because "they" reassure us that "everything is ok" when in actuallity everything isnt ok , but is on a quick decent downhill and they just dont want to say it because of disapproval ratings and corporations that fund their quest for power , which only harms the other people in this nation and takes away from their rights and freedoms and hurts them economically. Why does this ::::::  :::::: bother me so much?
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| Valkan | Jul 3 2008, 01:36:17 PM Post #71 |
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Because everytime you see it, you know the people using it aren't joking and are actually 'ing What would happen if you could shrink to infinity? |
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| tommyknocker2121 | Jul 3 2008, 01:41:18 PM Post #72 |
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My head would asplode. Did you know that if someone were to dig a straight hole from any given point on earth to any other given point (for example, a hole from New York City to Sydney), it would take exactly 42 minutes to fall from one end of the tunnel to the other no matter what the distance? Edited by tommyknocker2121, Jul 3 2008, 01:45:03 PM.
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| Salmia | Jul 6 2008, 11:10:37 AM Post #73 |
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Why would I need to know redundant answers? Actually, why do I need to take AP classes? |
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| aquajake91 | Jul 9 2008, 02:22:43 AM Post #74 |
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How else are you going to get killer AP skills? Why do we have "OTAN" on our banner? |
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| cjhoser | Jul 11 2008, 02:19:54 PM Post #75 |
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Its NATO backwards, durrr. Why is the carnival still open? |
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| BOOSHIFIED | Jul 11 2008, 03:53:37 PM Post #76 |
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because wez likes cotton candy where did i leave my turban? |
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| cjhoser | Jul 11 2008, 03:58:32 PM Post #77 |
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7/11 What should I get to drink. |
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| BOOSHIFIED | Jul 11 2008, 04:12:04 PM Post #78 |
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BULL SEMEN does that sound good? |
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| popcorn | Jul 11 2008, 04:40:27 PM Post #79 |
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Depends on the bull Why are day time court shows so addicting? |
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| BOOSHIFIED | Jul 11 2008, 04:52:14 PM Post #80 |
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ummmmmmmmm......THEY ARENT why are the Bad Company servers down? |
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| cjhoser | Jul 13 2008, 12:45:52 AM Post #81 |
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Because Its a bad game. Did you know I was sponsored in CSS and Cod2
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| BOOSHIFIED | Jul 13 2008, 05:32:44 AM Post #82 |
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no....................... did you like COD4? (I did at first but then I got over it and went back to Halo3 for more variety) |
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| John Galt | Jul 13 2008, 10:50:03 AM Post #83 |
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No Why can't I think of a clever question? |
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| cjhoser | Jul 13 2008, 01:11:56 PM Post #84 |
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No one knows, Do you like ballz on your chin. |
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| Rhodikus | Jul 15 2008, 04:34:27 AM Post #85 |
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Nope, Only Anu Does, Why does Buffalo think he can call me 'Rhodicus' and not 'Rhodikus'! |
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