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1000 ways to kill yourself
Topic Started: Aug 10 2008, 06:28 PM (2,856 Views)
BonBon
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Subject is fairly obvious. One cause of death per post.
Ex- 1. Having your name written in the Deathnote.

Knock yourselves out, kids. I will start off.

1. Playing catch the toaster in a filled bathtub.
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Azure Bullet
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2. stab a pencil in your head
Don't give up.
Don't stop fighting for what you believe in.
Otherwise your life means nothing
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Dr. Gamma
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3. Smash your head in a car door.
In a Nonsmoking Area:

'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.'
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BonBon
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4. Being microwaved.
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Robert S. Dedede
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5.Disobey Giygas
Edited by Robert S. Dedede, Aug 10 2008, 08:42 PM.
Dont make me Strangulate you!! Join us at FoD(fountain of Dreams) http://fountainofdreams.b1.jcink.com/index.php?
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BonBon
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6. METH
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Gothica
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4) Being hung in a noose.
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Withered hands, withered bodies begging for salvation
Deserted by the hand of gods of their own creation
Nations cry underneath decaying skies above
You are guilty, the punishment is death for all who live
The punishment is death for all who live

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Azure Bullet
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8. hold an active hand grenade
Don't give up.
Don't stop fighting for what you believe in.
Otherwise your life means nothing
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BonBon
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9. Headshot
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Robert S. Dedede
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10. Not Hailing Grand Master Giygas and Master Porky
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Azure Bullet
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11. cliping the wrong wire on a bomb
Don't give up.
Don't stop fighting for what you believe in.
Otherwise your life means nothing
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Gothica
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12) look at bonbon
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Nations cry underneath decaying skies above
You are guilty, the punishment is death for all who live
The punishment is death for all who live

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Azure Bullet
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(uncalled for)
13. over dose on drugs
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Don't stop fighting for what you believe in.
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BonBon
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Im offended.

14. Suffocating in a sandbox after burying your head, trying to be Gaara.
Damn that was funny when I heard that news.
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Gothica
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15) Buried alive.
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You are guilty, the punishment is death for all who live
The punishment is death for all who live

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BonBon
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16. Impaled through the heart.
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Robert S. Dedede
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17. Bonbon calling me emo (Damnit bonbon i'm not emo)
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Dr. Gamma
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18. Swallow your own head.
In a Nonsmoking Area:

'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.'
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Gothica
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19)set yourself on fire in a pool filled with gasoline.
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You are guilty, the punishment is death for all who live
The punishment is death for all who live

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Azure Bullet
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20. hacking your head off with an axe
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Don't stop fighting for what you believe in.
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