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Mandate~!; Poor Dev XD
Topic Started: Sep 9 2009, 11:16 PM (247 Views)
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There were good and bad things about the second floor. The obvious good things were that Eddie's dorm room was located in a perfect spot where she didn't have to go far to see her friends. The bad side was that... Sapphire was still around. Yes, the whiney, constantly bitching fox girl was still at large with her whining and bitching, so Eddie spent as little time in her room as possible to avoid it. Sure, it didn't seem fair that Sapphire occupied the dorm room with her bitchness so often that Eddie spent little time there, but Eddie didn't care much. She had, y'know, FRIENDS.

And today she had a plan.

Given the recent first day of class, and most notably, gym, Eddie had decided that for some unexplained reason it was time to torture Dev, and she knew just how to do it. A certain she-male, or he-she named... Uhh... What was his name? That didn't matter. At any rate, Eddie had escaped the torture of listening to Sapphire cry and try hiding her ears and tail through the life saving trap door to see Kanami and tell her of her brilliant idea. Eddie figured two verbally abusive, threatening people were better than one, and it was sure to work.

Lucky too that she had a key.

Eddie checked via message that Dev was in his dorm room, and a few minutes later she and her awesome friend snuck up the door, unlocking it with the key he stupidly gave back to her. Then, for good measure, she kicked the door open NCIS style.

"Dev! You're going on a mandate!"
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What was Devlin doing while Eddie was plotting? He was playing video games, of course. And winning, as usual. Oh how he enjoyed owning people online in Halo. It really was kind of sad, how bad some people were at this game. Well, that and the fact that they were probably ten and talking trash. One more kill and it’d all be over and…. BOOM HEADSHOT! A shot from the sniper rifle ended the game; Devlin got the final kill. A small pause before Devlin spoke himself.

“Cool story, bro. Make sure you stop playing until your balls drop so I don’t have to deal with your fucking voice… Like nails on a chalkboard…” Devlin’s eyebrow raised in curiousity. “Uh… that’s NOT what a vagina is. Learn to anatomy.” He backed out of the lobby, done listening to the high-pitched bitchiness, and less than a second later he nearly jumped out of his chair. Someone busted through his door like the goddamn Kool Aid man.

"Dev! You're going on a mandate!"

It took a second for him to process what Eddie said. But then he spun around and saw two people standing there. And the other was Kanami. FFFFFFFFFFFFF.

“I’m going on a what?” Genuine confusion, but this was about to get bad fast. He knew it.
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Escape from Fail Roommate's blubbering brought about the best things. That trapdoor she had installed was the most awesome thing ever, and even moreso when Eddie appears through the trapdoor with an idea inspired by gym class apparently.

The glimmer in Kanami's eyes upon hearing the plan said enough of her involvement with it. The idea had been absolutely brilliant, the sheer hilarity of it all! A mandate with he-she-it person Hikaru had to be one of the best ideas Eddie had come up with. Maybe for a moment or two, Kanami found herself wondering what Beerfest had done to deserve such madness upon him, but the she shrugged it off in favor of it happening for absolute lulz. Not her problem, after all.

His reaction to Eddie's decree was absolutely priceless, taking every half of her energy not to collapse into mad laughter. Eddie and Kanami in epic plotting was very much like a rape: whether he wanted it or not, whether he liked it or not, it was going to happen.

Kanami grins and epically points her finger at Dev.

"You heard her, Beerfest. You're going on a mandate and it will be complete and utter lulz. More for us than for you, but that's entirely inconsequential."
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“I’m going on a what?”

God, some people needed to listen. Eddie didn't really feel like explaining it to him; as far as she was concerned, he knew all he had to, apart from specific dates and times of said mandate. She would work it all out for him if he wanted, and would probably mention that she and Kanami would be there watching. The idea was, after all, for their lulz and nothing more.

"You heard her, Beerfest. You're going on a mandate and it will be complete and utter lulz. More for us than for you, but that's entirely inconsequential."

"You know the guy..." Eddie began; not knowing his name was coming back to get her, "Isis? Lady Gaga?" Damn, she only knew him by the nicknames she'd come up with as soon as, uhh, it appeared. She checked her Aeon quickly, there was a function for the class lists. Oh, right, there he was. "Hikaru; bloomersd00d." Eddie finally said, throwing a hand out and giving him the thumbs up.

"Mandate. You, him, you go out, you hang out... He probably tries to pick you up, and you react to it all as lamely as you always do." Eddie explained. It was going to be rad.
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"You heard her, Beerfest. You're going on a mandate and it will be complete and utter lulz. More for us than for you, but that's entirely inconsequential."

“As in…” Devlin was quite obviously a little slow. For some reason he was thinking of the other meaning to the word.

"You know the guy..."

Oh, MANdate. Were they really going to try and convince him to go on a date… with a man?

"Isis? Lady Gaga?”

Obviously she didn’t remember someone’s name. But just who was she talking about? He turned back to the screen and pressed B a couple times to push him back to the main menu. He wasn’t going to be able to play and deal with this at the same time. Talk about epic fail at multitasking.

"Hikaru; bloomersd00d."

Hikaru still sounded unfamiliar to him. But as soon as she said the second name for him, it clicked. They wanted him to go on a date with bloomersd00d. At this point Devlin’s decision was already made. Not that he was really thinking of going on a date with another man in the first place. MAYBE hang out with another dude and do guy stuff, but definitely not a date. He spun around in his chair and looked in the general direction of the two girls.

“No.”

"Mandate. You, him, you go out, you hang out... He probably tries to pick you up, and you react to it all as lamely as you always do."

“Let me rephrase that. FUCK. No.” Another thought popped into his head. He looked straight at Eddie for this one, eyebrows raised. “And why the hell are YOU pushing me into this!?” A legitimate question, since Devlin obviously didn’t know it was for the lulz.
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"Isis? Lady Gaga?"

Bridget. Trap-kun. Nuriko. Jun. Pico.

Personally, she already had long settled on Bridget for the person Eddie was referring to. MHS had almost every type of character somewhere in it's ranks - tsunderes, yanderes, ninjas, half-beings, vampires, battlers, artificials, aliens, and now a trap or two. No espers or time-travelers as of yet but she could forgo those for now. Dev had no idea who Eddie was talking about, which was so damn odd - how could he not remember the bulge?

"Hikaru; bloomersd00d."

The name now clicked with him and Kanami had to wonder if the imagery had also come to him - played it her mind, it was the funniest affair.

“No.”

Kanami frowns. How DARE he say no to absolute lulz! Did he not see the epicness of all this?

"Mandate. You, him, you go out, you hang out... He probably tries to pick you up, and you react to it all as lamely as you always do.'

“Let me rephrase that. FUCK. No. And why the hell are YOU pushing me into this!?”


Kanami points at him.

"Don't question the logic. You are going through with this - you have no say in it. This is something of absolute craziness that cannot be passed up! Can't you not see that?"
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“Let me rephrase that. FUCK. No. And why the hell are YOU pushing me into this!?”

"Why are you so negative!" Eddie interjected, trying to think quickly in order to give a decent reason why that did not involve threatening. Seeing his strong reaction, she couldn't help but assume that eventually this would go down that road. Lucky she had that key. It was her damn golden ticket to making him do things. "You could use more friends, maybe then you wouldn't be sitting in here like everyday playing stupid games." Halo wasn't stupid; she'd apologise later.

"Don't question the logic. You are going through with this - you have no say in it. This is something of absolute craziness that cannot be passed up! Can't you not see that?"

Another point pops into her head. Win! "Think of the lulz that could be had, for us obviously not for you. But still, do you really want to deprive us of such lulz and instead replace them with buckets and buckets of RAGE?" Eddie asked, assuming not, since the two of them raging would surely be a scary sight to see. "Directed at you!?"
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"Don't question the logic. You are going through with this - you have no say in it. This is something of absolute craziness that cannot be passed up! Can't you not see that?"

Devlin shot a quick glance over to Kanami and raised an eyebrow for a moment, but his eyes soon fell back on Eddie, who so far failed to answer his question, but rather countered the question with a question. Socratic Method at work? In some form, I guess so.

"Why are you so negative!"

“How am I being negative!? Because I don’t like men!?” The blonde’s right hand ran through his hair as he tried to understand the logic behind what was going on. Yeah, he was ignoring what Kanami said. For now, at least.

"You could use more friends, maybe then you wouldn't be sitting in here like everyday playing stupid games."

“Since when the fuck does ‘mandate’ equal ‘moar friends?’” Dev chose to ignore the statement about stupid games; he knew Eddie was a Halo fan.

“Think of the lulz that could be had, for us obviously not for you. But still, do you really want to deprive us of such lulz and instead replace them with buckets and buckets of RAGE? Directed at you!?"

At first Devlin just looked at the two girls with a blank expression on his face. Finally a legitimate argument. Too bad he’d prefer the rage. “I think you’ll live. I am NOT going to go on a date with someone else with a penis.” Thinking about it, it was probably weird for Devlin to be denying this so strongly, but a mandate was one of the few things he wouldn’t do, even for the lulz.
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“Think of the lulz that could be had, for us obviously not for you. But still, do you really want to deprive us of such lulz and instead replace them with buckets and buckets of RAGE? Directed at you!?"

“I think you’ll live. I am NOT going to go on a date with someone else with a penis.”


Kanami’s brown eyes bounce back and forth between them, her arms crossed and listening. There were lulz to be had and yet Beerfest still could not see the point in all this. Maybe the word “mandate” was all that was keeping the fun at bay. This was worse than the chicks that were on the morning zoo radio “personalities”, the types that had to be the wrangler of all the lulz the guys were having. Oh stop, come on guys, stop having fun! It was one of those thing that irked Kanami among a lot of other things.

“Don’t be such a hole, Beerfest.” Kanami says tartly. “God, we're not asking you to fuck the little tranny. Look, I dunno if you’re playing deaf, blind or retarded but try to see the big picture here.”

She even made the widening motion with her hands to illustrate her point; hands to the center and slowly smoothing them apart. It’s something she’d normally only had to do with her retarded cousin, but this had to be necessary.

“You just have to hang out with Bridget for a couple of hours at best which will be awkward but at least short like ripping a band-aid off arm hair. YET you're gonna sit there with your stupid games and be fully content to put yourself through not days, not hours but several fucking weeks of constant waterfalls of rage from both of us? You know with her as your counterpart from romance-purgatory and my willingness to be brutal that it's not gonna end well for you. Combination’s deadly there Beerfest.”

Her gesture represent a scale of perspective favorability - a brief mandate of utter lulz versus consecutive rage waterfalls. Given the choices, Devlin should take the one that would require less effort and more lulz on their part.

Totally up to him though, as long as he makes the right decision.
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“I think you’ll live. I am NOT going to go on a date with someone else with a penis.”

Eddie laughed a little, because it what she was going to say would seem more fun if she was humoured first, "I think the question is, will you live?" And now, the tag in. For a better explanation, she gave a mental tag in to Kanami and allowed her to take the floor. Eddie might throw a few gestures in the back, like she pretended to choke someone, and choke-punch them, then she pointed mouthing the words 'You' and 'Verbally', but she wasn't sure he'd get the second one.

When she finished, Eddie threw a comment or two along the tail, "Yeah, it's like I said, there'll be no rape. Well," She paused, maybe not, "Maybe some mild mind rape, but you'll live. We rape minds worse, just think about that." Jesus, there were only so many threats she could come up with, and she'd already used a lot of them. I mean, sure, they were going in circles, but this round was a lot better. Dev couldn't possibly resist the... fearitude.
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"I think the question is, will you live?"

“Eh?”

“Don’t be such a hole, Beerfest. God, we're not asking you to fuck the little tranny. Look, I dunno if you’re playing deaf, blind or retarded but try to see the big picture here.”

“The big picture being—“Devlin’s attempt at cutting Kanami off failed. Hard. He sighed, knowing this was going to go absolutely nowhere, but he’d have to listen a little bit longer. The blonde swung around in his chair a little bit, enjoying the fact that it was pretty comfortable, before leaning forward and resting his chin in his right palm, eyebrow cocked and all. If they were going to keep nagging him he’d probably get annoyed, so hopefully he could just sarcasm them away. Then again…

“You just have to hang out with Bridget for a couple of hours at best which will be awkward but at least short like ripping a band-aid off arm hair. Blahblahblah long quote is long so I shortened it. Combination’s deadly there Beerfest.”

This time Devlin had to think for a second. With Eddie he could probably get away with it, but Dev didn’t know how strong Kanami’s “waterfall of rage” was. Meh, he’d take the chance. Another sigh and both of Dev’s hands ran through his hair. “…I’m pretty sure you’ll get over it after a couple days. And, ‘Bridget?’” They probably would, but now that Devlin said it they’d probably be sure to keep bugging him about it for at least a week. Or until they found something else to bug him about. “Not. Happening.”

"Yeah, it's like I said, there'll be no rape. Well, maybe some mild mind rape, but you'll live. We rape minds worse, just think about that."

“Can’t you get Kazuo to do this instead?” A good question, Devlin thought. Get Kazuo high and ask him to do something and he’d probably go along with it. It’s a legitimate strategy! Dev didn’t really have a response prepared for what Eddie just said, but that’s probably because he was kind of used to her form of mind rape. He’d have to roll with it for a little bit.
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“…I’m pretty sure you’ll get over it after a couple days. And, ‘Bridget?’”

Kanami looked momentarily crestfallen, knowing full well that he was not going to go through with the fun idea. She holds off more reaction or acting upon her thoughts until he was finished.

“Not. Happening."

Kanami frowns at him then looks over at Eddie, who undoubtedly would share her annoyance. Already she wanted to conjure the waterfalls of rage, and already she was formulating awful, terrible things in her mind for refusing lulz. BUT, Beerfest was Eddie's bitch, not hers. And thank goodness, he was too much of a hole for the Eye of MHS to deal with.

"Faggotry." She says to Eddie, pointing over to Beerfest. "See this? Clear shot of the corner Notlulz and Faggotry! I dunno how you have fun stuff and lulz with this hole here."

And saying her peace, she pulled out a notebook her mini backpack, already cooking up her half of the waterfalls of rage for him. Whatever Eddie and Devlin discuss further was of minor importance unless it was "Okay then I'll do this" or Eddie departing. Given where the conversation was heading, the second seemed to be the more likely option.

Then what? A lulz opportunity doomed to be lost forever?! Furious scribble-scribbling!
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“…I’m pretty sure you’ll get over it after a couple days. And, ‘Bridget?’”

Eddie raised an eyebrow. "That's not a wise gamble to take." Did he know nothing about the two people standing before him? Did it really seem like something they would do; just get over it? Maybe if something with an equal or greater mass of epic were to come along, but really, what were the chances of that happening? Even at a school like MHS, they were very slim.

“Can’t you get Kazuo to do this instead?”

Now she full on rage glared at him. It was obvious that now he was clinging to whatever ideas he could. Sure, she could try to get Kazuo to do it instead, but Lady Gaga seemed to have no interest in the bass player, and further more, Rena was a very large wall to try climbing over. It just wouldn't happen. Surely he could figure that out.

Nevertheless, Eddie looked over to Kanami with a totally notlulz look on her face. "Fuckit. Let's go." And she turned on her heel and left. This was hardly over.
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"That's not a wise gamble to take."

That was a very true statement, but this was also something Devlin really did NOT want to do. He shrugged it off. Surely he was probably pissing Eddie off, but at this point in time he probably didn’t realize it. But seriously, most things Dev would go along with, but not this. Were they not getting that?

"Faggotry. See this? Clear shot of the corner Notlulz and Faggotry! I dunno how you have fun stuff and lulz with this hole here."

And sarcastic answer avoided. Devlin wasn’t going to get in a sarcasm-off with someone, especially someone Eddie hung around with. Eddie herself had a high chance against Devlin, so there was no telling how Kanami was with it. THAT was a chance Dev wasn’t going to take. Either way, Eddie was giving him one hell of a death glare, and that was enough to make him uncomfortable. Damn she was effective at that when she wanted to be. He shifted his gaze over to his television for a second, signifying that she won that one.

"Fuckit. Let's go."

As soon as Eddie reached the door and left, Devlin finally let out a large sigh before swinging back in his chair to get in good position for some online asskicking. “This definitely isn’t going to end well..."
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