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Hit in the Cafeteria; Open Forthelulz
Topic Started: Aug 11 2009, 06:57 AM (413 Views)
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Fortunately the cut wasn't too deep so it didn't take much effort to clean and close up. In fact, he had merely washed his face thoroughly and slapped a nice Batman band-aid onto his forehead. That was all that was necessary, really. Perhaps this particular Batman band-aid had epic, mysterious powers. Such isn't out of the ordinary in a school filled with meta-humans, not to mention totally buff and stretchy-limbed assistant librarians. If you followed the first part of the 'Hit in the *blank'-saga, you'd know what I'm talking about, as well as the cause of Kazuo's cut. Bookfights are epic like that.

Anyway, the two had split up for a bit after the events that took place in the library. Eddie went off to do Eddie-stuff, though Kazuo had no idea what she really did. Though, Kazuo imagined Tiger eating Dev's face off but he was sure that wasn't what actually happened. Meanwhile Kazuo had cleaned up his cut, stashed his half of the torn book he had received, and grabbed the necessary ingredients for a guaranteed-fun-time. Of course, he had greeted Rena inbetween all of this, but that's pretty much a given considering their epic crazy-love.

The two members of the defunct-Above Acid had later met in an undisclosed area and celebrated their victory at the library with several tokes of the good stuff. Kazuo had laughed heartily at Eddie's little wheezes and coughs (oh, you so know she would cough). The rest of the details during the session are pretty insignificant. After, Kazuo had stashed his stuff back in his room and the two proceeded to do what any logical person would do while high - get food.

Kazuo would have kicked the door open if he was up for it, but of course he wasn't. Though, it wasn't for any particular reason other than the fact that he is lazy. That's not a smoking-induced trait either, just how he is naturally. Either way, Kazuo held the door open for Eddie with a grin.

"Prepare yourself for the best meal of your entire life, Eddie." He spoke cheerfully, nostalgically remembering his first meal while in an elevated-state of consciousness. Month-old poptarts had never tasted better in his entire life until that fateful, awe-inspiring, and jaw-dropping day.

The teenager's chocolate-brown eyes averted their gaze from Eddie to the line of the cafeteria. Jesus Chrysler, it was long! Kazuo sighed then looked back at Eddie. "Well, that's just ridiculous, but I'm determined to consume some food! Even if it's just school food, I'm determined." Not that MHS' food was all that bad, I mean have you seen the school's equipment?! Though, it certainly wasn't the most funded-department in the school, that was for sure. "You still up for it, though?" Say yes, damn it.
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So the 'Hit in the *blank'-saga was turning out to be pretty epic so far. After dodging detention and giving it to Dev and Zxaine, Eddie and Kazuo went seperate ways, probably because he had to clean his face and go see his crazy girlfriend. Eddie assumed that if he didn't see her every hour or whatever she would rage out and start killing students until she found him. No doubt she'd assume he was cheating with a bunch of randoms. What a fucked up relationship. Lulzy.

At any rate, in a super secret location, Eddie and Kazuo met up to, as he put it, get their smoke on. Eddie had been apprehensive about the idea, of course. She'd never done it before just because it seemed like a retarded thing to do. But oh well. He lol'd at her coughing and wheezing and all that, to which she simply kicked him in the face and told him to STFU. And it worked.

Kazuo opened the door for Eddie, but instead of taking it she simply kicked the other one open for herself. "FUCKYEAH!" Violence is win.

"Prepare yourself for the best meal of your entire life, Eddie."

Eddie looked around the Cafeteria, trying to note all the people that were there in case she had to kill them all later. But the faces she didn't recognised were just incredibly distorted and hideous. It was lulzy, and she did indeed lul. What was it? Oh, the Cafeteria line was epicly long.

"Well, that's just ridiculous, but I'm determined to consume some food! Even if it's just school food, I'm determined. You still up for it, though?"

She simply raised a hand to him, as if to ask for him not to question her anymore. Eddie took in a huge breath, pausing for a few moments, before shouting at them all. "GETTHEFUCKOUTOFTHEWAY!" And they did, because most people at the school by now knew Eddie was incredibly scary. She didn't normally scream at people to get out of the way, so from that they could only conclude that she was raging pissed off. So they all moved, parting on either side to let the two walk through.

Eddie motioned for him to go first, cause thats how she rolled.
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Yeah, perhaps the crazy-relationship was fucked up, but at least it wasn't a total trainwreck waiting to open. Though, one could argue that it's more of a timebomb than anything. Rena's temper is comparable to a shortly lit fuse, but Kazuo figured dealing with her at her worst was a good trade off for being with her at her best. It only helped that Rena at her best often consisted of endless amounts of cookies which, obviously, is something the brown-haired male would clearly enjoy.

Well, back to the matter at hand! Eddie had kicked the other door open herself which had totally surprised him. Not to mention, brought up the memory of when she had kicked him in the face not too long ago. How Eddie kicked so high for a short-girl was beyond him, but he just figured it's part of her epic Aussieness or something of that sort.

"Impressive," He grinned, walking through the door and closing it behind him.

The girl had raised her hand and Kazuo stood, eyebrow raised, slightly puzzled. However, it all made sense after she took a gigantic breath and her voice boomed. Kazuo's ears were ringing a bit from her yell, which is quite surprising considering that Kazuo plays bass and frequently blasts music on his headphones. Not to mention, he had sound-based powers too.

"And I thought I had an epic yell, geez dude." His tone was still, however, quite cheerful.

Eddie had gestured for Kazuo to go first. After her frightening display Kazuo had no other option but to do so. However, Kazuo noticed that Eddie wasn't the only former-Above Acid member that was feared.

"Is that that kid that rode that bear?" A student whispers to another.
"Yeah, I think it is. He's so awesome. Man, if I were gay..."

Kazuo's eyes widened as he heard that and he scurried along towards the front of the line. He seriously was hoping that voice was some kind of auditory hallucination and not an actual person speaking. Anyway, now at the front, Kazuo looked forward at the various food items. The teenager grinned widely, his face nearly resembled the classic cool/trollface.

"Fuck...yeah," He whispered to himself.
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"Impressive,"

"I KNOW-" Too much yelling, maybe? "-I mean, I know." Then it was more down to a whisper. Kazuo walked first, and Eddie followed him. It may have been the first time she willingly gave up the lead and allowed herself to follow someone. Not that it mattered, really. Anyway, back to the story. So around them people were whispering, mean things about Eddie, mildly strange things about Kazuo.

"Yeah, I think it is. He's so awesome. Man, if I were gay..."

He seemed almost freaked out by that. When he stopped moving quickly Eddie tapped shoulder. "You should listen to the rest of conversations. He said," She was using her best obviously-gay-yet-in-the-closet tone here, "Man, if I were gay... I would totally turn straight if he ever came near me." She said, her hand falling onto his shoulder solomly. "Sorry, dude."

"Fuck...yeah,"

"Heeeey." Eddie looked towards the food, then, her hands touching down on the protective plastic glass. "What're you gonna get."
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"You should listen to the rest of conversations. He said," "Man, if I were gay... I would totally turn straight if he ever came near me." "Sorry, dude."

Pfft, how lame! Kazuo was clearly much sexier than that! But wait, he didn't want to be a blip on everyone's gaydar either! The brown-haired teenager sighed and shook his head at Eddie. As he did so, he began to seriously overanalyze what had happened, a product of his elevated-state of consciousness. "Maaybe," He rubbed his chin, thinking hard. "Maybe that dude-slash-thing knew that if he was gay and came on to me Rena would kick his ass!" Sure, that's a sensible argument, right? Or maybe Kazuo's feeling a little too loopy, who knows but he was pretty confident in his crazy-love.

Anyway, the subject quickly changed as the two had looked down towards the potentially delicious food. His eyes had widened and he, like Eddie, placed his hands on the glass, then leaned in to get a closer look. A bit of saliva began pooling in his mouth, he was utterly entranced by the food before him. However, Eddie spoke and it brought him out of that train of thought.

"Heeeey." "What're you gonna get."

"All of it," He blurted. "Er, I mean... That steak thing looks pretty good." He pointed towards the juicy looking slabs of meat. "Asian here, so gotta have rice...." Finally, Kazuo stuck his face right at the glass as he finally chose. "Mashed 'taters, fuck yeah?" He mentally 'fuck yeah'd himself.'

"Yeaaahh, I'll get thaat." He extended his a's awkwardly, but he remained with the same somewhat dazed expression. Kazuo looked up towards the lunch lady with a grin and flashed his best thumbs-up. Aww yeah.
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"Maaybe,"

Eddie was already shaking her head, disagreeing with whatever he'd say. Not that he cared...

"Maybe that dude-slash-thing knew that if he was gay and came on to me Rena would kick his ass!"

She leant forward slowly, resting one hand on his shoulder. And Eddie shook her head once more. "Nooooo~" She whispered, before adding. "Do you wanna date him or something? I bet I can help!" Eddie sounded oddly cheerful. She was sure she could use her fear powers, or even her apparent new sense of kind and happiness to help him out. However, she didn't know she could do anything about Rena's rage.

"All of it,"

"You'll get fat." Eddie responded quickly.

"Er, I mean... That steak thing looks pretty good. Asian here, so gotta have rice.... Mashed 'taters, fuck yeah? Yeaaahh, I'll get thaat."

"God damn it Kazuo, now that's what I wanna get!" She raged, prepared to kick him in the face again, but no. There were more important things than face-kicking her freakishly tall friend. And then they brought something new out.

Epic. Pizza.

"FUCKYEAH!" No wonder everyone was lined up. But Kazuo already made his order. Lolfail. Eddie pointed down to one of them. "I want half of that one, aaaaand... Uhh, I'm Australian but there's nothing here I have to have... So fuckit just give me the whole thing and maybe I'll share." Maaaaybe.
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Insert random lunch lady here. She resembled Mrs Marybojangles quite a bit. In fact, it was almost uncanny. She stood behind the counter, her hair covered by a hairnet, a cigarette in hand. She looked at the two, glaring them down as she breathed in the toxic smoke before it billowed out her nose seconds later.

So they wanted food. God damn high teenagers.

She reached for a plate, throwing it down on the counter. She hooked a nail into the boys steak, slamming it onto the plate before grabbing an insanely large spoon and dishing him some rice and mashed potatos.

Another plate; note that she kept her eyes on the teenagers the whole time, and she moved towards the newly brought out pizza, shovelling the whole thing on a plate randomly. And she tossed the plates towards the two teenagers. "Enjoy, now leave before I put this out on your steak." She held up the cigarette as a threat.

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"Nooooo~""Do you wanna date him or something? I bet I can help!"

Kazuo cringed and gagged at the thought, it was totally and utterly disturbing to him. The teenager shook his head, a weirded-out expression still on his face. The teenager did his best to get the weirdness out of his head. It all went away as he looked back at the food at the line, replaced only with a near-insatiable appetite. Food wins again!

"You'll get fat."

"Metabolism, dude!" He argued. "Plus, I'm way too cool to be a fatty-Mc-fat-fat, and you know it." He flashed a quick thumbs up before looking back at the various food items splayed out in front of him.

"God damn it Kazuo, now that's what I wanna get!"

Kazuo flinched, he expected Eddie would make an attempt to kick his face. Fortunately, she had other things on her mind - namely food. Hell yeah weed-induced passivity.

"FUCKYEAH!""I want half of that one, aaaaand... Uhh, I'm Australian but there's nothing here I have to have... So fuckit just give me the whole thing and maybe I'll share."

Ugh, epic pizza? Damn, Kazuo regretted picking first. Well, not too much, the food he had picked out still looked really good. However, Kazuo's lips curled into a grin as he heard the word 'share.' Though, he wasn't exactly sure Eddie would share. He recalled her sharing a book by throwing it at his face, but maybe she would.

Kazuo almost laughed and made a 'shrimp on the barby' joke as she spoke, but Kazuo wasn't lame and didn't make lame jokes like that unlike a certain lame-dude. Kazuo's jokes were a different kind of lame, but better than Dev's abysmal failure-excuses for jokes.

"Enjoy, now leave before I put this out on your steak."

"Will do!" He saluted before grabbing the plate. He was a little weirded by the lunchlady. Most of the school's faculty were very, very odd. Kazuo grabbed a fork, knife, and plenty of napkins before he scurried over to a clean table.

He placed his plate on the table and sat down. Kazuo eagerly cut and stabbed into his steak, not unlike a madman.

"Fwuuck Yweah," He spoke, mouth slightly full.
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"Fwuuck Yweah,"

Eddie sat down across from him, looking over her shoulder back towards the lunch lady. She did seem kinda familiar. Eddie had managed to look back at the worst time, when she... uhh... 'elegantly' put the cigarette out on the next student's steak. Talk about awkward, but Eddie wasn't one to feel bad for other people. Instead, she laughed incredibly loudly to the point where she was out of breath. "You're lucky she likes you," Eddie said, after a deep breath.

And then, there it was. Was it possible for weed to give a person some kind of epic reflexes? Well, who knows how it would effect a meta-human. At any rate, Eddie could practically feel something flying towards her head, which was epicly lame because she'd picked up her first piece of pizza and was about to eat. She quickly moved to the left, and a ash coated steak would come flying towards Kazuo's head instead.

"That's for laughing at me! It's not funny!"

"Why do people have to ruin shit!?" Eddie called back, dropping the piece back with the rest of them and pointing towards Kazuo. She had epic war face on, but that melted away in an instant. She just lol'd at him instead.
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"You're lucky she likes you,"

"I tend to have that effect on people, Eddie." Kazuo spoke jokingly. Of course, he was much too busy cutting his steak to see the lunch lady put out a cigarette on another kid's steak. Had he seen it, Kazuo would have raised an eyebrow and momentarily thought about not eating his own steak. If that were to occur, however, his appetite would eventually overcome him and he'd be forced to keep eating.

Weed giving people epic reflexes? It seemed that only applied in video games. How do you think people get so damn good at Halo and Super Smash Bros. games? Kazuo had shit reflexes and reaction speed in general. While under the influence, those reflexes become much shittier. He heard something whizzing towards him but before he could do anything he was smacked in the head. In typical comical fashion, the steak stuck to his head before slowly sliding down. Kazuo stood there in utter shock and amazement at what just happened.

"What...the...fuck..."

Kazuo yanked the steak off his shoulder and brushed ash and steak sauce off his shirt. At first, Kazuo laughed, realizing the hilarity of the situation. However, like a maniac, his laugh was at first comical then it slowly became a purely maniacal one.

"WHAT THE FUCK! MY GIRLFRIEND GOT ME THIS SHIRT!"

Immediately, Kazuo stood up and grabbed the steak. He chucked it as hard as he could. It landed in the middle of a table, hitting another student's tray of mashed potatos. The impact caused mashed potatoes to fly around, everyone on the large table had the stuff on their face. They immediately turned towards where they thought the steak had come from (far from Kazuo's direction) and began throwing numerous food items.

"Shit..." Kazuo turned towards Eddie as he began ducking underneath their table.

"FOOD FIGHT!" A random yelled.

"Shit."
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"What...the...fuck..."

His rage flared some rage in Eddie again, and she turned to stare at whoever had thrown it with epic rage face. "ANTILULZ!" She called, out, in the way a follower would call out something behind the leader. She was totally against this guy as well!

"WHAT THE FUCK! MY GIRLFRIEND GOT ME THIS SHIRT!"

"ANTILULZ!" She repeated, just because it seemed to fit the situation. While he threw his steak, Eddie simply turned around to her Pizza, grabbing another slice and taking a few bites. She heard sounds of impact, but it kind of just drowned out because she was really hungry. So basically, she almost forgot what was going on for a minute there; she didn't really want to throw her food...


"Shit..."

"Whaaat..." Antilulz?

"FOOD FIGHT!"

"GAY!" Eddie managed to grab the box as she jumped up and slid across the table, landing beside Kazuo before kicking up the table to leave it side on for an epic shield. "D00d, not without backup!" She called, retrieving her Aeon and sending an epic text to Kanami and Dev.

d00d epc fite in caf roll^!!!!!!
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Devlin was taking it easy in his room, playing some Rock Band as opposed to Halo 3 for a change, enjoying the fact he was now able to play Guerilla Radio by Rage Against the Machine in the game. That was, of course, until the vibrating of his Aeon in his pocket made him miss a couple notes. A quick pause, a quick fish into his pocket, and a quick button press later, and a text message from the Australian girl who lived next door was displaying on his screen.

d00d epc fite in caf roll^!!!!!!

“Oh God…” Dev rolled his eyes and dropped the mini guitar controller he was using before, throwing a pair of shoes on and leaving the room. It would only take him a minute or two to reach the cafeteria, so hopefully too much damage wasn’t done. Fast forward three minutes, and he was at the entrance to the cafeteria, kind of nervous about opening the door.

He pushed the door open and looked inside. “Sweet Zombie Jesus…” A food fight… really? It seemed so. He would have to find out where Eddie was before he would even attempt to dodge his way through the flying food. The blonde pushed his right hand through his hair, deciding to wait to see if anyone else was coming. Hopefully he wouldn’t have to brave this shit alone.
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Aidan was hungry. So where does any self respecting cowboy go to get some grub? To the Mess hall of course. Thus he arrived only moments after Dev did, pushing Dev in (he was in the way you know) and he stopped just inside, watching with wide eyes. This was perfectly epic. Taking his hat off and resting it on a bush by the door so it wouldn't be ruined, the boy playfully punched Dev on the arm in a manly, let's kick some ass kinda way and ran into the room.

"YEEEEHAW!" He yelled loud enough for the whole room to hear and scooped a pile of mashed potatoes from a random guys plate and smashed it in his face, before running over the table and grabbing a few trays as he passed. The boy needed ammo. Now to set up in a secure place. AH knocked over table! Great. Launching himself over it the cowboy crouched on the other side and looked at the two people already there.

"Well howdy Miss." He smiled at Eddie and tipped his head as if his hat was still there.
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The fact that Eddie support-raged only encouraged Kazuo. While he had dived for cover Kazuo really wanted to kick ass in this food fight. Plus, Eddie had kicked a table on its side for cover. Fuck yeah, cover system! This was like an epic shooting game only more epic, inebriated, and with much more food. The brown-haired teenager turned towards Eddie with a wide grin. Passionate anger was still clearly visible in his eyes but he wanted to have fun with it, his expression clearly showed that. "We had a bookfight, Eddie." Kazuo began, pulling a fallen platter of grapes toward him. "Compared to that, a food fight is nothing!" He spoke with almost inspirational vigor, like a commander addressing his troops before sending them off to fight, it was glorious. It took a tremendous amount of effort not to make a 300 or Braveheart reference.

"GAY!""D00d, not without backup!"

"I'll hold them off!" Kazuo laughed, crushing his crazy-seriousness from before like a spent-up roach. "Do that, get that fucker over here!"

With that, Kazuo grabbed the grapes and began lobbing individual grapes at people. The teenager was surprisingly accurate. The kind of reflexes smoking gave him in video games seemed to help him out here. Kazuo nailed a random in between the eyes. It splattered on impact, sending grape juice and flesh into his eyes, momentarily blinding him and elicting an overly dramatic scream of horror.

He crouched for cover as a banana peel came speeding towards him. It wheezed over his head and Kazuo quickly stood up to attack his attacker. Before he could, however, he noticed someone on the opposite side of the table. Kazuo was about to lob a barrage of grapes at him but he was interrupted when he greeted Eddie. That distraction caused an empty juice box to hit the side of his head.

"Motherfucker..." He spat at his attacker. "Quit distractin', get to ass whoopin', dude."
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"I'll hold them off! Do that, get that fucker over here!"

"Do you want me to text Rena, too?" Eddie asked, sounding oddly happy as she pointed to her phone, "She'd probably make good backup if anyone tries to hurt you, especially if she bought you that shirt." Eddie was smart like that. For the rest of it she just kept her eyes on the door, waiting for the two people she messaged to arrive. And there he was; Devlin walked in with wide eyes to see the beginnings of a food fight. And, apparently uncaring whether or not someone hit her for it, Eddie stood up, raising her arms in the air with a wide smile.

"Hi Dev! We're over here!" She called, waving slightly before beckoning him over and ducking down again. This was promptly followed by a giggle. Holyshit, a giggle. I know, if you didn't get that something was wrong before, you'd be getting it now.


"YEEEEHAW! Well howdy Miss."

Someone else hopped over their flipped table to greet them. "HiI'mEddieHow'reYou? WhyAreYouHere?" She asked, running her words together. She then proceeded to open up the pizza box again, picking up a slice and continuing to eat.
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A random punch to Devlin’s arms brought him back from the surprised state he was in. It was another guy, probably just someone who came for food because he was hungry. But then Dev realized that the punch was more to say, “Let’s get it on!” than, “FFFFF I’m hungry.” And then the guy was off.

"Hi Dev! We're over here!"

Yes, yes they were. And the only way to get over there would be to rush the table. Oh fun. Well, there wasn’t any other way to get over there. Too bad Devlin didn’t hear Eddie’s giggle, or else he would have known something was way wrong right off the bat. Anyways, he legged it across the cafeteria, snatching someone’s tray away from them in order to obtain food for himself and ending with a baseball slide behind the next table over from the group.

“So yeah, what’s up, dudes? How the hell did this shit start?”
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"Hi Dev! We're over here!"

Aidan looked over the table at Devlin, ah... he should have followed the cowboy when he made his way to the table. However, the guy who was already here got his attention fairly easily.

"Motherfucker... Quit distractin', get to ass whoopin', dude."

Aidan chuckled and stooped next to the multitude of trays he commandeered on his way here and grabbed a handful of potatoes. He stood and flung them right in some random guy's face who was running at the table.

"Ah'm on it boy. Keep yer britches on." He laughed and ducked under a flying apple and threw an orange back slice by slice, you know how schools always quartered the oranges.

"HiI'mEddieHow'reYou? WhyAreYouHere?"

"Howdy Miss Eddie. Ah'm Aidan. A pleasure ta meet ya." He chuckled at her sentences quietly, it was so cute. "Ah was here ta get some supper, bu' 't seems that there seems ta be a bit 'o a fight goin on ri' now." He answered and smiled. It was then that Dev reached them.

"Motherfucker..." He spat at his attacker. "Quit distractin', get to ass whoopin', dude."

Aidan just shrugged, he just got here too you know.
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"Do you want me to text Rena, too?""She'd probably make good backup if anyone tries to hurt you, especially if she bought you that shirt."

Kazuo took cover behind the table as Eddie spoke. He wasn't sure if he wanted to involve Rena in this, though the more he thought about the more he wanted her to join in on the food fight. She could be pretty vicious (understatement) when Kazuo is somehow threatened after all. Plus, the thought of her being covered in gravy or some other sauce was well a bit of a turn-on for him. Not to mention, she had her endless box of cookies! That's unlimited ammo for the little squad they had going on there.

"Good idea, dude!" Kazuo grinned. "With that endless box of cookies we'll totally kick ass."

"Ah'm on it boy. Keep yer britches on."

"Britches are for bitches, man. I wear jeans, cause I'm totally a lean, mean, asskicking machine." It was pretty clear by his humorous tone that he wasn't serious, he even laughed at what he had said.

“So yeah, what’s up, dudes? How the hell did this shit start?”

Dev lamely entered, Kazuo shot him a quick glance. From what he saw over at the meadow Dev could hold his own pretty well in crazy combat-like situations. Kazuo was glad to have a bit more help, though hopefully Dev wouldn't lame it up here with his lame. Well, not really, Kazuo didn't think he was that lame but it was fun to think and say so.

"People being lame," Kazuo replied, grinning. As he finished a fork flew just over his head. "What the hell? A fork? That is not cool!" The teenager replied by chucking a handful of grapes over the safety of the overturned table. He had no idea whether or not he hit someone, there was a lot of noise going on after all.
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Holyshit, texting is so much fun! Eddie typed away, a little message to her friend Rena. Well, they weren't really friends as much as they were people who are connected by someone else, who occasionally talk mostly for the lulz or when they feel like it. Kinda friends. It worked, no one really wanted to be friends with Rena. At any rate, they were kinda friends enough to have each other's numbers, which was both good and bad.

Good for this situation, bad for those awkward texts Eddie would get from Rena explaining how Kazuo had annoyed her in explicit detail.

God; Eddie doesn't care. Rena clearly doesn't understand the concept of kinda friends.

She raged at her own thought, but quickly sent the message out: Kaz in da trubz in da caf. roll^

Eddie was enjoying the text phrase roll^.

"Howdy Miss Eddie. Ah'm Aidan. A pleasure ta meet ya. Ah was here ta get some supper, bu' 't seems that there seems ta be a bit 'o a fight goin on ri' now."

"Uhhmm..." Was it just her or was this mildly difficult to understand? Nevertheless, Eddie gave a smile, "Well howdy Aidan, Ah'm hurr ta throw this hurr pizza and them thurr enemais. Apparently." She wasn't really sure.

Then Dev appeared behind the table, and they had some kind of mini gang of four, which was rad, but would be radder when it wasn't Eddie and a bunch of random d00ds. "WHERE'S THE EQUALITY!" She shouted, raging slightly. But she knew it wouldn't be bad for long, since Rena would surely appear in seconds and save the day. Right.

OH RIGHT! Dev was here! Eddie dropped her Pizza box again- it was really been thrown around a lot, sadface- and she closed whatever distance was between them with a hug. "I'm so glad you're here, we really need help!" And help they would get.

Rena was on the move!

See, there is one thing on this Earth that can make Rena De-Bryce move. And if it wasn't already common knowledge, whoever is reading this wondering what the answer to said statement is should go shoot themselves and catch up on some earlier posts outlining Rena's mental state, or even just go read the god damn character sheet. She would always be there for her Hara Hara Muffin Cakes.

Rena busted through a Cafeteria window (it was open, so she didn't really 'bust' through as much as she... climbed, but we're going for doramatics here) and slid across the ground, ducking herself behind a table where some terrified students hid.

"What are you doing here?"

"SHUT UP WHERE IS HE!?"

"Who!?"

Throwing her hand up, she managed to expertly grab a few grapes that were flying with some impaired or undirected aim. She squished them into said concerned random's face, and hopped over the turned table, amazingly dodging all thrown food items to duck behind another table. "GOD DAMMIT WHERE IS HE!?" Rena called, ripping a tray from some other terrified student's hand and standing up, using the tray as a shield.

"KAZUO-KINS WHERE ARE YOU~! I'M HERE BABY!!!"
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"People being lame."

Devlin just kind of shrugged at Kazuo; at least some aliens weren’t attacking them for no reason this time. That shit was not cool at all, and that wasn’t even counting the fact that they swapped bodies. He didn’t really have long to dwell on that thought, though, as an unexpected hug from Eddie set off all sorts of internal alarms. What… the fuck?

"I'm so glad you're here, we really need help!"

Dev leaned forward a bit to glance over at Kazuo, an eyebrow raised. “What the fuck did you do to her?” Was it genuine concern? Well, yeah. This was Eddie, after all, and she was never like this. Especially because he could tell she wasn’t really joking. Still kind of shaken up by the sudden hug from Eddie, he had to do something to get his mind back to normal. He pushed up on the ground a little bit and peeked over the edge of the table, locking onto a target. Wow, who hid behind tables that weren’t flipped up? The blonde grabbed a plate that was loaded with what he assumed to be mashed potatoes and lobbed it out into the crowd, towards his targets.

“Hell yeah potato grenade! Maximum splash damage!”

Splash damage for the win! The plate hit smack dab in the middle of the table the noobs were hiding behind and potato shot out in all directions, hitting the few unlucky people right in the face. Devlin didn’t enjoy this victory, though, as he turned back to Eddie. “But seriously, what’d he do?”
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d00d epc fite in caf roll^!!!!!!

It took little more than that to bring Kanami around. Normally, food fights were not her area of interest. High school kids throwing grade D food around at one another, pelting anyone and everyone in their way? No, that did not sound like complete lulz; something was missing to make it epic. That's when she smirks and vanishes into her closet, rummage rummage for the element of epicness.

At the cafeteria, no one noticed the sudden appearance of a second recycling bin next to the usually lone one. The girl in fatigues had gained entrance using the window crazy Rena smashed for her own mission and touched the nearest thing to her, a recycling bin. A freshman being pelted by a red sauce of sorts stumbled near her - a fresh meat shield! Kanami grabs the kid the second he rose to his feet and pushes him, the kid taking the brunt of food attacks. Stale cake to the face! The food fight was still going strong, food spattered with a hard thump on the table she just claimed.

Kanami pushes the kid onto some chick that just happened to be in the way and kicks a table down to use as her fort. She was just several feet away from where Eddie and the posse was. She taps away.

Look to your right. Watch for the pudding bombs!

In a shoulder bag, Kanami brought her own ammo: jello cups, both vanilla pudding and green flavored jigglers, a variety of festive squash to celebrate the season, zucchini and squishy, past-prime tomatoes. Kanami grabs a few of the jello pudding cups, opening it at the corner slightly for full explosive, gooey impact.

"Ah, this is the fun I was expecting!" She says, preferring this to watching the cameras where nothing peculiar was going on. hops up and eyes some random person close by her.

"PUDDING BOMB BITCH!!" She says as she chucks the pudding cup, the gooey impact blindsided some poor douche bag's face. Kanami ducks behind her fort.

"Bulls eye!"
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“What the fuck did you do to her?”

Kazuo looked at Dev with a sudden bewildered gaze. "As if I have any clue what's happening ever!" He said cheerfully, it was at least somewhat true. Kazuo was, for the most part, normally in a haze of some sort. Of course, it's not always that haze but it often includes his natural laziness. That, in a sense, is like being naturally stoned. Although, Kazuo did actually sort of know what Dev was talking about but he paid little attention to it. He was more concerned about the epic food fight happening and Rena's inevitable arrival than something as mundane as a hug. Though, considering that it was Eddie who gave the hug it could be argued that that is pretty significant in itself.

Of course, none of that even mattered as soon as he heard the sweet raging, partially disturbed screams of his girlfriend. Much like a dog, Kazuo's ears perked up as if it's master were calling. You see, the intricaties and complexities of their relationship is very strange. However, their love burned with the white hot intensity of a trillion suns simultaneously going into supernova!

In a totally uncharacteristic (for Kazuo) manner, the brown-haired teenager burst up and leapt over the table. As if it were a Hollywood Blockbuster-scene, Kazuo's shirt and hair epicly rippled through the air. If he had a beard he would look very much like a teenage Jesus-action hero. Damn, that'd be some crazy movie. FUND IT! At any rate, Kazuo manuevered through the food fight battlefield like a champion. The craziness of the situation was magnified by the fact that he was already pretty damn stoned.

Eventually, he located Rena and made a mad dash towards her. She was pretty easy to spot by her trademark pinkish-purple (or was it purplish-pink?) hair color. A whole, unpeeled orange was rocketing through the air towards her. Kazuo stood triumphantly with his hand outstretched and somehow caught it in the palm of his hand.

"I'm right here..." He spoke, trying to act as cool as possible. Though, that was hard with milk on his crotch.

With the orange in his hand, Kazuo's blood began to heat up to levels attainable usually if you have Go Nagai Sideburns. "HOW DARE YOU?!" He roared, then winded up to throw the orange. "FOR LOVE, FOR JUSTICE, FOR MARIJUAAAAAANAAAAAAAAAA!" Kazuo threw the orange as hard as he possibly could and then miraculously punched the orange, causing it to rocket forward with the physical power of his punch and the meta-human sound-based energy he infused into it. Normally, the orange would explode but that'd be a lot less awesome. Instead, it hit someone straight in the face and then exploded.

"HIGH SCORE! THE PENALTY IS A CITRIC ACID DEATH!"

Kazuo then knelt beside Rena, his face now full of bliss and peace as if he had just attained Nirvana. "Hi." He said sweetly to her.
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