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Drunk man gets trapped in ex's chimney
Topic Started: Sep 19 2007, 09:27 PM (85 Views)
24thcenstfan
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Drunk man gets trapped in ex's chimney

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EVANSVILLE, Ind. - Firefighters had to tear though a wall to rescue an intoxicated man who became stuck while trying to climb down a chimney into the residence of his former girlfriend.

Alejandro Valencio said he was drunk when he got into the chimney about 3:30 a.m. Tuesday.

"Everyone do stupid things sometimes when they're drunk," he said.

Firefighters requested assistance from police after arriving because they said Connie Deweese was hampering the rescue effort by blocking the fireplace.

"I told them to leave him in the chimney and let him die," said Deweese, who received misdemeanor citations for disorderly conduct and interfering with a firefighter.

Deweese said she had known Valencio for about eight months but had told him to stay away from her residence. She said she locked the doors but "somehow he got to the roof."

"I've dated a lot of psychos in my life, but nobody like that," Deweese said.

Valencio returned to the residence after being treated at a hospital and was filmed by a local TV station as Deweese hit him with a garbage can and pelted him with bottles.

"Get off my porch, and don't you ever come back here," she yelled.

Valencio said he had a job and would help pay for the damages incurred from his rescue.

:rotfl:

I've been laughing for the past five minutes over this one.
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ImpulseEngine
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:loling: Somehow the term "stupid" doesn't quite cut it. :rotfl:


This how some seemingly absurd laws end up on the books. Fifty years from now, someone could come across a law that bans drunken chimney climbing and they'll think "Why...? No one would actually be stupid enough to do that..." :no2:


Well, if being drunk wasn't bad enough, after that chimney climb, I suppose he was also smoking... ;)
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24thcenstfan
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"drunken chimney climbing"
:loling:

That's a funny phrase.


It would appear this man is in a serious jam now.
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ImpulseEngine
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:lol:

Yes. He found one way to get himself suspended!
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wissaboo
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ahhh aint' love grand? :lol:
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24thcenstfan
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Love can burn hot like fire or fizzle out and make you feel like you are stuck going nowhere.

Oh Alejandro must have been feeling a little bit of both. :lol:
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TribbleMom
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If he thought he could get to her through the chimney, it must have been a pipe dream.
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Valencio returned to the residence after being treated at a hospital and was filmed by a local TV station as Deweese hit him with a garbage can and pelted him with bottles.

:loling:

I can't believe he returned to her house. That definitely got Deweese fired up.
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It's a good thing she canned him. :D
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Too bad she couldn't have been pelted with the actions of a normal man.
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