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How many men does it take; to drive a car while drunk?
Topic Started: Aug 28 2007, 10:07 AM (86 Views)
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Man With No Legs Cited For Driving Drunk

(AP) ABBOTSFORD, Wis. Two men, driving the same pickup truck, have been cited for driving drunk in central Wisconsin.

Police stopped their truck in Abbotsford, Wis. recently and found 43-year-old Harvey Miller was steering the truck. Miller has no legs.

Officers say 55-year-old Edwin Marzinske was operating the gas pedals and brake.

The police report says Miller admitted he was too drunk to drive, but argued he wasn't actually operating the truck because he couldn't push the gas pedal. Officers disagreed and cited him for drunken driving, third offense.

Marzinske was cited for his second drunken driving offense.

Both men were also cited for operating a vehicle after revocation.
Stupidity taken to new heights. :rolleyes:
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The drinking and driving aside, there is a funny movie script somewhere in there. :lol: ;)
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That would be funny. :lol:
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He was just an arm's length from making it home. ;)
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Yes, but he came up a little short. ;)
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Hopefully he will steer away from trouble from now on.
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They wouldn't have a leg to stand on in court.
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