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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 19 2010, 09:49 AM (128 Views) | |
| XanLen | Aug 19 2010, 09:49 AM Post #1 |
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The Trophy Whore
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If you are a man...go see this. If you are a woman...go see this. Went with wife last night to check this film out. Fucking awesome. It was the Celebrity Deathmatch of action heroes. |
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| zyl | Aug 20 2010, 10:28 AM Post #2 |
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Does the governor solve Californias budget problem in it? |
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| Lusent | Aug 20 2010, 12:15 PM Post #3 |
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Yes, he fires all the state police men, then orders all the firemen to catch speeders in the fire trucks. |
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RDM75, PUP75, BRD75, MNK75 PLD75 NIN75 and DRK75. You better be ready. FFXI isn't for sissy's whose balls don't touch their underwear (like WoW is). It takes skill and dedication, and the understanding that your ass will grow considerably. ![]()
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| Raokhin | Aug 20 2010, 12:32 PM Post #4 |
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He also changes the war on drugs into the genocide of drugs and authorizes the carpet bombing of national parks and anywhere else plants can grow. |
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Here is why I will never take blogs seriously. BACK FROM THE DEAD ASSHOLES! | |
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| XanLen | Aug 20 2010, 12:47 PM Post #5 |
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lol he's only in the movie for one scene, but they clown on him pretty hard. |
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| Raokhin | Aug 20 2010, 04:43 PM Post #6 |
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Saw a review to this and Movie Bob was pissed! He list the reasons why in his video. ![]() Hmmm... No sir, I don't like it! |
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Here is why I will never take blogs seriously. BACK FROM THE DEAD ASSHOLES! | |
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| XanLen | Aug 20 2010, 04:56 PM Post #7 |
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I'd rather sit thru Valentines Day (again) than finish watching that review. |
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| Raokhin | Aug 20 2010, 06:48 PM Post #8 |
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That's why I posted the pic from the credits on here. You want to see a real movie? Go watch Inception. |
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Here is why I will never take blogs seriously. BACK FROM THE DEAD ASSHOLES! | |
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| XanLen | Aug 20 2010, 07:07 PM Post #9 |
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Apples and Oranges man. That's why I never look at reviews or listen to critics. They are too busy trying to judge them for the next Oscar of Game of the Year award. Its about entertainment. Look at Crank. That was a great one-time (maybe twice) watch. It didn't take itself seriously. I don't know about everyone else, but when I go to see an action film...I go to see some action. I'm not paying money to follow a storyline. I'm there to see someone get shot with a bazooka at close range and watch their torso fly across the room. Explosions. Gunfire. Fistfights. Jet-Li. Car chases...and more explosions. They call them critics because they never have anything good to say. Van Dam?! He probably didn't take the role (if he was really asked) because that arrogant fucker probably didn't like the idea of not being the star. Steven Segal would have been a better choice. |
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| Raokhin | Aug 24 2010, 04:25 PM Post #10 |
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Here is why I will never take blogs seriously. BACK FROM THE DEAD ASSHOLES! | |
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| Raokhin | Aug 29 2010, 03:32 PM Post #11 |
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Just to piss James off some more. He reviews a bad action movie done right, and what a real action movie is! |
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| XanLen | Aug 29 2010, 04:10 PM Post #12 |
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Fuck you man. Im not even gonna click on that link! XD |
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| Raokhin | Aug 29 2010, 04:35 PM Post #13 |
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Basically he's says that Piranha 3D and Centurion are much better action movies than The Expendables. Piranha 3D because it has buckets of blood and sexy ladies who take their clothes off. (Always a win) Centurion because it has a lot of blood, dismemberment, interesting characters and plot. (Also a win.) Now I didn't see The Expendables, but how much blood did that have? |
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| XanLen | Aug 29 2010, 06:34 PM Post #14 |
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Go watch it. Or pirate it....something....Spaniard. |
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