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The New Quidditch Team Smack Talk Forum; It's on!
Topic Started: Sep 12 2007, 08:41:10 PM (2,252 Views)
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Now that Quidditch is back on, I would like to take this time to officially declare my team's superiority with a collection of witty put-downs:

*Ahem*

Ravenclaw team: Ha! Don't even get me started. The only way you guys could ever win a match against Slytherin is if you recited your Gamp's Five Exceptions to the Law's of Transfiguration, for only then would the opposing team fall off their brooms, having gone drowsy with boredom.

And Hufflepuff? Oh dear. All fourteen of you are so completely useless that I've counted you all twice. And even then you still suck, but twice as much! Who's idea was it play one of the tiniest girls in the school as a beater? This is tantamount to your foolishness. I bet no one else tried out, and I wouldn't blame them: who'd want to be on the worst team in the whole school.

IT IS ON!! (P.S.: We rule)
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Ian de Ponte du Lac
Jul 3 2008, 09:27 PM
Now that Quidditch is back on, I would like to take this time to officially declare my team's superiority with a collection of witty put-downs:

*Ahem*

Ravenclaw team: Ha! Don't even get me started. The only way you guys could ever win a match against Slytherin is if you recited your Gamp's Five Exceptions to the Law's of Transfiguration, for only then would the opposing team fall off their brooms, having gone drowsy with boredom.

And Hufflepuff? Oh dear. All fourteen of you are so completely useless that I've counted you all twice. And even then you still suck, but twice as much! Who's idea was it play one of the tiniest girls in the school as a beater? This is tantamount to your foolishness. I bet no one else tried out, and I wouldn't blame them: who'd want to be on the worst team in the whole school.

IT IS ON!! (P.S.: We rule)

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Uhm... first off

1. Lola may be tiny, but any person with a bludger bat packs a wallop. Plus, I'm sure she has some pent up aggression toward a few of you.
2. Slytherin's team isn't even COMPLETE, due to most of them wrapped up in their Dark Arts.
3. Ravenclaw? Don't make me laugh. Ravenclaw and Quidditch is like Paris Hilton and Talent.
4. Hufflepuff's are well rounded, and damned fast on the pitch, so the rest of you better bring your best. It probably won't be enough to win, but it's sweet of you to try.

HUFFLEPUFF FOR THE WIN!
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Katriane Quicompoix
Jul 4 2008, 07:13 AM
Uhm... first off

1. Lola may be tiny, but any person with a bludger bat packs a wallop. Plus, I'm sure she has some pent up aggression toward a few of you.
2. Slytherin's team isn't even COMPLETE, due to most of them wrapped up in their Dark Arts.
3. Ravenclaw? Don't make me laugh. Ravenclaw and Quidditch is like Paris Hilton and Talent.
4. Hufflepuff's are well rounded, and damned fast on the pitch, so the rest of you better bring your best. It probably won't be enough to win, but it's sweet of you to try.

HUFFLEPUFF FOR THE WIN!

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Seventh Year; Ravenclaw Quidditch Captain; His Royal High and Mighty Godly Modship

Let's see.

Slytherin: I agree with Katriane. So many of your team is warped into the Dark Arts that they wouldn't even bother to attend a Quidditch match! The only way you guys would even score a point is by hexing or cursing another member of the team, which would then just get you disqualified!

Hufflepuff: You have no power in your beaters! You have no intelligence in putting together a good team! You have the smallest girl in school as a beater, and you have an all girls team! Not to say that you are bad because you have all girls, but, you can't have the "frilliest" girls in school against the big bad boys and girls of Slytherin and Ravenclaw.

Ravenclaw: We are great! We put thought and mathematical equations into playing, and we have precise trajectories and angles put into our throws and shots. We can't be beat, and we aren't just bookworms! Our beaters and chasers will show you that on the field! You cannot even fathom the greatness of the Quidditch team of Rowena Ravenclaw! We will win the cup, and you will be sucked into turmoil by the greatness and intelligence of us! Our cunning and skill can take you down no matter what.

Sincerely,
Kane Resultran

Your friendly neighborhood Chaser.

Postscript:
See? Even with a "smack talk", I can put thought and insight into a wording.

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Kane Resultran
Jul 4 2008, 07:19 AM
Hufflepuff: and you have an all girls team! Not to say that you are bad because you have all girls, but, you can't have the "frilliest" girls in school against the big bad boys and girls of Slytherin and Ravenclaw.

Aren't you forgetting someone ;)
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Ben Thomas
Jul 3 2008, 11:22 PM
Kane Resultran
Jul 4 2008, 07:19 AM
Hufflepuff:  and you have an all girls team! Not to say that you are bad because you have all girls, but, you can't have the "frilliest" girls in school against the big bad boys and girls of Slytherin and Ravenclaw.

Aren't you forgetting someone ;)

No I'm not.
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I may be womanly but atleast I'm not book-worm, maths-loving Ravenclaw boffin XD

Go read, library kid!
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Ben Thomas
Jul 3 2008, 11:26 PM
I may be womanly but atleast I'm not book-worm, maths-loving Ravenclaw boffin XD

Go read, library kid!

What? So I'm ridiculed because I can spell and I can compute math problematics efficiently? What about you? Hufflepuffs have no good qualities. All they can do is work "hard" and they're "trustworthy." They have no talent, they have no rights! They're just little kids who can't cast a Quidditch Team, let alone cast a spell.
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*Dave McKelvey sits back and watches the crap hit the fan between the other teams.

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Kane Resultran
Jul 4 2008, 07:30 AM
What? So I'm ridiculed because I can spell and I can compute math problematics efficiently? What about you? Hufflepuffs have no good qualities. All they can do is work "hard" and they're "trustworthy." They have no talent, they have no rights! They're just little kids who can't cast a Quidditch Team, let alone cast a spell.

Sorry I don't speak Ravenclaw Mathametical Algebra
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Ben Thomas
Jul 3 2008, 11:33 PM
Kane Resultran
Jul 4 2008, 07:30 AM
What? So I'm ridiculed because I can spell and I can compute math problematics efficiently? What about you? Hufflepuffs have no good qualities. All they can do is work "hard" and they're "trustworthy." They have no talent, they have no rights! They're just little kids who can't cast a Quidditch Team, let alone cast a spell.

Sorry I don't speak Ravenclaw Mathametical Algebra

That's because you're a no-good dirty Hufflepuff!

RAVENCLAW: IT'S ON!!!
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Kane Resultran
Jul 4 2008, 07:41 AM
RAVENCLAW: IT'S ON!!!...

A CALCULATOR
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Ben Thomas
Jul 3 2008, 11:46 PM
Kane Resultran
Jul 4 2008, 07:41 AM
RAVENCLAW: IT'S ON!!!...

A CALCULATOR

Says the girl from Hufflepuff.
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Beau say what now?
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Girl say what?
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That was orginal, brainbox..o.O

OOC - *hides the fact that half of his insults were inspired by Dave's old ones he's done in the past*
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Kidnapped!

*Tristan Nightshade half agrees with Kane's sentiments. Though his abuse of the other teams are just and true, his description of the Ravenclaw team is slightly embarassing*

:)

For the record I've never applied maths to any real situation in my life (mostly true)!!! :)

But it's still on!!!

Rule #76: No Excuses. Play Like a champion!
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Fera Collis
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Hehe... Noone mentioned Gryffingdor yet. :D
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Fera, as a quidditch vetran Gryffindor isn't mentioned because any challenge to the mighty lions ends up with them whimpering away in defeat. No one can even come close to Gryffindor in quidditch. The only time we're beaten is when the other team is cheatin (like the last two lines which rhyme. Another reason why we school you)

You're smack talk is weak, the only way too prove it is on the quidditch field. That's where Gryffindor dominates.

IT'S SOOOO ONNNN!
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