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The New Quidditch Team Smack Talk Forum; It's on!
Topic Started: Sep 12 2007, 08:41:10 PM (2,247 Views)
Tristan Nightshade
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Kidnapped!

Ok I decided we needed this forum to partake in what I like to call "smack talk". Essentially I will now abuse and belittle the various other Quidditch teams, particularly the captains, and talk up the Ravenclaw team. :) Also, I've decided you have to end each post with "It's on!"

Our first opponent is Hufflepuff - Genevieve...sorry to say but your going down. Maffer is going to have the snitch before Merrick even knows whats going on. I mean if the guy is silly enough to break up with Reece Witherspoon (Ryan Phillipe, his avatar pic) then how can you expect him to catch a snitch on time? Just plain no chance. :)

And if you expect....Dean Skrewt.....ok......to save a single ring I'd consider perhaps tying him to the middle hoop and just hoping we aim there alot.

It's on!

Rule #76: No Excuses. Play Like a champion!
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Nimbus 2020 - My Broom of Choice.
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Clifton Smith
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Fifth Year

Our first opponents are Slytherin,

Even if you guys cheat, and knowning Slytherin's history you will, your still going to lose. Gryffindor has me, the son of a champion chaser on their team. All you have is a couple of thugs. Julian, as a keeper, the boy can't even direct himself properly let alone saving a hoop when I shoot for him. We probably won't even need to catch the snitch we'll be beating you so hard. We'll still catch it any way cause you guys suck.

I mean honestly, what kind of team picks a first year as a captain. Lol.

It's on.
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Genevieve Constance Raine
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Fifth Year & Hufflepuff Quidditch Co-Captain

Oh, ohoho, you are living in a dream world, my friend. Hufflepuff is going to kick your arse, if I may say so. Sure, we've been known as the weak, unimportant house in the past, but a new age is dawning, the Age of the Puffs! And you ARE going down. Also, Merrick ain't Ryan Phillipe, luvvie, I do believe that's the man himself. :P And he'll be zooming towards that Snitch so fast Maffer won't have time to blink!

But we all love each other here, non?
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Maffer Garrod
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First Year

Kick our arse? Hufflepuff of all houses?

I wouldn't give you guys enough credit to kick your own arse. Hufflepuff is know as the weakest most mediocre house because all it can take are the dregs of the wizarding world. Merrick couldn't even compare with me as a seeker, much less as a wizard. I could have him outflown and outshown easily enough. Especially him using a school broom of all things, and you? A captain, Geneviéve? Couldn't lead a rock to the ground, you're all going down.

IT'S ON!


(OOC: I'm vicious when i want to be))
Maffer Mishka Ezra Garrod
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Merrick Fairfax
Second Year

I'm not usually one for insults and arguments, but the fact that you think your better than me is laughable. I went out with Reece Witherspoon for Merlin's sake. I own everyone!
Hufflepuff Quidditch Team
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Ben Thomas
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Im going to be racing around trying to beat you Ravenclaws :D As a chaser im not going to give up!
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Julian Kahn
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Sixth Year

Though my next opponent is Gryffindor I will direct my ridicule and abuse at all involved:

Clifton - you are a little boy. Go home to Mother. I'm surprised you aren't being breastfed still.
August - I can tell you have more looks than brains. Unfortunately that won't stop the bludgers from smacking your head against the ground.
John - I loathe you. I wish unspeakable pain and anguish on you and all future members of your herd. Enough said.

Merrick - When our teams play if you were to catch the snitch before myself I would consider exile for life. To lose to you is the ultimate shame.

Tristan - What was said to John applies triple to you. Given the opportunity I would remove your spine and wear it as a hat. Words do not describe my emnity towards you.
Riley - At first glance you are worthy of your talent and grace, upon hearing you speak I desire to remove your tongue and paint my house with it. The more pretty your face, the more you have to lose when a bludger from Slytherin knocks out your teeth.
Abaddon - Begruding respect but on the pitch that respect turns to hatred. You have been warned.

Well I feel I've sufficiently scared the hell out of everyone. Enjoy your Quidditch.

I regret to inform you all that it will indeed soon be on.

OOC: I really went to town there. My way with words is unrivaled.
B) B)
Are you my next victim? Are you my next prey?

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John Holland
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Sixth Year

Julain, wishing unspeakable pain upon me isn't going to help you with quidditch. You also neglected to mention Addie, a player who will wipe the floor with Slytherin, it would be much more effective should your hair not be so greasy.

Clifton, the boy is a second generation superstar and will embarrass you in front of the whole school.

August, all I have to say, not just a pretty face, she's mean and tenacious, I'd be watching my back after saying that if I was you. I think calling someone like August stupid is a bit rich coming from you.

Again neglected Lav, she will hit bludgers at you from all angle.

Summing up, you haven't got a chance to beat us, however, words mean nothing cause we'll back it up on the pitch.

GO GRYFFINDOR.

It's on!
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Julian Kahn
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Sixth Year

I deemed them not worthing mentioning. That or I could find nothing immediately worth criticizing.

Obviously you will not believe out superiority until we win. I shall wait then.
Are you my next victim? Are you my next prey?

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John Holland
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Sixth Year

Damn right you couldn't criticize them cause they are perfect, or damn near it. That goes for the rest of Gryffindor, best quidditch team Hogwarts has ever seen.
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Sailor Moon
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Champion of Justice
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Y'all are going down.

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I am Sailor Moon, champion of justice!
On behalf of the moon, I will right wrongs and triumph over evil.
In the name of the moon, I will punish you!


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Ben Thomas
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You didnt insult me Julian :( i feel ashamed
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Addie Lumineux
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Sixth Year & Gryffindor Quidditch Captain

I don't normally join in this type of thing, but you know what, I'm a competitive person by nature, so this time I will.

Not worth mentioning eh Julian? You'll see soon, I've been flying since I could sit up right. You're intimidation doesn't work on any of us. We're Gryffindor! My team is the best team out there, we're not going to lose to some grease ball snakes! Get ready to join the ghost population of the school. You guys are going down!

It's On!
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Venessa Murphy
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Third Year

Addie's right Julian,we're better than you any day! You may have your airs and graces but they're not gonna last long on a broom!

Word of advice to all the other teams out there-Gryffindor are the best,don't even waste your time trying to intimidate us!Infact it would probably be less embarrassing for you all if yous just didn't show up!
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If the music's too loud, you're too old!

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John Holland
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Sixth Year

I'd completely forgotten about this topic until V posted here.

I'm tired, it's 4:07 AM so I could only come up with.

Slytherins may as well not show up to save themselves the embarrassment.
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Venessa Murphy
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Third Year

trying to avoid in-fighting here but - Did I not just say that???????? :angry:

You just stole my insult John,damn you,damn you to hell!!!!!

*breathes in* okay,anger is gone now-luv ya John! C'mon The Gryffs!!!! :P
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John Holland
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Sixth Year

V it was 4:07, My brain was fried. However, I'll be having a nice big sleep after we defeat Slytherin, I'll rest soundly to Julian and Jake bawlling their eyes out. :D
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Venessa Murphy
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Third Year

All I can say is they better be ready to take a few knocks from a bludger!
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Lexie Arest
Third Year

Okay, so I may not be one for sports, nor am I one to deny that Gryffindor has kicked Slytherin's arse in Quidditch, but I am one for spirit. Go Green! Woot! And I'd totally take the time to insult all the members of the other teams, but As Julian has already said, you're not worth mentioning.
That is all!
I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend.
You could cut ties with all the lies that youve been living in.
And if you do not want to see me again,
I would understand.
I would understand.
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Georgia Rupes
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Third Year

I just hate reading smacktalk... So I'll join instead.

Lexie, Slythie nothing compared to the coming Champs! Go huffiepuffies!
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