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Wal-mart has everything
Topic Started: Feb 11 2008, 12:36 PM (58 Views)
SinisterSlay	Feb 11 2008, 12:36 PM Post #1
Dragon Posts: 1,797 Group: Fatal Combat Warrior Admin Member #1 Joined: January 2, 2007 Main Characters Class Ninja (Rakion) Main Characters Name PinkHairLady Main Characters Level 51 Games you play Rakion, Worms, Atlantica, MTM2	Wal-mart has everything One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a doctor." So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart." That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure. Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following: 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9) 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7) 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better! Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart.
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Srieg	Feb 11 2008, 01:19 PM Post #2
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SinisterSlay	Feb 11 2008, 01:24 PM Post #3
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Kmaster	Mar 12 2008, 08:56 AM Post #4
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