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Topic Started: Jul 12 2010, 07:41 PM (1,455 Views)
Kaempfer
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11:07 PM
Those are some high class puns you've got there Pix.

I thought I'd engineered the end of pun-threads for good last time, but people always seem to find a way to just soldier on.

Our scouts found a weakness in your plan.

That's heavy, doc. And to think that I wasn't being spied upon!

Your snipers could've spotted him, but some pyro distracted them by burning a civilian building down.

You lose for not making them puns. That's just describing a situation.

Come, on, this is the real game. It's no demo, man.

Sorry, but I was distracted, I got sniped on ebay. I was bidding on a hotrod model, but some backbiter made a bid that I couldn't equalize with.

You just can't admit that you lost the round, and thus were subject to humiliation. Drink it down, Kaempfer. Drink it down like some bad, bad water.

Well, if I were inclined to dueling I'd slap you upside the face with here rubber glove, you chicken, but I'm worried that it'd start a gold rush of revenge that would leave me getting cut with someone's steel.
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11:11 PM
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Kaempfer,Jul 12 2010
11:07 PM
Those are some high class puns you've got there Pix.

I thought I'd engineered the end of pun-threads for good last time, but people always seem to find a way to just soldier on.

Our scouts found a weakness in your plan.

That's heavy, doc. And to think that I wasn't being spied upon!

Your snipers could've spotted him, but some pyro distracted them by burning a civilian building down.

You lose for not making them puns. That's just describing a situation.

Come, on, this is the real game. It's no demo, man.

Sorry, but I was distracted, I got sniped on ebay. I was bidding on a hotrod model, but some backbiter made a bid that I couldn't equalize with.

You just can't admit that you lost the round, and thus were subject to humiliation. Drink it down, Kaempfer. Drink it down like some bad, bad water.

Well, if I were inclined to dueling I'd slap you upside the face with here rubber glove, you chicken, but I'm worried that it'd start a gold rush of revenge that would leave me getting cut with someone's steel.

I'd rather not fight, to be honest. Perhaps a bribe would suffice. I know cash works when trying to pay loads of people off.
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Kaempfer,Jul 12 2010
11:07 PM
Those are some high class puns you've got there Pix.

I thought I'd engineered the end of pun-threads for good last time, but people always seem to find a way to just soldier on.

Our scouts found a weakness in your plan.

That's heavy, doc. And to think that I wasn't being spied upon!

Your snipers could've spotted him, but some pyro distracted them by burning a civilian building down.

You lose for not making them puns. That's just describing a situation.

Come, on, this is the real game. It's no demo, man.

Sorry, but I was distracted, I got sniped on ebay. I was bidding on a hotrod model, but some backbiter made a bid that I couldn't equalize with.

You just can't admit that you lost the round, and thus were subject to humiliation. Drink it down, Kaempfer. Drink it down like some bad, bad water.

Well, if I were inclined to dueling I'd slap you upside the face with here rubber glove, you chicken, but I'm worried that it'd start a gold rush of revenge that would leave me getting cut with someone's steel.

I'd rather not fight, to be honest. Perhaps a bribe would suffice. I know cash works when trying to pay loads of people off.

You're just worried I'd dominate you. I don't imagine you have a lot of experience fighting living in your high tower pretending to be a mann. Or perhaps you've red all about it and think you'll win and be haled champion?
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Those are some high class puns you've got there Pix.

I thought I'd engineered the end of pun-threads for good last time, but people always seem to find a way to just soldier on.

Our scouts found a weakness in your plan.

That's heavy, doc. And to think that I wasn't being spied upon!

Your snipers could've spotted him, but some pyro distracted them by burning a civilian building down.

You lose for not making them puns. That's just describing a situation.

Come, on, this is the real game. It's no demo, man.

Sorry, but I was distracted, I got sniped on ebay. I was bidding on a hotrod model, but some backbiter made a bid that I couldn't equalize with.

You just can't admit that you lost the round, and thus were subject to humiliation. Drink it down, Kaempfer. Drink it down like some bad, bad water.

Well, if I were inclined to dueling I'd slap you upside the face with here rubber glove, you chicken, but I'm worried that it'd start a gold rush of revenge that would leave me getting cut with someone's steel.

I'd rather not fight, to be honest. Perhaps a bribe would suffice. I know cash works when trying to pay loads of people off.

You're just worried I'd dominate you. I don't imagine you have a lot of experience fighting living in your high tower pretending to be a mann. Or perhaps you've red all about it and think you'll win and be haled champion?

And here I was thinking you were about to score the equaliser in this pun thread, and you come out with that nonsense. Puns are something delicate to be crafted over time, not just a mass-harvest from the ground.
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C'mon guys, if this carries spiralling upward out of control we're going to have to engineer an anti-pun filter that won't be ready 'til oktoberfest.
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Those are some high class puns you've got there Pix.

I thought I'd engineered the end of pun-threads for good last time, but people always seem to find a way to just soldier on.

Our scouts found a weakness in your plan.

That's heavy, doc. And to think that I wasn't being spied upon!

Your snipers could've spotted him, but some pyro distracted them by burning a civilian building down.

You lose for not making them puns. That's just describing a situation.

Come, on, this is the real game. It's no demo, man.

Sorry, but I was distracted, I got sniped on ebay. I was bidding on a hotrod model, but some backbiter made a bid that I couldn't equalize with.

You just can't admit that you lost the round, and thus were subject to humiliation. Drink it down, Kaempfer. Drink it down like some bad, bad water.

Well, if I were inclined to dueling I'd slap you upside the face with here rubber glove, you chicken, but I'm worried that it'd start a gold rush of revenge that would leave me getting cut with someone's steel.

I'd rather not fight, to be honest. Perhaps a bribe would suffice. I know cash works when trying to pay loads of people off.

You're just worried I'd dominate you. I don't imagine you have a lot of experience fighting living in your high tower pretending to be a mann. Or perhaps you've red all about it and think you'll win and be haled champion?

And here I was thinking you were about to score the equaliser in this pun thread, and you come out with that nonsense. Puns are something delicate to be crafted over time, not just a mass-harvest from the ground.

Please, what would know about building things? Have you ever put in some over time to turn a piece of scrap metal reclaimed from junk into something practical and refined?
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Those are some high class puns you've got there Pix.

I thought I'd engineered the end of pun-threads for good last time, but people always seem to find a way to just soldier on.

Our scouts found a weakness in your plan.

That's heavy, doc. And to think that I wasn't being spied upon!

Your snipers could've spotted him, but some pyro distracted them by burning a civilian building down.

You lose for not making them puns. That's just describing a situation.

Come, on, this is the real game. It's no demo, man.

Sorry, but I was distracted, I got sniped on ebay. I was bidding on a hotrod model, but some backbiter made a bid that I couldn't equalize with.

You just can't admit that you lost the round, and thus were subject to humiliation. Drink it down, Kaempfer. Drink it down like some bad, bad water.

Well, if I were inclined to dueling I'd slap you upside the face with here rubber glove, you chicken, but I'm worried that it'd start a gold rush of revenge that would leave me getting cut with someone's steel.

I'd rather not fight, to be honest. Perhaps a bribe would suffice. I know cash works when trying to pay loads of people off.

You're just worried I'd dominate you. I don't imagine you have a lot of experience fighting living in your high tower pretending to be a mann. Or perhaps you've red all about it and think you'll win and be haled champion?

And here I was thinking you were about to score the equaliser in this pun thread, and you come out with that nonsense. Puns are something delicate to be crafted over time, not just a mass-harvest from the ground.

Please, what would know about building things? Have you ever put in some over time to turn a piece of scrap metal reclaimed from junk into something practical and refined?

If I may, I would like to change my role in this argument from a participant to somewhat of an ambassador, and put the whole feud on the backburner for a while. Why are we fighting like this, like two gun-boats across the sea who refuse to cease fire? Admittedly, there's been a few occasions where I'd wanted to have wrangled your throat or even sliced it open, but I put the razor back in my pocket and was a gentleman about it.
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Those are some high class puns you've got there Pix.

I thought I'd engineered the end of pun-threads for good last time, but people always seem to find a way to just soldier on.

Our scouts found a weakness in your plan.

That's heavy, doc. And to think that I wasn't being spied upon!

Your snipers could've spotted him, but some pyro distracted them by burning a civilian building down.

You lose for not making them puns. That's just describing a situation.

Come, on, this is the real game. It's no demo, man.

Sorry, but I was distracted, I got sniped on ebay. I was bidding on a hotrod model, but some backbiter made a bid that I couldn't equalize with.

You just can't admit that you lost the round, and thus were subject to humiliation. Drink it down, Kaempfer. Drink it down like some bad, bad water.

Well, if I were inclined to dueling I'd slap you upside the face with here rubber glove, you chicken, but I'm worried that it'd start a gold rush of revenge that would leave me getting cut with someone's steel.

I'd rather not fight, to be honest. Perhaps a bribe would suffice. I know cash works when trying to pay loads of people off.

You're just worried I'd dominate you. I don't imagine you have a lot of experience fighting living in your high tower pretending to be a mann. Or perhaps you've red all about it and think you'll win and be haled champion?

And here I was thinking you were about to score the equaliser in this pun thread, and you come out with that nonsense. Puns are something delicate to be crafted over time, not just a mass-harvest from the ground.

Please, what would know about building things? Have you ever put in some over time to turn a piece of scrap metal reclaimed from junk into something practical and refined?

If I may, I would like to change my role in this argument from a participant to somewhat of an ambassador, and put the whole feud on the backburner for a while. Why are we fighting like this, like two gun-boats across the sea who refuse to cease fire? Admittedly, there's been a few occasions where I'd wanted to have wrangled your throat or even sliced it open, but I put the razor back in my pocket and was a gentleman about it.

While I appreciate you not backstabbing me, I think it's far too late for late for words at this point in the game. I fear that we'll have to meet in the arena and settle this with some frontier justice to decide who's the king of the hill. I feel I have to warn you that I'll have to go for the big kill end it with a direct hit between your eyes. I just trust that whoever administers this will show some southern hospitality and give you a fine last meal.
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11:07 PM
Those are some high class puns you've got there Pix.

I thought I'd engineered the end of pun-threads for good last time, but people always seem to find a way to just soldier on.

Our scouts found a weakness in your plan.

That's heavy, doc. And to think that I wasn't being spied upon!

Your snipers could've spotted him, but some pyro distracted them by burning a civilian building down.

You lose for not making them puns. That's just describing a situation.

Come, on, this is the real game. It's no demo, man.

Sorry, but I was distracted, I got sniped on ebay. I was bidding on a hotrod model, but some backbiter made a bid that I couldn't equalize with.

You just can't admit that you lost the round, and thus were subject to humiliation. Drink it down, Kaempfer. Drink it down like some bad, bad water.

Well, if I were inclined to dueling I'd slap you upside the face with here rubber glove, you chicken, but I'm worried that it'd start a gold rush of revenge that would leave me getting cut with someone's steel.

I'd rather not fight, to be honest. Perhaps a bribe would suffice. I know cash works when trying to pay loads of people off.

You're just worried I'd dominate you. I don't imagine you have a lot of experience fighting living in your high tower pretending to be a mann. Or perhaps you've red all about it and think you'll win and be haled champion?

And here I was thinking you were about to score the equaliser in this pun thread, and you come out with that nonsense. Puns are something delicate to be crafted over time, not just a mass-harvest from the ground.

Please, what would know about building things? Have you ever put in some over time to turn a piece of scrap metal reclaimed from junk into something practical and refined?

If I may, I would like to change my role in this argument from a participant to somewhat of an ambassador, and put the whole feud on the backburner for a while. Why are we fighting like this, like two gun-boats across the sea who refuse to cease fire? Admittedly, there's been a few occasions where I'd wanted to have wrangled your throat or even sliced it open, but I put the razor back in my pocket and was a gentleman about it.

While I appreciate you not backstabbing me, I think it's far too late for late for words at this point in the game. I fear that we'll have to meet in the arena and settle this with some frontier justice to decide who's the king of the hill. I feel I have to warn you that I'll have to go for the big kill end it with a direct hit between your eyes. I just trust that whoever administers this will show some southern hospitality and give you a fine last meal.

Well, well, well. Yukon't just back down, can you? Very well, after our duel, I shall wrench your heart from your chest, and shovel it down your throat.

However, during the duel, I won't kill you immediately. I take much enjoyment in the hunts, man.
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Those are some high class puns you've got there Pix.

I thought I'd engineered the end of pun-threads for good last time, but people always seem to find a way to just soldier on.

Our scouts found a weakness in your plan.

That's heavy, doc. And to think that I wasn't being spied upon!

Your snipers could've spotted him, but some pyro distracted them by burning a civilian building down.

You lose for not making them puns. That's just describing a situation.

Come, on, this is the real game. It's no demo, man.

Sorry, but I was distracted, I got sniped on ebay. I was bidding on a hotrod model, but some backbiter made a bid that I couldn't equalize with.

You just can't admit that you lost the round, and thus were subject to humiliation. Drink it down, Kaempfer. Drink it down like some bad, bad water.

Well, if I were inclined to dueling I'd slap you upside the face with here rubber glove, you chicken, but I'm worried that it'd start a gold rush of revenge that would leave me getting cut with someone's steel.

I'd rather not fight, to be honest. Perhaps a bribe would suffice. I know cash works when trying to pay loads of people off.

You're just worried I'd dominate you. I don't imagine you have a lot of experience fighting living in your high tower pretending to be a mann. Or perhaps you've red all about it and think you'll win and be haled champion?

And here I was thinking you were about to score the equaliser in this pun thread, and you come out with that nonsense. Puns are something delicate to be crafted over time, not just a mass-harvest from the ground.

Please, what would know about building things? Have you ever put in some over time to turn a piece of scrap metal reclaimed from junk into something practical and refined?

If I may, I would like to change my role in this argument from a participant to somewhat of an ambassador, and put the whole feud on the backburner for a while. Why are we fighting like this, like two gun-boats across the sea who refuse to cease fire? Admittedly, there's been a few occasions where I'd wanted to have wrangled your throat or even sliced it open, but I put the razor back in my pocket and was a gentleman about it.

While I appreciate you not backstabbing me, I think it's far too late for late for words at this point in the game. I fear that we'll have to meet in the arena and settle this with some frontier justice to decide who's the king of the hill. I feel I have to warn you that I'll have to go for the big kill end it with a direct hit between your eyes. I just trust that whoever administers this will show some southern hospitality and give you a fine last meal.

Well, well, well. Yukon't just back down, can you? Very well, after our duel, I shall wrench your heart from your chest, and shovel it down your throat.

However, during the duel, I won't kill you immediately. I take much enjoyment in the hunts, man.

What? You think you're tough, like the Hulk, like you're some kinda buff Banner? In a fight I come down on you like a force-a nature. I'm gonna show you what a real gunslinger is and make you meet the sandman for the last time.
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Those are some high class puns you've got there Pix.

I thought I'd engineered the end of pun-threads for good last time, but people always seem to find a way to just soldier on.

Our scouts found a weakness in your plan.

That's heavy, doc. And to think that I wasn't being spied upon!

Your snipers could've spotted him, but some pyro distracted them by burning a civilian building down.

You lose for not making them puns. That's just describing a situation.

Come, on, this is the real game. It's no demo, man.

Sorry, but I was distracted, I got sniped on ebay. I was bidding on a hotrod model, but some backbiter made a bid that I couldn't equalize with.

You just can't admit that you lost the round, and thus were subject to humiliation. Drink it down, Kaempfer. Drink it down like some bad, bad water.

Well, if I were inclined to dueling I'd slap you upside the face with here rubber glove, you chicken, but I'm worried that it'd start a gold rush of revenge that would leave me getting cut with someone's steel.

I'd rather not fight, to be honest. Perhaps a bribe would suffice. I know cash works when trying to pay loads of people off.

You're just worried I'd dominate you. I don't imagine you have a lot of experience fighting living in your high tower pretending to be a mann. Or perhaps you've red all about it and think you'll win and be haled champion?

And here I was thinking you were about to score the equaliser in this pun thread, and you come out with that nonsense. Puns are something delicate to be crafted over time, not just a mass-harvest from the ground.

Please, what would know about building things? Have you ever put in some over time to turn a piece of scrap metal reclaimed from junk into something practical and refined?

If I may, I would like to change my role in this argument from a participant to somewhat of an ambassador, and put the whole feud on the backburner for a while. Why are we fighting like this, like two gun-boats across the sea who refuse to cease fire? Admittedly, there's been a few occasions where I'd wanted to have wrangled your throat or even sliced it open, but I put the razor back in my pocket and was a gentleman about it.

While I appreciate you not backstabbing me, I think it's far too late for late for words at this point in the game. I fear that we'll have to meet in the arena and settle this with some frontier justice to decide who's the king of the hill. I feel I have to warn you that I'll have to go for the big kill end it with a direct hit between your eyes. I just trust that whoever administers this will show some southern hospitality and give you a fine last meal.

Well, well, well. Yukon't just back down, can you? Very well, after our duel, I shall wrench your heart from your chest, and shovel it down your throat.

However, during the duel, I won't kill you immediately. I take much enjoyment in the hunts, man.

What? You think you're tough, like the Hulk, like you're some kinda buff Banner? In a fight I come down on you like a force-a nature. I'm gonna show you what a real gunslinger is and make you meet the sandman for the last time.

Oh, fat man, please. I'd smack you with an atomic punch so hard you'd be taking a ride on the pain train for weeks. The train's so swift that I don't even have to drive it, I can just ride shotgun for the entire journey, from A to B.
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Kaempfer,Jul 12 2010
11:07 PM
Those are some high class puns you've got there Pix.

I thought I'd engineered the end of pun-threads for good last time, but people always seem to find a way to just soldier on.

Our scouts found a weakness in your plan.

That's heavy, doc. And to think that I wasn't being spied upon!

Your snipers could've spotted him, but some pyro distracted them by burning a civilian building down.

You lose for not making them puns. That's just describing a situation.

Come, on, this is the real game. It's no demo, man.

Sorry, but I was distracted, I got sniped on ebay. I was bidding on a hotrod model, but some backbiter made a bid that I couldn't equalize with.

You just can't admit that you lost the round, and thus were subject to humiliation. Drink it down, Kaempfer. Drink it down like some bad, bad water.

Well, if I were inclined to dueling I'd slap you upside the face with here rubber glove, you chicken, but I'm worried that it'd start a gold rush of revenge that would leave me getting cut with someone's steel.

I'd rather not fight, to be honest. Perhaps a bribe would suffice. I know cash works when trying to pay loads of people off.

You're just worried I'd dominate you. I don't imagine you have a lot of experience fighting living in your high tower pretending to be a mann. Or perhaps you've red all about it and think you'll win and be haled champion?

And here I was thinking you were about to score the equaliser in this pun thread, and you come out with that nonsense. Puns are something delicate to be crafted over time, not just a mass-harvest from the ground.

Please, what would know about building things? Have you ever put in some over time to turn a piece of scrap metal reclaimed from junk into something practical and refined?

If I may, I would like to change my role in this argument from a participant to somewhat of an ambassador, and put the whole feud on the backburner for a while. Why are we fighting like this, like two gun-boats across the sea who refuse to cease fire? Admittedly, there's been a few occasions where I'd wanted to have wrangled your throat or even sliced it open, but I put the razor back in my pocket and was a gentleman about it.

While I appreciate you not backstabbing me, I think it's far too late for late for words at this point in the game. I fear that we'll have to meet in the arena and settle this with some frontier justice to decide who's the king of the hill. I feel I have to warn you that I'll have to go for the big kill end it with a direct hit between your eyes. I just trust that whoever administers this will show some southern hospitality and give you a fine last meal.

Well, well, well. Yukon't just back down, can you? Very well, after our duel, I shall wrench your heart from your chest, and shovel it down your throat.

However, during the duel, I won't kill you immediately. I take much enjoyment in the hunts, man.

What? You think you're tough, like the Hulk, like you're some kinda buff Banner? In a fight I come down on you like a force-a nature. I'm gonna show you what a real gunslinger is and make you meet the sandman for the last time.

Oh, fat man, please. I'd smack you with an atomic punch so hard you'd be taking a ride on the pain train for weeks. The train's so swift that I don't even have to drive it, I can just ride shotgun for the entire journey, from A to B.

Really? Well, there's gonna be a pipeline of pain rising upward from my fists on the fast lane to your face! I'm gonna work my hoodoo on you so hard the gore would have made the Scottish Resistance lose their lunches. And after I'm done with you? I'm gonna go to Nottingham and wreck your home for fun.
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Kaempfer,Jul 12 2010
11:07 PM
Those are some high class puns you've got there Pix.

I thought I'd engineered the end of pun-threads for good last time, but people always seem to find a way to just soldier on.

Our scouts found a weakness in your plan.

That's heavy, doc. And to think that I wasn't being spied upon!

Your snipers could've spotted him, but some pyro distracted them by burning a civilian building down.

You lose for not making them puns. That's just describing a situation.

Come, on, this is the real game. It's no demo, man.

Sorry, but I was distracted, I got sniped on ebay. I was bidding on a hotrod model, but some backbiter made a bid that I couldn't equalize with.

You just can't admit that you lost the round, and thus were subject to humiliation. Drink it down, Kaempfer. Drink it down like some bad, bad water.

Well, if I were inclined to dueling I'd slap you upside the face with here rubber glove, you chicken, but I'm worried that it'd start a gold rush of revenge that would leave me getting cut with someone's steel.

I'd rather not fight, to be honest. Perhaps a bribe would suffice. I know cash works when trying to pay loads of people off.

You're just worried I'd dominate you. I don't imagine you have a lot of experience fighting living in your high tower pretending to be a mann. Or perhaps you've red all about it and think you'll win and be haled champion?

And here I was thinking you were about to score the equaliser in this pun thread, and you come out with that nonsense. Puns are something delicate to be crafted over time, not just a mass-harvest from the ground.

Please, what would know about building things? Have you ever put in some over time to turn a piece of scrap metal reclaimed from junk into something practical and refined?

If I may, I would like to change my role in this argument from a participant to somewhat of an ambassador, and put the whole feud on the backburner for a while. Why are we fighting like this, like two gun-boats across the sea who refuse to cease fire? Admittedly, there's been a few occasions where I'd wanted to have wrangled your throat or even sliced it open, but I put the razor back in my pocket and was a gentleman about it.

While I appreciate you not backstabbing me, I think it's far too late for late for words at this point in the game. I fear that we'll have to meet in the arena and settle this with some frontier justice to decide who's the king of the hill. I feel I have to warn you that I'll have to go for the big kill end it with a direct hit between your eyes. I just trust that whoever administers this will show some southern hospitality and give you a fine last meal.

Well, well, well. Yukon't just back down, can you? Very well, after our duel, I shall wrench your heart from your chest, and shovel it down your throat.

However, during the duel, I won't kill you immediately. I take much enjoyment in the hunts, man.

What? You think you're tough, like the Hulk, like you're some kinda buff Banner? In a fight I come down on you like a force-a nature. I'm gonna show you what a real gunslinger is and make you meet the sandman for the last time.

Oh, fat man, please. I'd smack you with an atomic punch so hard you'd be taking a ride on the pain train for weeks. The train's so swift that I don't even have to drive it, I can just ride shotgun for the entire journey, from A to B.

Really? Well, there's gonna be a pipeline of pain rising upward from my fists on the fast lane to your face! I'm gonna work my hoodoo on you so hard the gore would have made the Scottish Resistance lose their lunches. And after I'm done with you? I'm gonna go to Nottingham and wreck your home for fun.

Sorry, but I'm done for the night.

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Jon/Pix: Shh, shh shh. It's over now. The bad puns won't frighten you any more.
Metallix Brother: THEY BETTER NOT
Metallix Brother: OR I'M GONNA HAVE TO BREAK SOME SKULLS
Jon/Pix: With your manliness you could probably grind them to dust, and put them in some sort of container.
Jon/Pix: Like a bowl.
Jon/Pix: It'd be a bowl of dust.
Jon/Pix: A dustbowl.
Metallix Brother: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Metallix Brother: SON OF A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH
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04:41 PM
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4:46 PM - Kaempfer: :3
4:46 PM - Metallix Brother: hello
4:46 PM - Metallix Brother: If you make one goddamn pun
4:47 PM - Metallix Brother: So help me god, I will end you.
4:48 PM - Kaempfer: So
4:48 PM - Kaempfer: I'd have to call...
4:48 PM - Metallix Brother: NO
4:48 PM - Metallix Brother: NO
4:48 PM - Metallix Brother: NOT ONE FUCKING WORD
4:49 PM - Kaempfer: a Medic.
4:49 PM - Kaempfer: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!
4:49 PM - Metallix Brother: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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Kindly go die in a fire, the both of you. Particularly you, Mr Super AIDS.

EDIT: Also, biggest derail ever.
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Metallix Brother,Jul 12 2010
04:41 PM
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DSC: LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO MY FUCKING THREAD D:
Metallix Brother: I know
Metallix Brother: I was telling them off
Metallix Brother: and what happens?
Metallix Brother: they start punning at me
Metallix Brother: the shits
DSC: yeah.
DSC: And to cap it all off
DSC: I can't see what the point was.
Metallix Brother: Neither can I.
Metallix Brother: Other than to be dickheads
Metallix Brother: :P
Metallix Brother: And prove who was the bigger dickhead
DSC: Oh well, onwards and upwards I guess.
DSC: They stopped for the night too.
Metallix Brother: thank god.
Metallix Brother: that said
Metallix Brother: I do really like the thread
Metallix Brother: it's awesome :P
Metallix Brother: your stuff, anyway
DSC: Thanks, it's a real achievement to hear people saying that :

Sorry Met, you missed a few. :P
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You're a dick, DSC. I try to defend your thread, and this is how you repay me?

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Nice drawings, and impressive pyramid!
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Pixellated,Jul 12 2010
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Jon/Pix: Shh, shh shh. It's over now. The bad puns won't frighten you any more.
Metallix Brother: THEY BETTER NOT
Metallix Brother: OR I'M GONNA HAVE TO BREAK SOME SKULLS
Jon/Pix: With your manliness you could probably grind them to dust, and put them in some sort of container.
Jon/Pix: Like a bowl.
Jon/Pix: It'd be a bowl of dust.
Jon/Pix: A dustbowl.
Metallix Brother: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Metallix Brother: SON OF A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH

I almost snorted soy milk out my nose at that one!

God, I love this forum!
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