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So I decided....
Topic Started: Jun 7 2010, 07:21 PM (1,807 Views)
Webmistress L
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The definition of maturity
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Pixellated,Jun 7 2010
09:23 PM
First ever audio-conversation I have with Raye, she's incredibly drunk. First photos I see of her, she's naked on webcam.

THIS IS GOING EXTREMELY WELL OR EXTREMELY POORLY

You're implying she doesn't look good naked? Pix, you are mean.
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Raye
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Webmistress L,Jun 7 2010
05:38 PM
Pixellated,Jun 7 2010
09:23 PM
First ever audio-conversation I have with Raye, she's incredibly drunk. First photos I see of her, she's naked on webcam.

THIS IS GOING EXTREMELY WELL OR EXTREMELY POORLY

You're implying she doesn't look good naked? Pix, you are mean.

sad raye is sad...
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Raye,Jun 7 2010
10:49 PM
Webmistress L,Jun 7 2010
05:38 PM
Pixellated,Jun 7 2010
09:23 PM
First ever audio-conversation I have with Raye, she's incredibly drunk. First photos I see of her, she's naked on webcam.

THIS IS GOING EXTREMELY WELL OR EXTREMELY POORLY

You're implying she doesn't look good naked? Pix, you are mean.

sad raye is sad...

Gentleman's rule is generally to refuse to comment on a friend's fiancée's nakedness score. It's an unwinnable situation. You either look like you were looking for a good score on purpose, or you're calling his fiancée ugly. Catch 22.
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Lothar Hex
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A catch 22 means I will catch his dick in a door 22 times.
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Lothar Hex,Jun 7 2010
10:56 PM
A catch 22 means I will catch his dick in a door 22 times.

YOU SEE WHAT YOU LADIES HAVE CAUSED WITH YOUR EVIL, WILY WAYS
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Lothar Hex
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You're saying my fiancée looks like Dr Wily?

Posted Image
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I told you your life was forfeit.
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Lothar Hex,Jun 7 2010
11:00 PM
You're saying my fiancée looks like Dr Wily?

You must recovah all duh compliments immediately, w-Megaman

(I seem to be getting a lot of mileage out of a select few YouTube videos.)
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Feldoon
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So Raye just admitted she's an old ginger lady.

I lol'd.
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Pixellated,Jun 7 2010
09:57 PM
Lothar Hex,Jun 7 2010
10:56 PM
A catch 22 means I will catch his dick in a door 22 times.

YOU SEE WHAT YOU LADIES HAVE CAUSED WITH YOUR EVIL, WILY WAYS

Women being evil and cathing men in evil traps.

HOW ON EARTH ARE YOU SURPRISED.

On the plus side (Is there really a plus to a thread like this?), I've seen weirder hairdyes and heard weirder stories, one involving my father waking up drunk in his own house after a party with a naked man in a firefighter's helmet on the floor. Raye, you have my blessing for the dye. (Sign of the cross)
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Feldoon,Jun 7 2010
10:27 PM
So Raye just admitted she's an old ginger lady.

I lol'd.

I knew someone like that who went around with a time travelling shopping trolley. We had adventures. Oh yes.
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flyboy254,Jun 7 2010
10:51 PM
On the plus side (Is there really a plus to a thread like this?), I've seen weirder hairdyes and heard weirder stories, one involving my father waking up drunk in his own house after a party with a naked man in a firefighter's helmet on the floor. Raye, you have my blessing for the dye. (Sign of the cross)

This sounds like an interesting story actually. :P
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Webmistress L,Jun 7 2010
11:06 PM
flyboy254,Jun 7 2010
10:51 PM
On the plus side (Is there really a plus to a thread like this?), I've seen weirder hairdyes and heard weirder stories, one involving my father waking up drunk in his own house after a party with a naked man in a firefighter's helmet on the floor. Raye, you have my blessing for the dye. (Sign of the cross)

This sounds like an interesting story actually. :P

Yes, firemen are an interesting bunch, aren't they?
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flyboy254,Jun 7 2010
10:51 PM
Pixellated,Jun 7 2010
09:57 PM
Lothar Hex,Jun 7 2010
10:56 PM
A catch 22 means I will catch his dick in a door 22 times.

YOU SEE WHAT YOU LADIES HAVE CAUSED WITH YOUR EVIL, WILY WAYS

Women being evil and cathing men in evil traps.

Well they do have a variety of choices:

Classic
Anime
Or
The Mystery Door

Yes I sink that low
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Lothar Hex,Jun 7 2010
02:20 PM

This only brings one thing to mind.
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Raye
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Well, this turned out to be an awful experiment.

I'll be getting a natural hair dye color to undo this horrible, horrible mess.
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Raye,Jun 8 2010
01:36 AM
I'll be getting a natural hair dye color to undo this horrible, horrible mess.

Pics pics pics pics

I wish to see the horrible mess

[size0]Also how badly the hair dying has gone
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Pixellated,Jun 8 2010
12:58 AM
Raye,Jun 8 2010
01:36 AM
I'll be getting a natural hair dye color to undo this horrible, horrible mess.

Pics pics pics pics

I wish to see the horrible mess

[size0]Also how badly the hair dying has gone

Pix pix pix Pix
Don't you think she's been through enough humilation for her hair dye job?
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Raye
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Truth be told, I actually cried when I finished. I wanted it dyed by tomorrow but with all the chemicals I had to put in it, I was adviced to wait a week to let my hair recover. So it was more that I had to wear this massive fuck-up for a week rather than how bad it turned out that had me upset. And boy did that have me really upset. My roots are lime green and i have random lime green blotches all over my head, some random purple, dark orange, and this weird green violet color.

But now... I'm starting to think this crazy fuck up color combination that happened has magical powers. Today I went to a pizzeria because, after that, I needed some good ol' greasy comfort food.

They asked me why the blue face (no really, I hadn't realized that my face turned slightly blue from the coloring, derp) so I told them about my hair fuckup and showed them. (I hid under a hat, lawl)

I ordered 4 specialty slices but was charged for 4 plain, and given the employee discount. On top of that, I got free popcorn chicken with nacho dipping sauce and they gave me coupons too.

I no longer feel like crying over it but much rather wonder how else can I exploit this weird-ass-coloring super power!

Maybe I could take over Europe.
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Raye
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Oh fucking snap, I got free pierogies too! I just opened the bag. My hair has made me into some kind of... thing that gets free stuff!
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Clearly you should exploit this newfound power. For good or for evil, it is your choice Commander.

>Take the path of Evil
>Take the path of Good.
>Nomnomnomnomnom
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You remind me of a few girls in high school that went overboard with the dye and it never quite ended up how they wanted.

Clearly, it's a sign on your true self. Beware of your crotchspawn growing red hair and dreadlocks and become security guards at museums.
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Sabre_Justice,Jun 8 2010
03:02 AM
Beware of your crotchspawn growing red hair and dreadlocks and become security guards at museums.

The words. <-----





My head. <-----

I, uh, guess it's an inside joke? Whatever, not my business. Or maybe...

>Investigate
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Crowley,Jun 8 2010
03:20 AM
Sabre_Justice,Jun 8 2010
03:02 AM
Beware of your crotchspawn growing red hair and dreadlocks and become security guards at museums.

The words. <-----





My head. <-----

I, uh, guess it's an inside joke? Whatever, not my business. Or maybe...

>Investigate

Welcome to the EN forum. You see Jeff eating... something, Raye plotting to take over the world with magical hair powers, theeconomy adding nothing to the scenery and myself being the narrator. What do you do?
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