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Topic Started: Jun 2 2010, 04:04 AM (1,383 Views)
Feldoon
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Twinbladez,Jun 3 2010
01:43 AM
Dakatsu,Jun 3 2010
12:25 AM
I call bullshit.  There is more to the relationship than just the sex.  There has to be.  THERE HAS TO BE. AH

There's foreplay too

I think that's one of the first things you've said in forever I've found genuinely funny.
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Twinbladez
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Feldoon,Jun 3 2010
07:52 AM
Twinbladez,Jun 3 2010
01:43 AM
Dakatsu,Jun 3 2010
12:25 AM
I call bullshit.  There is more to the relationship than just the sex.  There has to be.  THERE HAS TO BE. AH

There's foreplay too

I think that's one of the first things you've said in forever I've found genuinely funny.

Then I have failed
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Col.Feren
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Twinbladez,Jun 3 2010
01:43 AM
Dakatsu,Jun 3 2010
12:25 AM
I call bullshit.  There is more to the relationship than just the sex.  There has to be.  THERE HAS TO BE. AH

There's foreplay too

It says foreplay but I keep seeing "kinky" and "bondage"
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Col.Feren,Jun 3 2010
06:37 PM
Twinbladez,Jun 3 2010
01:43 AM
Dakatsu,Jun 3 2010
12:25 AM
I call bullshit.  There is more to the relationship than just the sex.  There has to be.  THERE HAS TO BE. AH

There's foreplay too

It says foreplay but I keep seeing "kinky" and "bondage"

You sir have a dirty mind

Edit: and for once this going down past the gutter isn't my fault
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Dark Comet
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This thread started in the gutter, and it's rapidly descending the circles of Hell.

For those who're counting, we're at the fourth now, AKA Birmingham.
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Dark Comet,Jun 3 2010
08:29 PM
This thread started in the gutter, and it's rapidly descending the circles of Hell.

For those who're counting, we're at the fourth now, AKA Birmingham.

Next stop Pittsburgh.
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theeconomy,Jun 3 2010
09:44 PM
Dark Comet,Jun 3 2010
08:29 PM
This thread started in the gutter, and it's rapidly descending the circles of Hell.

For those who're counting, we're at the fourth now, AKA Birmingham.

Next stop Pittsburgh.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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I'll bail when we hit New Jersey.
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Twinbladez,Jun 3 2010
08:22 PM
You sir have a dirty mind

Well, *duh* -- the guy's .sig talks about a underage actress's DVD, a box of tissues, and a tube of lube, for fuck's sake! I'm not exactly expecting him to quote Jane Austen, unless it's those bastardized versions someone's been releasing lately. :)
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Raye
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You know, my tolerance has gotten lots better. I can drink more without getting drunk. So, yeah, fumes don't get me drunk anymore. :P
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Twinbladez
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So now you can take a shot glass Of Wine with only getting tipsy?
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Raye,Jun 4 2010
05:31 PM
You know, my tolerance has gotten lots better. I can drink more without getting drunk. So, yeah, fumes don't get me drunk anymore. :P

I'm not sure that's how human biology works.

Psychosomatic, maybe.
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Feldoon,Jun 4 2010
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Raye,Jun 4 2010
05:31 PM
You know, my tolerance has gotten lots better. I can drink more without getting drunk. So, yeah, fumes don't get me drunk anymore. :P


Actually fumes could get you drunk quicker. As in evaporated alcohol when breathed in goes directly to your lungs and then bloodstream. Rather, than being bogged down in that whole digestion thing.
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Raye,Jun 4 2010
04:31 PM
You know, my tolerance has gotten lots better. I can drink more without getting drunk. So, yeah, fumes don't get me drunk anymore. :P

Bullshit! :D
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Raye
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HUSH ALL OF YOU!
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Feldoon,Jun 4 2010
05:26 PM
Raye,Jun 4 2010
05:31 PM
You know, my tolerance has gotten lots better. I can drink more without getting drunk. So, yeah, fumes don't get me drunk anymore. :P



Psychosomatic

That boy needs therapy.
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Raye,Jun 4 2010
08:30 PM
HUSH ALL OF YOU!

I will not be silenced


FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!
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Raye, you just need to face the truth - you are a lightweight, you are not allowed to sniff anything with alcohol in it and I can outdrink you easily.
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csadn,Jun 4 2010
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Twinbladez,Jun 3 2010
08:22 PM
You sir have a dirty mind

Well, *duh* -- the guy's .sig talks about a underage actress's DVD, a box of tissues, and a tube of lube, for fuck's sake! I'm not exactly expecting him to quote Jane Austen, unless it's those bastardized versions someone's been releasing lately. :)

Well although I can't disagree about the dirty mind thing (,Meh, is true).

The joke is about PERCEPTIONS. Not about...

oh who am I kidding, it's almost as bad as the baby's in the blender joke. Now that is one awful joke.

I don't do Jane Austen, but here's some Wordsworth.

"Who is the happy Warrior? Who is he
Whom every Man in arms should wish to be?
It is the generous Spirit, who, when brought
Among the tasks of real life, hath wrought
Upon the plan that pleased his childish thought"




Raye who cares if you get legless when you taste wine, If you remember last night you haven't had a good time! :D
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Col.Feren,Jun 4 2010
09:48 PM
I don't do Jane Austen, but here's some Wordsworth.

Bloody daffodils....

On Alcohol: Multiple generations of Irish and NorAm Indian breeding have created Me, the Genetically-Engineered Designated Driver -- I can't even walk through the wine racks at the Fred Meyer without getting ill; actually drinking alcohol, and I'm a well-preserved corpse.

(Don't all of you send me booze at once. >:) )
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You guys enjoy your alcohol while I'm busy being sober.
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Feldoon
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Oh I have been. All evening. I'm pleasantly tipsy right now.
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*Ponders what would happen to Raye on Absinthe.*
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She'd get within 100 metres of it, then fall in to a coma.
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HunteRS,Jun 5 2010
06:15 PM
*Ponders what would happen to Raye on Absinthe.*

Actually wikipedia says absinthe isn't much stronger than advil as far as hallocnogens are concerned. It's the chemicals that are added by some of the manufacturers to make the drink more green, that's what fucks you up.

Did you know you can just buy absinthe gumballs?
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