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a marvelus night out with the gals
Topic Started: May 26 2010, 01:15 AM (1,186 Views)
Raye
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Sew I went out with my friends todey. We had a jew making party, went out to a buffet, and learned how to play bear ponge


tis a good day. I've never been tipsey this early int he night
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Pixellated
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*checks post time

*gets on Skype to hopefully poke drunk Raye

Hah. Raye wishes me a 'hapeed berthday' as soon as I sign on, and asks who I am about a minute later XD

Edit: Random phone Skype conversation, apparently 'We had a jew making party' means jewellery-making party XD
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Oh tahnk lord for that. For a moment I was wondering what the heck Jew Making Party was.
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Bear ponge?

Ye olde Ponge, as played by with bears?

Sounds like fun.
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Jeffk38uk,May 26 2010
02:32 AM
Oh tahnk lord for that. For a moment I was wondering what the heck Jew Making Party was.

If what I've seen of her on here is any indication, the most-likely possibility Does Not Bear Thinking About.... >;)

[Hint: It involves Ill-Mannered Pub-Crawlers, and Sharp Pointy Things....]
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Takin bets that Raye is gonna regret this in the morning, 5:1.

8:1 that it's not the only thing she regrets.
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Webmistress L
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One of these days, I'll see a drunken Raye. And I will have a video camera with me. :P

*hug* I'm glad you had a good night out, you'll teach me how to play bear ponge when you get over here right? ;)
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Webmistress L,May 26 2010
10:23 AM
One of these days, I'll see a drunken Raye. And I will have a video camera with me.

From what I hear, it takes a sniff of the weakest, weakest wine the pub has.
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From what I gathered from talking to her (first time actually -talking- to Raye, rather than typing), she'd had 10 cups that you use in beer pong, so I'm guessing that's around 2 pints? You never fill them full, do you?

Also, she 'accidentally' kicked a goose.
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Pixellated,May 26 2010
12:32 PM
beer pong

Raye,May 26 2010
02:15 AM
bear ponge

Well Pix, you went and ruined a fantastic and fertile ground of "guess what bear ponge is".
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Clearly if you want to know what 'Bear ponge' is, you ask the experts.

It's not just pong...
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...What was funny was when she drunk skyped Virus, and I only heard his side of the conversation.

I remember jewish geese being mentioned, and all I could think was, "instead of honking, do they go 'oy vey?'" That, and she apparently lost her pants, and fell off her chair.

Random conversation was random, and I thought I was good at that.

Raye has now put me to shame.

I feel saddened.
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LGHunter,May 26 2010
02:35 PM
That, and she apparently lost her pants, and fell off her chair.

Yeah, her entire conversation with me was spent with her on the floor. Stay classy, Raye.
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I'm sure she'll remember it well. If not, she's got you guys and gal to remind her.
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Pixellated,May 26 2010
01:36 PM
LGHunter,May 26 2010
02:35 PM
That, and she apparently lost her pants, and fell off her chair.

Yeah, her entire conversation with me was spent with her on the floor. Stay classy, Raye.

She probably thought it was the dance floor. Did she attempt a dance or two?
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Webmistress L,May 26 2010
04:59 PM
Pixellated,May 26 2010
01:36 PM
LGHunter,May 26 2010
02:35 PM
That, and she apparently lost her pants, and fell off her chair.

Yeah, her entire conversation with me was spent with her on the floor. Stay classy, Raye.

She probably thought it was the dance floor. Did she attempt a dance or two?

What was she going to do, the worm? :P
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You know, I've never seen someone type drunk. Slurred speech, plenty of times, never typing drunk. Is funny no?
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I immediately regret this post.

You know what, Pix? I was hoping the first time I would ever skype with you, I would have an actual conversation and have smart things to say.

Not scream when I hear your voice, get freaked out because I lost my pants, and wonder why I was thinking of Jewish geese while laying on the floor because the concept of walking went over my head.

Though with Virus I discovered the mystery of the missing pants. I was laying on them. And I apparently took them off without taking off my shoes. I fell off my chair, freaked out about screwdrivers, then something about bear bondage.

Though I don't know who's to blame on this but I had an odd dream last night where I was abducted by aliens, who stole my pants, then beat me with them. I'm sure it has to be either Pix or Virus.
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Raye,May 26 2010
04:50 PM
I immediately regret this post.

You know what, Pix? I was hoping the first time I would ever skype with you, I would have an actual conversation and have smart things to say.

Not scream when I hear your voice, get freaked out because I lost my pants, and wonder why I was thinking of Jewish geese while laying on the floor because the concept of walking went over my head.

Though with Virus I discovered the mystery of the missing pants. I was laying on them. And I apparently took them off without taking off my shoes. I fell off my chair, freaked out about screwdrivers, then something about bear bondage.

Though I don't know who's to blame on this but I had an odd dream last night where I was abducted by aliens, who stole my pants, then beat me with them. I'm sure it has to be either Pix or Virus.

Just so you know, I laughed so hard at this that limeade came flying out my nose. I love ya but JEBUS that hurt! >.<

@Pix - Of course not; the shake and shimmy before she realised she was already on her ass.
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Raye
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I'm just glad I remember most of it.
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On Skype with Raye
 
[18:03:31] Raye: oh i'm sorry; XD
[18:03:46] Raye: did it come out of your nose
[18:03:51] L: Yes
[18:03:58] Raye: was it carbonated?
[18:04:04] L: Duh
[18:04:05] L: Of course
[18:04:08] L: >.<
[18:04:12] Raye: XD
[18:04:14] Raye: i'm sorry
[18:04:23] L: I'll forgive you
[18:04:29] L: Since you're so hilarious
[18:04:39] Raye: Man if you were able to be on last night
[18:04:40] Raye: it was awful
[18:04:51] Raye: when i fell off my chair my keyboard thingie on my desk came with me
[18:04:59] L: Oh god, I wish I had seen it now
[18:05:02] Raye: and i had to scramble to put it back together and put all the papers back
[18:05:09] L: Were you multi-skyping?
[18:05:12] Raye: because all my porn came flying out
[18:05:18] L: OMG LOL
[18:05:27] L: That sounds so wrong!
[18:05:30] Raye: how the hell do you explain to your pentecostal mother that you drew megaman porn for your friend?
[18:05:40] Raye: who's a pastor no less
[18:05:48] Raye: how the hell do you explain that YOU drew megaman porn?
[18:05:59] L: ROFL


*crying with laughter*

Excuse me, I have to go tell my parents that I haven't lost my mind.
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Raye
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oh god. Now I really have lots to explain. But let me start that my mom's the pastor, not my friend.
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I'm more interested on the tidbit that you drew Megaman porn.
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Jeffk38uk,May 26 2010
05:19 PM
I'm more interested on the tidbit that you drew Megaman porn.

From what I know, it was her payment for the friend teaching her some new jew-making tricks...wait, sorry, jewellery making.

Personally, I don't buy it. ;)
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Webmistress L,May 26 2010
10:23 AM
Jeffk38uk,May 26 2010
05:19 PM
I'm more interested on the tidbit that you drew Megaman porn.

From what I know, it was her payment for the friend teaching her some new jew-making tricks...wait, sorry, jewellery making.

Personally, I don't buy it. ;)

You don't? So Raye draws you it for free?

;p
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