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OMG ZOMBIE SATELLITE! -:O
Topic Started: May 11 2010, 09:39 AM (472 Views)
Calbeck
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http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/93656?fp=1

I've long said that the "Sci Fi Channel" was abysmally stupid in changing its name to "SyFy" (so as not to be associated, its head dorks claimed, with the geeks who presumably were still watching the channel's largely-lacking-sci-fi content).

Now it seems one of its signal-carrying satellites, Galaxy 15, has mutinied: it's gone off its orbit and is now refusing all ground-side commands. But despite the belief that it was fried by a solar flare, it's still operating at full power with its payload intact anyways.

"ZOMBIE SATELLITES STOLE MY TELEVISION" sounds like one of those awful low-budgeters the channel would have come up with on its own eventually.

You know...if it still catered to us geeks. -XD
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Pixellated
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Being responsible
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I think AG sums it up nicely. =P
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Jeffk38uk
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Am I to expect Satnav systems to turn and go

"In 200 yards, turn left and bRAAAAAAAAAAAIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSS"
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flyboy254
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You don't think it got taken over by that one decepticon...do you?
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LGHunter
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Lost and tired...
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flyboy254,May 11 2010
09:31 AM
You don't think it got taken over by that one decepticon...do you?

Most likely.

It's taking over the signals apparently, so that people can't watch daytime trash tv, which will send them into a homicidal rage soon.

Gene pool cleansing commencing in 100...99...98...
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flyboy254
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LGHunter,May 11 2010
06:50 PM
flyboy254,May 11 2010
09:31 AM
You don't think it got taken over by that one decepticon...do you?

Most likely.

It's taking over the signals apparently, so that people can't watch daytime trash tv, which will send them into a homicidal rage soon.

Gene pool cleansing commencing in 100...99...98...

Given a lot of current sci-fi shows and the people that might watch them, I'd call it necessary.
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csadn
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Calbeck,May 11 2010
09:39 AM
Now it seems one of its signal-carrying satellites, Galaxy 15, has mutinied: it's gone off its orbit and is now refusing all ground-side commands. But despite the belief that it was fried by a solar flare, it's still operating at full power with its payload intact anyways.

Gee --- you mean I *don't* have to see six re-airings of fucking _Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus_?

"Oh, *pleeze*, Br'er Fox, don' t'row me in dat bria' patch!"
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LGHunter
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csadn,May 12 2010
12:16 AM
Calbeck,May 11 2010
09:39 AM
Now it seems one of its signal-carrying satellites, Galaxy 15, has mutinied: it's gone off its orbit and is now refusing all ground-side commands. But despite the belief that it was fried by a solar flare, it's still operating at full power with its payload intact anyways.

Gee --- you mean I *don't* have to see six re-airings of fucking _Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus_?

"Oh, *pleeze*, Br'er Fox, don' t'row me in dat bria' patch!"

Well, zipidy-doo-dah to you too!

Watch for those blue birds; they're snipers!
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HunteRS
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God Brit Sci-Fi (That's it's name ,like bollocks I'm calling it....that) has been arse for ages. There is bugger all on aside from Buffy and Angel repeats and late night soft core porn (How any Emmanuele films were there?)

I miss the late night anime 9Go Excel saga) the Good/bad cheesy films (Like Dean Caine fighting a Dragon) and the shorter fan made bit and Head Fuck stuff.
At least there's always the internet.
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LGHunter,May 12 2010
01:59 PM
Well, zipidy-doo-dah to you too!

Well, some of us know what those stories are *actually* about.... >;)

I want to start my own all-anime channel -- I think there's one out there, but it's all the way up in the HD channel range.... :P
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Zakarius
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Good god, do I still exist here?

That aside, it seems that all the zombie-sats are congregating in one final place. For what nefarious purpose, who knows? Maybe to assemble into one giant killer sat capable of beaming endless Friends repeats upon us until we all go mad?

The thought chills the blood...
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Calbeck
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HunteRS,May 12 2010
04:40 PM
I miss the late night anime 9Go Excel saga)

All hail Ilpalazzo!
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csadn
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Zakarius,May 15 2010
07:46 PM
That aside, it seems that all the zombie-sats are congregating in one final place. For what nefarious purpose, who knows? Maybe to assemble into one giant killer sat capable of beaming endless Friends repeats upon us until we all go mad?

I was thinking an unending reel of Aqua's "Barbie Girl" myself....

"You do realize you're bashing your brain out in time with the song, right?"

"*FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--*"
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flyboy254
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No, the worst thing I can imagine is endless broadcasts of Beck, Limbaugh and Michael Savage.
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Get the ion cannons online!
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Calbeck
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[StarDestroyerTechnician]Too late![/StarDestroyerTechnician]
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Calbeck,May 17 2010
02:42 PM
[StarDestroyerTechnician]Too late![/StarDestroyerTechnician]

Headline In _Imperial Times_ next day:

"TERRORISTS HIJACK STAR DESTROYER, CRASH IT INTO LARGEST IMPERIAL STRUCTURE"....

>:)

("He didn't go *there*, did he?" "YES, HE DID!")
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csadn,May 18 2010
05:23 AM
Calbeck,May 17 2010
02:42 PM
[StarDestroyerTechnician]Too late![/StarDestroyerTechnician]

Headline In _Imperial Times_ next day:

"TERRORISTS HIJACK STAR DESTROYER, CRASH IT INTO LARGEST IMPERIAL STRUCTURE"....

>:)

("He didn't go *there*, did he?" "YES, HE DID!")

0 ABY NEVER FORGET

(yes, I just have to one-up you)
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Sabre_Justice,May 18 2010
05:53 AM

Seen that one. :)
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Calbeck
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Still a classic.
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