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| Tweet Topic Started: May 11 2010, 09:39 AM (472 Views) | |
| Calbeck | May 11 2010, 09:39 AM Post #1 |
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I got a lock on 'im...
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http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/93656?fp=1 I've long said that the "Sci Fi Channel" was abysmally stupid in changing its name to "SyFy" (so as not to be associated, its head dorks claimed, with the geeks who presumably were still watching the channel's largely-lacking-sci-fi content). Now it seems one of its signal-carrying satellites, Galaxy 15, has mutinied: it's gone off its orbit and is now refusing all ground-side commands. But despite the belief that it was fried by a solar flare, it's still operating at full power with its payload intact anyways. "ZOMBIE SATELLITES STOLE MY TELEVISION" sounds like one of those awful low-budgeters the channel would have come up with on its own eventually. You know...if it still catered to us geeks. -XD |
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| Pixellated | May 11 2010, 09:46 AM Post #2 |
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Being responsible
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I think AG sums it up nicely. =P |
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| Jeffk38uk | May 11 2010, 02:54 PM Post #3 |
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Everything's great at your Junes.
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Am I to expect Satnav systems to turn and go "In 200 yards, turn left and bRAAAAAAAAAAAIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSS" |
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| flyboy254 | May 11 2010, 03:31 PM Post #4 |
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Hunter: The only thing standing between us and the monsters
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You don't think it got taken over by that one decepticon...do you? |
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| LGHunter | May 11 2010, 06:50 PM Post #5 |
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Lost and tired...
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Most likely. It's taking over the signals apparently, so that people can't watch daytime trash tv, which will send them into a homicidal rage soon. Gene pool cleansing commencing in 100...99...98... |
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| flyboy254 | May 11 2010, 09:34 PM Post #6 |
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Hunter: The only thing standing between us and the monsters
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Given a lot of current sci-fi shows and the people that might watch them, I'd call it necessary. |
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| csadn | May 12 2010, 06:16 AM Post #7 |
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Sharkopathic
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Gee --- you mean I *don't* have to see six re-airings of fucking _Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus_? "Oh, *pleeze*, Br'er Fox, don' t'row me in dat bria' patch!" |
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| LGHunter | May 12 2010, 01:59 PM Post #8 |
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Lost and tired...
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Well, zipidy-doo-dah to you too! Watch for those blue birds; they're snipers! |
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| HunteRS | May 12 2010, 04:40 PM Post #9 |
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Power is all that is needed.
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God Brit Sci-Fi (That's it's name ,like bollocks I'm calling it....that) has been arse for ages. There is bugger all on aside from Buffy and Angel repeats and late night soft core porn (How any Emmanuele films were there?) I miss the late night anime 9Go Excel saga) the Good/bad cheesy films (Like Dean Caine fighting a Dragon) and the shorter fan made bit and Head Fuck stuff. At least there's always the internet. |
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| csadn | May 13 2010, 06:17 AM Post #10 |
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Sharkopathic
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Well, some of us know what those stories are *actually* about.... >;) I want to start my own all-anime channel -- I think there's one out there, but it's all the way up in the HD channel range.... :P |
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| Zakarius | May 15 2010, 07:46 PM Post #11 |
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Without the proper procedures, how can we hope to cause chaos?
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Good god, do I still exist here? That aside, it seems that all the zombie-sats are congregating in one final place. For what nefarious purpose, who knows? Maybe to assemble into one giant killer sat capable of beaming endless Friends repeats upon us until we all go mad? The thought chills the blood... |
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| Calbeck | May 15 2010, 09:10 PM Post #12 |
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I got a lock on 'im...
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All hail Ilpalazzo! |
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| csadn | May 16 2010, 06:00 AM Post #13 |
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Sharkopathic
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I was thinking an unending reel of Aqua's "Barbie Girl" myself.... "You do realize you're bashing your brain out in time with the song, right?" "*FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--*" |
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| flyboy254 | May 16 2010, 06:20 AM Post #14 |
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Hunter: The only thing standing between us and the monsters
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No, the worst thing I can imagine is endless broadcasts of Beck, Limbaugh and Michael Savage. |
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| Sabre_Justice | May 16 2010, 01:12 PM Post #15 |
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Ask me about very angry cats
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Get the ion cannons online! |
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| Calbeck | May 17 2010, 02:42 PM Post #16 |
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I got a lock on 'im...
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[StarDestroyerTechnician]Too late![/StarDestroyerTechnician] |
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| csadn | May 18 2010, 05:23 AM Post #17 |
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Sharkopathic
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Headline In _Imperial Times_ next day: "TERRORISTS HIJACK STAR DESTROYER, CRASH IT INTO LARGEST IMPERIAL STRUCTURE".... >:) ("He didn't go *there*, did he?" "YES, HE DID!") |
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| Sabre_Justice | May 18 2010, 05:53 AM Post #18 |
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Ask me about very angry cats
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0 ABY NEVER FORGET (yes, I just have to one-up you) |
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| Jeffk38uk | May 18 2010, 04:01 PM Post #19 |
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Everything's great at your Junes.
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"Jedi's. They hate our way of life" - A Stormtrooper |
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| csadn | May 20 2010, 05:31 AM Post #20 |
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Sharkopathic
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Seen that one. :) |
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| Calbeck | May 20 2010, 09:29 AM Post #21 |
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I got a lock on 'im...
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Still a classic. |
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