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| Pixellated | Apr 29 2010, 08:57 AM Post #26 |
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Being responsible
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Talking about a hung parliament in a topic named 'Cocks'? It's the IKEA of jokes, and I don't have the right instructions. |
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| Hercule Pyro | Apr 29 2010, 09:00 AM Post #27 |
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You've done some terrible things, Mister Harry
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It will be if Nick Clegg is PM. |
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| Exu | Apr 29 2010, 01:40 PM Post #28 |
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Der-Der-Der-DERRRP!
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Posted Image |
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| Feldoon | Apr 29 2010, 05:00 PM Post #29 |
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DYEL
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I'm really tempted to vote LibDem just to find out who Nick Clegg is. |
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| Jeffk38uk | Apr 29 2010, 05:05 PM Post #30 |
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Everything's great at your Junes.
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He wants to be the very best, like no one ever was. Getting in no 10 is his real test, to govern is his cause. He will travel across the land Promoting far and wide Teach potential voters to understand The power to decide!! LIBERAL DEMOCRATS!!! GOTTA VOTE FOR ONE!!!! HE KNOWS IT'S HIS DESTINY!!! DEMOCRATS!!!! |
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| LGHunter | Apr 29 2010, 06:53 PM Post #31 |
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Lost and tired...
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I like how Brown screwed himself over by calling one of his female supporters a bigot. That'll win you an election. Really. |
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| Jeffk38uk | Apr 29 2010, 07:01 PM Post #32 |
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Everything's great at your Junes.
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Technically it's not losing him an election either, polls have pretty much stayed the same despite this issue as it also covers the fact most politicians are a bit coy on the whole immigration issue as well. And neither the opposition parties have anything that will push them to a majority so that a hung parliament won't be formed. |
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| Hercule Pyro | Apr 29 2010, 07:14 PM Post #33 |
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You've done some terrible things, Mister Harry
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He has a third leg. The third leg is his penis. |
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| Twinbladez | Apr 29 2010, 08:40 PM Post #34 |
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Freedom fighter
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See now your just taunting me east, teasing me so to speak, you naughty man you ;) |
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| Twib | Apr 29 2010, 10:25 PM Post #35 |
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I want to be the keeper of the Reaper
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I thought it was his Captain Hammer |
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| Jeffk38uk | Apr 29 2010, 10:33 PM Post #36 |
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Everything's great at your Junes.
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.......ahhhh Posted Image |
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| Sabre_Justice | Apr 30 2010, 02:01 AM Post #37 |
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Ask me about very angry cats
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Man, politics are weird. The last state election actually had a pretty good outcome. We voted just right to cause a hung Parliament and scare state Labor into actually trying to be competent (in a great coincidence, Atkinson was let go within a week) while not enough to actually bring the utterly incompetent opposition into power. |
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| csadn | Apr 30 2010, 05:50 AM Post #38 |
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Sharkopathic
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Well, he *is * a One-Eyed Scottish Pillock. JEREMY CLARKSON FOR PRIME MINISTER! "How Hard Can It Be?" :) |
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| Hercule Pyro | Apr 30 2010, 07:44 AM Post #39 |
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You've done some terrible things, Mister Harry
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Clarkson has said time and time again he doesn't want the job. |
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| Silversword | Apr 30 2010, 07:46 AM Post #40 |
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your soul is mine
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And, in my opinion, that really ought to be one of the prerequisites for having it. |
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| Twinbladez | Apr 30 2010, 09:18 AM Post #41 |
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Freedom fighter
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This, so much this :D |
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| HunteRS | Apr 30 2010, 09:42 AM Post #42 |
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Power is all that is needed.
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Oh well-one week to go. One week to stock up on energy drinks, booze, nibblies and punch bags before going insane waiting up twittering away. |
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| LGHunter | Apr 30 2010, 04:50 PM Post #43 |
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Lost and tired...
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You call it a hung government? o_O Really? I thought they didn't have any! :P Anyway, we call them minority governments here; if there is enough opposition from the "loyal" (HAH!!) opposition, the government crumbles, and an election is called. This is why Canada has been to the polls... I don't know how many times in the last six years... |
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| csadn | May 1 2010, 05:46 AM Post #44 |
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Sharkopathic
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Not least for the sheer amount of torture and agony it would put him through.... :) And if James May ends up Transportation Minister.... >:) |
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| Hercule Pyro | May 1 2010, 09:29 AM Post #45 |
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You've done some terrible things, Mister Harry
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The reason he said he doesn't want it is because he's well aware he'd run the country into the ground. As much as I want to make a cheap dig at Labour, it'd undermine my point. |
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| Silversword | May 1 2010, 10:01 AM Post #46 |
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your soul is mine
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I'm not trying to imply that I think he'd actually be -good- for the job, just that I'd much rather place my faith in somebody who didn't want the power involved in such a position than somebody who did. I think that's a safer bet in preventing abuse of position, other factors notwithstanding. |
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| Calbeck | May 3 2010, 11:53 AM Post #47 |
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I got a lock on 'im...
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It's the Ultimate Showdown of Parliament's Destiny. Until the next go-round, of course. |
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| Feldoon | May 3 2010, 12:28 PM Post #48 |
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DYEL
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Oh everybody would abuse the power eventually, whether they want it or not. I don't want the power because it's effort but if I was ever given it, I'd embrace the fact I'd become corrupt from the get go and just enjoy myself. |
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| HunteRS | May 3 2010, 06:41 PM Post #49 |
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Power is all that is needed.
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See it wouldn't work-especialy if we included both American and British Presidents/PM's. Roosevelt and Churchill destroy the world in thier fight. |
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| flyboy254 | May 3 2010, 08:08 PM Post #50 |
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Hunter: The only thing standing between us and the monsters
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I ask the question, what badass credentials does Churchill have? Yes, he lead during World War II. What else, Britons, what else? |
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