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zombie clown stalker; epic child trollage
Topic Started: Apr 14 2010, 04:16 PM (943 Views)
el-b
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http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/821591-evil-c...pie-in-the-face

this has got to be the most awesome bad idea ever, i'm pretty sure there are kids have killed themselves for less than being stalked by an undead angry kid dressed as a clown.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/705000/image...ngry_kid300.jpg

he even refers to children in the article as 'it' lol. all hail dr gonzo the psyschown!
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I got snot-blocks.

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WHAT. THE. FUCK. HOW IS THAT A FUN BIRTHDAY!!!
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flyboy254,Apr 14 2010
08:12 PM
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WHAT. THE. FUCK. HOW IS THAT A FUN BIRTHDAY!!!

How much credential checks does he do to make sure it's the parent's child? Could one of us hire him to stalk Lothar?

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Pixellated,Apr 14 2010
07:19 PM
[IMG]GOT TO BED[IMG]

Can't sleep, clowns will eat me!!
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i pissed myself when i saw that picture of him, he does look undead, and i'm not sure if that can even make it worse lol.

that mask should totally have glowing red eyes though.
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Speaking of zombie clowns...

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This used to be a fun board, but now its just a big clown horde.


But seriously, evil clowns are more overused than most people think.
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Kyrtuck,Apr 14 2010
10:31 PM

HAH.

"Hyenas are wild dogs in Africa who laugh and kill people."

This is a strong argument for Wikipedia being edited by everyone.
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mmm, right, Uncyclopedia is much more reliable. They have articles so repulsive, no one edits them.
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I'd say ED is worse than Uncyclopaedia.

Also, HALLO PEEPS, totototototo
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Pix, what're you on now?
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flyboy254,Apr 14 2010
09:52 PM
Pix, what're you on now?

Gin, it would seem.
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Eastwood,Apr 14 2010
10:53 PM
flyboy254,Apr 14 2010
09:52 PM
Pix, what're you on now?

Gin, it would seem.

You're not far off with the substance. Stumbled across a broken crate of 15 John Smiths', reduced from £12 to £7. Got it back home, turns out just one of the cans had leaked, so I've gotten 14 pints at 50p each. Three of those spell victory, and I doubt this avatar will last long.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
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Pix is a goon.
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Dakatsu,Apr 14 2010
10:26 PM
Pix is a goon.

From the sound of it, he's Major Bloodnok in particular.... :)

As to the Evil Clown: I would love to see this cocksucker trying this shit in the US, just to see how euphemistic the press has to be in describing how epically he was slaughtered by an outraged parent (or paranoid kid).

"Mary, you know how much you like Cherry Jello with fruit chunks in it?"

"<*BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH*!>"
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I got a lock on 'im...
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Set up a match against the Pint-Sized Slasher.

Lulz ensue.
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Calbeck,Apr 15 2010
07:57 AM
Lulz ensue.

*eats popcorn*
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Yeah, I'm definitely getting the aerosol flamethrower for that one.
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Sabre_Justice,Apr 18 2010
12:10 PM
Yeah, I'm definitely getting the aerosol flamethrower for that one.

[squint]

Oh, *AEROSOL*....

Oh, thank god for *that*....
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csadn,Apr 19 2010
05:48 AM
Sabre_Justice,Apr 18 2010
12:10 PM
Yeah, I'm definitely getting the aerosol flamethrower for that one.

[squint]

Oh, *AEROSOL*....

Oh, thank god for *that*....

No, that's this joke.
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HunteRS,Apr 19 2010
07:30 AM
No, that's this joke.

Good old Rowan Atkinson!!
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HunteRS,Apr 19 2010
07:30 AM
No, that's this joke.

Actually, I misread it as "arousal", but thanks for the ref. :)
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csadn,Apr 20 2010
05:53 AM
HunteRS,Apr 19 2010
07:30 AM
No, that's this joke.

Actually, I misread it as "arousal", but thanks for the ref. :)

And people complain about us making those jokes and references.
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Jeffk38uk,Apr 20 2010
02:19 PM
And people complain about us making those jokes and references.

Well, if the rest of you weren't a pack of completely depraved, degenerate perverts with lousy spelling, I wouldn't constantly be seeing off-color remarks where they didn't exist.

It's your fault, damn it! *YOUR* *FAULT*!

:)
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