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Topic Started: Mar 17 2010, 02:20 AM (757 Views)
Sabre_Justice
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Ask me about very angry cats
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What is this, a superhero registration form?
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The Virus
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Keepin it odd like a motherfucking gastropod
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I suspect engaging in superheroics at any time during my trip would invalidate my coverage; it was travel insurance.

The one that got me was "HRH". Are they expecting many Royals to be filling out their online insurance form? Gotta cover all bases I guess. Except genderless people.
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csadn
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Sharkopathic
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LGHunter,Mar 19 2010
12:01 PM
...do you have cookies?

Any flavor you like, m'lady....

" o/~ Hey, little girl, won't you come this way?/
Won't you let me buy you candy/
Or perhaps a chocolate shake?/
Or perhaps some nice cocaine/
Or perhaps a little kis/
Or perhaps a ride in my big car/
Perhaps a ride in my big car/
Won't you let me show you paradise?/
Don't ask your mother for advice! o/~ "
["Nothing To Fear", Oingo Boingo]

>:)
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Hercule Pyro
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You've done some terrible things, Mister Harry
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The Virus,Mar 20 2010
01:32 AM
The one that got me was "HRH". Are they expecting many Royals to be filling out their online insurance form? Gotta cover all bases I guess. Except genderless people.

You joke about that, but I once had to process an application for someone whose title was "Princess".

She worked at Asda.
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The Virus
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Keepin it odd like a motherfucking gastropod
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You're sure it wasn't her first name and her mother was Katie Price just a chav with delusions of grandeur?
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Pixellated
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Being responsible
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Eastwood,Mar 20 2010
10:16 AM
She worked at Asda.

Virus
 
her mother was Katie Price

I have all the pieces for an obvious company-slogan-based joke there, and no idea how to put them together.
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Feldoon
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DYEL
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Something about "That's ASDA Price!"
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Pixellated
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Being responsible
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I'm not going to even bother slow clapping you for answering my rhetorical post.
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Feldoon
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DYEL
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But you know I live and breathe on your attention!
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Pixellated
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Being responsible
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You're like an annoying dog that always barks unless you're petting it: you can't do any work when you're not petting it because its barking is too annoying, and you can't do any work while petting it because you're too busy petting it. Only option to get rid of you is to close my IM client.
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Lost Cause
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Jesus is coming, look busy.
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Pixellated,Mar 20 2010
01:08 PM
Only option to get rid of you is to close my IM client.

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I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
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Reedy
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^^^My best drawing yet...
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i must admit i get carried away with those...i once had a pair of headphones delivered to 'Professor' Reed :D

the postman looked at me funny
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