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| The Euphamismator; Euphamism generator | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Oct 5 2009, 07:00 PM (460 Views) | |
| Kaempfer | Oct 5 2009, 07:00 PM Post #1 |
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Boop beep boop
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Just saw this today. Now if you'll excuse me I'll go back to wrapping the Shivan Dragon. |
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| Dark Comet | Oct 5 2009, 07:27 PM Post #2 |
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Hoo am I
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I love it when she keeps her high heels on when she's brushing the womp rat. |
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| HunteRS | Oct 5 2009, 08:16 PM Post #3 |
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Power is all that is needed.
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I prefer my euphamism's to be more obscure. 'Just off to get the Groceries' 'You'll go blind doing that' |
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| LGHunter | Oct 5 2009, 10:27 PM Post #4 |
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Lost and tired...
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...That's right up there with "we went to the ballet" for "we went to a strip club". Whatever happened to the "being direct" thing? They're screwing. End of story. But then there is the thing with kids being around, so... Hmmm.... |
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| Dakatsu | Oct 5 2009, 11:58 PM Post #5 |
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FLYING PRESS
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I knew she was easy because she was always making bacon with the water gun. lolwut |
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| Silversword | Oct 6 2009, 01:05 AM Post #6 |
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your soul is mine
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Nearly anything can be a euphamism if you say it in the right tone. Nontheless, I did have to chuckle at "psychoanalyzing the Play Doh.". Now, who does that remind me of, mmm? ;p |
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| Feldoon | Oct 6 2009, 02:07 AM Post #7 |
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DYEL
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Well given it's a podgy material, I'd say it's the crazy stalker guy who's not here to defend himself because he's spent the last week-and-a-bit following East around in his daily routine. |
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| Twib | Oct 6 2009, 02:41 AM Post #8 |
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I want to be the keeper of the Reaper
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tickling the Hobbit Grinding the gates of Mordor... |
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| Sabre_Justice | Oct 6 2009, 04:58 AM Post #9 |
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Ask me about very angry cats
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I'm just going to exist here. |
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| csadn | Oct 6 2009, 06:25 AM Post #10 |
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Sharkopathic
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I'm reminded of the sequence in _High Anxiety_ where an entire room of head- shrinkers trying to discuss toilet-training are reduced to using "baby-talk" after some damned fool brings his kids to the panel.... :) |
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| AstroFenn | Oct 6 2009, 08:43 AM Post #11 |
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The Local Crazy
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I still think "Baking cookies" is my favourite one though "slaying the one eyed god" (probably yoinked from the poem: The green eyed little yellow god) is kinda weird. http://www.angelos.demon.co.uk/clare/literature/carew.html ^Poem^ |
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| Sabre_Justice | Oct 6 2009, 12:57 PM Post #12 |
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Ask me about very angry cats
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I think the redeeming feature of teaching sex ed is asking kids to write down all the euphemisms for body parts and sex acts that they know. My primary school class could make a Marine blush. |
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| csadn | Oct 7 2009, 06:00 AM Post #13 |
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Sharkopathic
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Never got to do that -- and I grew up around ex-Marines (among other ex-mil types). I have in fact had a biker gang tell me to watch my language.... >:) |
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| Sabre_Justice | Oct 7 2009, 08:04 AM Post #14 |
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Ask me about very angry cats
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Mind you, the job of the Marines is to make up new euphemisms for unlikely sex acts and post them on Urbandictionary.com. |
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| flyboy254 | Oct 7 2009, 09:48 AM Post #15 |
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Hunter: The only thing standing between us and the monsters
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I'd go to the site, but I'm to busy with my girlfriend. She's an expert at jumping on the Olsen twins. |
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| Metallix Brother | Oct 8 2009, 02:00 PM Post #16 |
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Resident Scientist
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After his drunken tirade, Mel Gibson began stretching the wet salami. What a classy fellow. |
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