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What. The. F***?; Mel Gibson's _The Passion of Igor_?
Topic Started: Sep 29 2009, 07:06 PM (1,024 Views)
csadn
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/artic...-new-movie.html

"What is Mel Gibson doing with that beaver?"
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Jeffk38uk
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Very odd, but a film to look at i guess given who the main star is.

Although I very much doubt he can top the man/puppet duo that is them:

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Daxmort
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RedFox742
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Actually, this film sounds great.
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Noir The Sable
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It sounds really interesting at first glance...

...but then again, I said the exact same thing about Final Destination, The Happening, Knowing, Cloverfield, and The Day After Tomorrow. And I ended up hating all o' them.
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Jeffk38uk
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Doesn't help the movies you highlighted were crap in general. Except Cloverfield, i thought tht was decent.
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Jeffk38uk,Sep 29 2009
03:24 PM
Doesn't help the movies you highlighted were crap in general. Except Cloverfield, i thought tht was decent.

Like I said, "looked interesting at first glance." =P

Also: Cloverfield. I liked the fact they were trying to put a new spin on it, but I still ended up hating it. Sure, it made things interesting to see from the viewpoint of John McEveryman helplessly caught in the middle of it all, but in the end, it felt like I was watching that one hand-cam of the streets of NY during 9/11, stretched out over two hours. I would've appreciated not nearly falling down the two flights of theatre steps to the parking garage afterwards from the vertigo of two hours through a camera with a bad case of the fits as well.

But we're getting aside from the point. =P

Why a beaver, though, of all things?
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Lothar Hex
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Noir The Sable,Sep 29 2009
10:12 PM
Why a beaver, though, of all things?

Vagina jokes. They're the very height of comedy don'tcheknow?
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It's better to have a dead animal on your piano, than an infected beaver on your organ.

My dad taught me that joke.

When I was a kid.

Twisted, eh?

The puppet isn't a euphamism. Not in the least. No sirree. Nuh-uh, no way. Not after this experience he had.
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There's no way this can go wrong. It has Mel Gibson talking to a hand puppet. If it succeeds, it'll be strangely heartwarming, if it fails, it'll be hilariously bad.
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Sabre_Justice,Sep 30 2009
01:41 AM
heartwarming

Ah, one of the two words in a trailer that instantly make me lose all interest in a film.
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deathninja,Sep 30 2009
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Sabre_Justice,Sep 30 2009
01:41 AM
heartwarming

Ah, one of the two words in a trailer that instantly make me lose all interest in a film.

What's the other one?
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Eastwood,Sep 30 2009
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deathninja,Sep 30 2009
06:55 AM
Sabre_Justice,Sep 30 2009
01:41 AM
heartwarming

Ah, one of the two words in a trailer that instantly make me lose all interest in a film.

What's the other one?

Is it "outrageous"? Because that'll do it for me.
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The Virus,Sep 30 2009
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Eastwood,Sep 30 2009
07:57 AM
deathninja,Sep 30 2009
06:55 AM
Sabre_Justice,Sep 30 2009
01:41 AM
heartwarming

Ah, one of the two words in a trailer that instantly make me lose all interest in a film.

What's the other one?

Is it "outrageous"? Because that'll do it for me.

Zany, though it's practically the same thing in my book.
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Eastwood,Sep 30 2009
06:57 AM
deathninja,Sep 30 2009
06:55 AM
Sabre_Justice,Sep 30 2009
01:41 AM
heartwarming

Ah, one of the two words in a trailer that instantly make me lose all interest in a film.

What's the other one?

'Teen'.
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Twib
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so your interest is guaged off of marketing rather than the film itself... guess the system does work.. just not in the right direction
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DanThe57,Sep 30 2009
04:58 PM
so your interest is guaged off of marketing rather than the film itself... guess the system does work.. just not in the right direction

No-you can spot the clunkers a mile away. There are sometimes sign posts however-

"Staring ASHTON KUTCHER!" (Oh this'll be bad...')

"Based of the hit video game!!" (BISON DOLLARS!)

"An epic story of one woman's struggle." (SNOooooorrreezzzz)

"*Insert ghetto term for being stead forth or forthwright in a dancing movie*" (Hastur, Hastur, Hast...)

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Hercule Pyro
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HunteRS,Sep 30 2009
05:05 PM
BISON DOLLARS!

Oh shush, that film was glorious.

HunteRS,Sep 30 2009
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(Hastur, Hastur, Hast...)

Don't you dare.
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HunteRS
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Eastwood,Sep 30 2009
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HunteRS,Sep 30 2009
05:05 PM
BISON DOLLARS!

Oh shush, that film was glorious.

HunteRS,Sep 30 2009
05:05 PM
(Hastur, Hastur, Hast...)

Don't you dare.

Oh no-Street fighter was a work of genius that eclipses Citizen Kane.

But just try to defend Bloodrayne or Wing Commander.
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Lothar Hex,Sep 29 2009
10:22 PM
Vagina jokes. They're the very height of comedy don'tcheknow?

Nah -- they've already done the Homicidal Twat Movie once.

Oh, and before that they made _Teeth_....

>:)
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Snowman000777
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Hey anyone think that real life dragon ball z movie will work out? Im really just curious about it and how people think of it.
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Snowman000777,Oct 1 2009
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Hey anyone think that real life dragon ball z movie will work out? Im really just curious about it and how people think of it.

Where have you been? Everyone thought it would be terrible. It came out. We were right, it was terrible. Now let us never speak of it again.

The Speed Racer movie was awesome though and I don't care what anyone says.
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Sabre_Justice,Oct 1 2009
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Snowman000777,Oct 1 2009
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Hey anyone think that real life dragon ball z movie will work out? Im really just curious about it and how people think of it.

Where have you been? Everyone thought it would be terrible. It came out. We were right, it was terrible. Now let us never speak of it again.

The Speed Racer movie was awesome though and I don't care what anyone says.

Personally, I'm waiting to see how that Cowboy Bebop movie'll end up.

Keanu as Spike ... eghh...
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Speed Racer was so damned good it made me go find out every other film Emile Hirsch was in. And earned back my respect for the Wachowskis.
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Noir The Sable,Oct 2 2009
06:20 AM
Sabre_Justice,Oct 1 2009
09:24 PM
Snowman000777,Oct 1 2009
06:50 PM
Hey anyone think that real life dragon ball z movie will work out? Im really just curious about it and how people think of it.

Where have you been? Everyone thought it would be terrible. It came out. We were right, it was terrible. Now let us never speak of it again.

The Speed Racer movie was awesome though and I don't care what anyone says.

Personally, I'm waiting to see how that Cowboy Bebop movie'll end up.

Keanu as Spike ... eghh...

Really though, they could do worse. Keanu may be a plank but Spike isn't the most emotive character I can think of anyway.
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