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"Police catch underwear thief"
Topic Started: Jul 23 2009, 01:38 PM (297 Views)
Quillian
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http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnough...oughNews&rpc=69
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BERLIN (Reuters) - German police uncovered over 1,000 pairs of underpants and more than 100 pairs of swimming trunks after catching a thief nabbing another three pairs for his collection.

The 46-year-old man was caught Sunday pinching three pairs of pants from a sports hall in the western town of Gelnhausen. Police then came across the enormous collection of underwear while searching his flat.

"They were all evidently in use, but had been washed and neatly stacked away," a police spokesman said Monday.

Police are now investigating where all the underwear came from. The suspect claims to have acquired then from car-boot sales and over the Internet.

(Reporting by Caroline Copley, editing by Paul Casciato)


Make of it what you will. (I'm trying to come up with a good joke about this, but I can't...)
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Jeffk38uk
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Well at least he'll have spares....

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step 3 profit?
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Trotim
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He just wanted to know how the Magic Panties act worked =<
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SoniCalvin
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This story has just made my day. I lol'd.
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DanThe57,Jul 23 2009
08:03 AM
step 3 profit?

That was the one where Kenny was smashed by a cart by the underwear-stealing gnomes, wasn't it?
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That it was!
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Sabre_Justice
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Germany. No surprise there!

Well I sorta expected Japan but I suppose there it wouldn't even make the news.
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Calbeck
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How d'ya keep over a thousand pairs of underwear "in use"?

...oh God no.

*inserts funnel in left ear, reaches for Brain Bleach*

Someone help me with this...?
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Quillian,Jul 23 2009
01:38 PM
(I'm trying to come up with a good joke about this, but I can't...)

"Is *that* why they're called 'kNICKers'?"

German, and Japan -- what is it about Losing Major Wars that turns societies into
pervert asylums? :)
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csadn,Jul 24 2009
06:27 AM
Quillian,Jul 23 2009
01:38 PM
(I'm trying to come up with a good joke about this, but I can't...)

"Is *that* why they're called 'kNICKers'?"

German, and Japan -- what is it about Losing Major Wars that turns societies into
pervert asylums? :)

I dunno about Germany, but Japan was like that long before they got nuked. Google it.
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Sabre_Justice,Jul 24 2009
08:27 AM
I dunno about Germany, but Japan was like that long before they got nuked. Google it.

True -- and before that point, most of Japan's wars were internal, so they lost
automatically.

Sometimes living in a country settled by Puritans is annoying -- but other times,
it's nice to know the shades of those buckle-shoed killjoys still linger in the
collective national mind like an IMAX shot of Dennis Franz's naked, hairy cop ass....

:)
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csadn,Jul 24 2009
09:10 AM
Sabre_Justice,Jul 24 2009
08:27 AM
I dunno about Germany, but Japan was like that long before they got nuked. Google it.

True -- and before that point, most of Japan's wars were internal, so they lost
automatically.

Sometimes living in a country settled by Puritans is annoying -- but other times,
it's nice to know the shades of those buckle-shoed killjoys still linger in the
collective national mind like an IMAX shot of Dennis Franz's naked, hairy cop ass....

:)

Well they survived the Mongol invasion by sheer luck (and a bigass storm), that's gotta count for something.

And besides, technically it's your fault that you were too prudish to actually mention genitalia in the censorship laws you wrote for them. Oh no, not allowed to show pubic hair in their porn, whatever will they do...
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Sabre_Justice,Jul 24 2009
08:27 AM
I dunno about Germany, but Japan was like that long before they got nuked. Google it.

Germany only got this fucked up after the first World War. For a non-fucked up Germany, try Switzerland.
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Dammit, Germany. Just, god dammit.
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Sabre_Justice,Jul 24 2009
11:10 AM
technically it's your fault that you were too prudish to actually mention genitalia in the censorship laws you wrote for them. Oh no, not allowed to show pubic hair in their porn, whatever will they do...

The US didn't write Japan's censorship laws -- the only laws the US wrote for Japan
were:

1) No Army;

2) No Navy;

3) No Air Force;

4) No military actions off Japanese territory.

This is why all of Japan's armed forces are referred to as "self-defense forces".
Also why their contribution to the Gulf War consisted of a Honking Great Check....

Oh, BTW: I wasn't around for that, so don't give me this "you did it" shit. :)
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csadn,Jul 25 2009
06:52 AM
Sabre_Justice,Jul 24 2009
11:10 AM
technically it's your fault that you were too prudish to actually mention genitalia in the censorship laws you wrote for them. Oh no, not allowed to show pubic hair in their porn, whatever will they do...

The US didn't write Japan's censorship laws -- the only laws the US wrote for Japan
were:

1) No Army;

2) No Navy;

3) No Air Force;

4) No military actions off Japanese territory.

This is why all of Japan's armed forces are referred to as "self-defense forces".
Also why their contribution to the Gulf War consisted of a Honking Great Check....

Oh, BTW: I wasn't around for that, so don't give me this "you did it" shit. :)

I think you oughta take a closer look at Wikipedia.
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Sabre_Justice,Jul 25 2009
08:59 AM
I think you oughta take a closer look at Wikipedia.

http://randazza.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/facepalm.jpg
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