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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 23 2009, 01:38 PM (297 Views) | |
| Quillian | Jul 23 2009, 01:38 PM Post #1 |
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http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnough...oughNews&rpc=69
Make of it what you will. (I'm trying to come up with a good joke about this, but I can't...) |
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| Jeffk38uk | Jul 23 2009, 02:01 PM Post #2 |
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Everything's great at your Junes.
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Well at least he'll have spares.... |
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| Twib | Jul 23 2009, 02:03 PM Post #3 |
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I want to be the keeper of the Reaper
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step 3 profit? |
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| Trotim | Jul 23 2009, 02:34 PM Post #4 |
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Idiot
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He just wanted to know how the Magic Panties act worked =< |
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| SoniCalvin | Jul 23 2009, 02:50 PM Post #5 |
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Not afraid of anything
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... This story has just made my day. I lol'd. |
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| LGHunter | Jul 23 2009, 05:42 PM Post #6 |
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Lost and tired...
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That was the one where Kenny was smashed by a cart by the underwear-stealing gnomes, wasn't it? |
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| Twib | Jul 23 2009, 06:54 PM Post #7 |
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I want to be the keeper of the Reaper
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That it was! |
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| Sabre_Justice | Jul 23 2009, 11:42 PM Post #8 |
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Ask me about very angry cats
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Germany. No surprise there! Well I sorta expected Japan but I suppose there it wouldn't even make the news. |
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| Calbeck | Jul 24 2009, 04:55 AM Post #9 |
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I got a lock on 'im...
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How d'ya keep over a thousand pairs of underwear "in use"? ...oh God no. *inserts funnel in left ear, reaches for Brain Bleach* Someone help me with this...? |
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| csadn | Jul 24 2009, 06:27 AM Post #10 |
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Sharkopathic
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"Is *that* why they're called 'kNICKers'?" German, and Japan -- what is it about Losing Major Wars that turns societies into pervert asylums? :) |
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| Sabre_Justice | Jul 24 2009, 08:27 AM Post #11 |
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Ask me about very angry cats
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I dunno about Germany, but Japan was like that long before they got nuked. Google it. |
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| csadn | Jul 24 2009, 09:10 AM Post #12 |
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Sharkopathic
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True -- and before that point, most of Japan's wars were internal, so they lost automatically. Sometimes living in a country settled by Puritans is annoying -- but other times, it's nice to know the shades of those buckle-shoed killjoys still linger in the collective national mind like an IMAX shot of Dennis Franz's naked, hairy cop ass.... :) |
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| Sabre_Justice | Jul 24 2009, 11:10 AM Post #13 |
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Ask me about very angry cats
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Well they survived the Mongol invasion by sheer luck (and a bigass storm), that's gotta count for something. And besides, technically it's your fault that you were too prudish to actually mention genitalia in the censorship laws you wrote for them. Oh no, not allowed to show pubic hair in their porn, whatever will they do... |
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| Trotim | Jul 24 2009, 01:11 PM Post #14 |
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Idiot
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Germany only got this fucked up after the first World War. For a non-fucked up Germany, try Switzerland. |
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| Kaempfer | Jul 24 2009, 08:25 PM Post #15 |
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Boop beep boop
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Dammit, Germany. Just, god dammit. |
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| csadn | Jul 25 2009, 06:52 AM Post #16 |
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Sharkopathic
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The US didn't write Japan's censorship laws -- the only laws the US wrote for Japan were: 1) No Army; 2) No Navy; 3) No Air Force; 4) No military actions off Japanese territory. This is why all of Japan's armed forces are referred to as "self-defense forces". Also why their contribution to the Gulf War consisted of a Honking Great Check.... Oh, BTW: I wasn't around for that, so don't give me this "you did it" shit. :) |
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| Sabre_Justice | Jul 25 2009, 08:59 AM Post #17 |
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Ask me about very angry cats
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I think you oughta take a closer look at Wikipedia. |
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| csadn | Jul 26 2009, 07:05 AM Post #18 |
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Sharkopathic
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http://randazza.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/facepalm.jpg |
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