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Guess who has Pig Aids!
Topic Started: Jul 21 2009, 04:12 AM (1,450 Views)
The Virus
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Keepin it odd like a motherfucking gastropod
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Ed Sigma,Jul 21 2009
05:26 PM
Talking of swine flu though, on the Tube today I noticed there were a whole load of documents left on all the seats. Having a look, it seems they were copies some nutter had made of his own swine flu conspiracy theory, how the government and the global banks are going to use the vaccinations to spread another strain of swine flu that will kill billions so they can, you guessed it, take over the world! The thing is ridiculous, it links in points like the global banks, veiled references to the Illuminanti, the Lincoln and Kennedy Assassinations and the fact that for years special terraforming planes have been holding back global warming by making whiter clouds or something(that one's new to me!). It really is a hilarious read, I may upload some of it later from the cd included in it (yes, as well as printing of enough copies to flood the tube with, this guy also included a copied CD with each one)!

Wow, the field of stark raving nutterism has come a long way since sandwich boards with "The End Is Nigh" written on them.

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that will kill billions so they can, you guessed it, take over the world!

I wonder, are mice immune to swine flu...?
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Being responsible
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The Virus,Jul 21 2009
07:17 PM
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that will kill billions so they can, you guessed it, take over the world!

I wonder, are mice immune to swine flu...?

See, that's what I though Ed's video would be when I clicked the link. XD
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Lost and tired...
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The Virus,Jul 21 2009
12:17 PM
Wow, the field of stark raving nutterism has come a long way since sandwich boards with "The End Is Nigh" written on them.

:blink: All I could think of is the rat that was wearing toast that read "the end is coming" written in jam, crying out "We're doooooooooooooooomed, the great flood is coming!" in Flushed Away...
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The Virus
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Since we're discussing our ailments: it ain't the Pork Plague, but I've had the galloping shits all day instead. A new Fables book arrived today, so I've made some good progress into that while I've been sitting. Where does it all come from?
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Korvaz
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Overwatch
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That's concentrated evil coming out of the back of you. Get an excorcist.
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Everything's great at your Junes.
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Korvaz,Jul 22 2009
11:12 PM
That's concentrated evil coming out of the back of you. Get an excorcist.

Or a concentrated electro-magnetic force trapped in an artifact that you have touched. In which case, Warehouse 13 staff will be arriving shortly.
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Thatcher Facepalm, for when all the socialism is just too much.
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You poor thing!, This post will probabbly be incocerant as I am up in NI Durinking (Orange jusie and vodka), with a girl (called ciara, don't touch or you'll burn your hands) who says hi BTW, and I'll have a fucking head case to-morrow. so byebye.

P.S.
I am not drunk... Yet.
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flyboy254
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You're right. It is incoherent. And I work in a theme park.
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HunteRS
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flyboy254,Jul 23 2009
02:57 AM
You're right. It is incoherent. And I work in a theme park.

....Feldoon's evil twin?

Wait no....Feldoon's GOOD twin?
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The Virus,Jul 22 2009
11:04 PM
Where does it all come from?

Manchester? :)

(My first GM was a Liverpudlian punk-rocker; mentioning "Manchester United" in his
presence got one thrown across the room. :) )

BTW: Which of the _EN_ Dark Gods would a Shit-Demon come under the control of?
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Calbeck
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I got a lock on 'im...
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Do we REALLY have a need-to-know on that datapak?
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Jeffk38uk
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HunteRS,Jul 23 2009
07:03 AM
flyboy254,Jul 23 2009
02:57 AM
You're right. It is incoherent. And I work in a theme park.

....Feldoon's evil twin?

Wait no....Feldoon's GOOD twin?

Please no, one more Feldoon, good or bad is just as worse.
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RedFox742
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Obama's got a gun...
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I had that mysterious ailment known as "pig hangover" yesterday.

I'm told it's contracted from drinking cranberry-juice vodkas like a pig.
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flyboy254
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Feldoon?
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Jeffk38uk
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flyboy254,Jul 23 2009
12:44 PM
Feldoon?

You'll meet him eventually. Actually, around here. It's hard not to. lol
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DYEL
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HunteRS,Jul 23 2009
08:03 AM
flyboy254,Jul 23 2009
02:57 AM
You're right. It is incoherent. And I work in a theme park.

....Feldoon's evil twin?

Wait no....Feldoon's GOOD twin?

No. That's Retro.
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Retrogamer!
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IT'S HERESY
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My childhood with my evil brother Fel was a rough life.
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Hercule Pyro
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You've done some terrible things, Mister Harry
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csadn,Jul 23 2009
07:07 AM
BTW: Which of the _EN_ Dark Gods would a Shit-Demon come under the control of?

None of the Four Major, but maybe a lesser one.
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Sabre_Justice
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Ask me about very angry cats
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Well I'm perfectly healthy and have been for years, besides the occasional cold and minor injuries!
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flyboy254
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Still doesn't answer my question! :blink:
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Calbeck
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I got a lock on 'im...
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RedFox742,Jul 23 2009
12:41 PM
I had that mysterious ailment known as "pig hangover" yesterday.

I'm told it's contracted from drinking cranberry-juice vodkas like a pig.

If that's what you were voluntarily drinkin', you were sick before ya got th' hangover.
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csadn
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Eastwood,Jul 23 2009
06:14 PM
None of the Four Major, but maybe a lesser one.

[nod] Who are some of the Demons Minor? (Sorry -- re-reading _Barlowe's
Inferno_ today.... :) )
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Hercule Pyro
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A very good question. The only one I ever recall creating was a Cthulhu-esque god of the sea.
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Eastwood,Jul 24 2009
06:50 AM
A very good question. The only one I ever recall creating was a Cthulhu-esque god of the sea.

If it weren't for the fact I know y'all don't go in for that sort of thing, I'd say, "Sounds
like the basis for a contest". :)
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Sabre_Justice
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Ask me about very angry cats
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Give me a day, and you'll have half a dozen concepts for minor chaos gods. Ah, overactive imagination... could be useful for something other than Sonic fanfic I'll thankfully never write.
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