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Guess who has Pig Aids!
Topic Started: Jul 21 2009, 04:12 AM (1,446 Views)
Lothar Hex
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Illogical
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I do I do!

*dies because the media says I have to*
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flyboy254
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Hunter: The only thing standing between us and the monsters
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Well, it was a life while it lasted. Now, who wants to loot his corpse and steal from his home? :lol:

Seriously, do you have the virus?
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Lothar Hex
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Haven't had any confirmed tests but y GP says in all likely hood I do. A girl at work who I sit across from has it, and I have a few of the symptons.
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HunteRS
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Power is all that is needed.
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Another convert to Nurgle! Join us.

90% sure I've been infected and am now coughing up a lung.
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Feldoon
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Given my job, I'm surprised I've not been infected.

Good luck with the ManSwine Flu, Lothar. Enjoy your inevitable day in bed.
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Pixellated
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Just be sure not to have any pork scratchings, lest it mutate further and we end up with a super-virus that only affects pub-dwellers.
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el-b
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dads been coughing up his lungs for the last few days and thats not unusual, but now hes claiming to have swine flu and wont go to the doctor because 'other people might get it'. yeah obviously his family arnt people lol.

i was hoping you would say uwe boll had it though, that would have made my morning a happier one.
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Twilight Angel
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Surely I'm not the only one who is deathly afraid of sneezing on public transports now? One sneeze and all nearby passengers start sharpening their pitchforks and lighting their tourches...
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The Virus
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Keepin it odd like a motherfucking gastropod
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Commiserations on your untimely death.

Damn this deadly plague! We'd only just started rebuilding the population from the decimation of bird flu!
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Jeffk38uk
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Everything's great at your Junes.
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I'm just waiting for the inevitable Fish Flu and Plant Flu and the human race will die of malnutrition or by flu.
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HunteRS
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Well spoke to the quack and they say it's Bacon Sandvich Influenza.
No work for a week-would be great if I didn't feel like a Baboon's anus.

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Twib
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to quote the SJGames twitter from a few months back

"First Avian, Now Swine flu? How much more pain must we take before we realize we should fight them back with biological warfare of our own!"

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HunteRS
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DanThe57,Jul 21 2009
12:04 PM
to quote the SJGames twitter from a few months back

"First Avian, Now Swine flu? How much more pain must we take before we realize we should fight them back with biological warfare of our own!"

Brb, farting in a pigs face.
RETRIBUTION!!
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Sabre_Justice
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I hope you've been nice to Raye.
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flyboy254
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Well, at this point, we're only a fwe evolutions away from a real working Z-Virus.

How bout it, Father Nurgle?
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Lost Cause
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Jesus is coming, look busy.
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BURN THE INFECTED!!!!!
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Ed Sigma
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Sorry to hear that man, still, probably nothing to worry about, a few days in bed and a lot of bowls of soup later, you'll be fine!

Talking of swine flu though, on the Tube today I noticed there were a whole load of documents left on all the seats. Having a look, it seems they were copies some nutter had made of his own swine flu conspiracy theory, how the government and the global banks are going to use the vaccinations to spread another strain of swine flu that will kill billions so they can, you guessed it, take over the world! The thing is ridiculous, it links in points like the global banks, veiled references to the Illuminanti, the Lincoln and Kennedy Assassinations and the fact that for years special terraforming planes have been holding back global warming by making whiter clouds or something(that one's new to me!). It really is a hilarious read, I may upload some of it later from the cd included in it (yes, as well as printing of enough copies to flood the tube with, this guy also included a copied CD with each one)!
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Pixellated
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Excuse the pun, but perhaps it's a viral marketing campaign?
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Hercule Pyro
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You've done some terrible things, Mister Harry
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Pixellated,Jul 21 2009
04:32 PM
Excuse the pun

I will not.

Still Lothar, did you try what my dad suggested?
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Ed Sigma
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Pixellated,Jul 21 2009
04:32 PM
Excuse the pun, but perhaps it's a viral marketing campaign?

Nah, there're no websites or links or anything listed in the text, and besides, viral marketing's a bit more cryptic, like "search for "such and such"", not four TL;DR pages of conspiracy bullshit that includes everything except Area 51
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HunteRS
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Lost Cause,Jul 21 2009
03:43 PM
BURN THE INFECTED!!!!!

....Bagsy Smoker.

Chicks go crazy about a man with a tongue to put Gene Simmons to shame.
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Kaempfer
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Boop beep boop
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flyboy254,Jul 20 2009
10:25 PM
Well, it was a life while it lasted. Now, who wants to loot his corpse and steal from his home? :lol:

I call his PC!

Hope you feel better soon. It could be worse; it could be regular flu.
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Retrogamer!
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Loth, if the worst happens, could I have your Megatron figure?

But in more seriousness, good luck on a quick recovery, mate.
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el-b
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'it seems they were copies some nutter had made of his own swine flu conspiracy theory, how the government and the global banks are going to use the vaccinations to spread another strain of swine flu that will kill billions so they can, you guessed it, take over the world!'

IF DAVID ICKE SAYS IT, IT MUST BE TRUE!

THE LIZARDS ARE EVERYWHERE, GET YOUR TIN FOIL HATS!
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Trotim
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At least it's not the normal influenza, because that'd be worse!
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