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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 20 2009, 04:37 PM (636 Views) | |
| Feldoon | Jun 21 2009, 07:08 PM Post #26 |
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DYEL
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I work at a shitty theme park. I have it worse. |
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| theinfestedheretic | Jun 21 2009, 11:12 PM Post #27 |
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A droog.
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Which hellhole, if I may ask? |
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| Pixellated | Jun 21 2009, 11:16 PM Post #28 |
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Pleasurewood Hills, the loveliest place on earth. Look, they even had a Teddy Bear's Picnic on Saturday, awwww. Just have a laugh at the irony of Feldoon being forced to provide people with happiness. |
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| theinfestedheretic | Jun 21 2009, 11:20 PM Post #29 |
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A droog.
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Look at all those faces, waiting to be disappointed. Have you heard of Action Park, by the way? A notorious theme park with its own death count and horrendous attractions that scared me away when I heard about numerous incidents taking place at each of these rides. Even the Mini Golf. Damn it. |
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| darknigth | Jun 22 2009, 01:40 AM Post #30 |
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Braulio Ragnarök
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This has no sense, what is wrong with keyboards? This wheel shit is going to make larger the time I go to bed when there is homework. Is it my imagination or did it said more than 2000 dollars for the version of 8GB of hard disk? I could barely pay for Tales of Symphonia 2, and I had to use some dirty tricks to get enough money to buy it. I have to stop buying the ingriedients for the nevados |
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| Pixellated | Jun 22 2009, 02:00 AM Post #31 |
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Quick tip: The Onion isn't a real news network. It makes up fake stories for comedy and satire purposes. This video was a parody of Apple's products, both useless new MacBooks, and the iPod's touch-wheel, as well as their pricing system. I'm afraid to say I need to offer you some extra research, if you're interested. |
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| csadn | Jun 22 2009, 06:54 AM Post #32 |
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Sharkopathic
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Ooh, yeah. But then, what does one expect from a park in *New Jersey*? "Looping Water Slide" -- oh, yeah, *that's* genius.... Tho' now I want to build a Figure-8 Go-kart Track.... >:) |
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| theinfestedheretic | Jun 22 2009, 07:07 AM Post #33 |
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A droog.
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Actually, a lot. I was such a spoiled brat back then. I demanded that I either ride on the loopy water slide (I could have cared less for my safety back then) or that I would be able to visit the (still defunct) Warner Brother's failure of a theme park, Jungle Habitat. Rumor still persists that exotic animals may have escaped and still reside around New Jersey today. |
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| Sabre_Justice | Jun 22 2009, 02:16 PM Post #34 |
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Ask me about very angry cats
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Can you dance while I beat people up to the song about big butts? |
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| Sabre_Justice | Jun 22 2009, 02:20 PM Post #35 |
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Ask me about very angry cats
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Now that one would be fun to work at, if only for shaedenfreude (sp), and bets. |
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| Pixellated | Jun 22 2009, 02:48 PM Post #36 |
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Schaaaaadenfreude! |
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| darknigth | Jun 22 2009, 09:51 PM Post #37 |
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Braulio Ragnarök
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Guess what, I didn't even knew a shit of that. And I don´t see where ''common sense'' enters in this shit. |
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| Pixellated | Jun 22 2009, 09:56 PM Post #38 |
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Common sense comes in when you need to think "This is both incredibly stupid, unergonomic, and not even Apple could make money with this product.". Just having a quick think about situations can save a lot of minor embarrassments on the way. |
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| Bariyou | Jun 23 2009, 08:55 AM Post #39 |
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Uoyirab
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I actually fell for it, up until the second time watching it, when I noticed that the station was called "Onion News Network". Wouldn't be surprised if Apple tried something like this anyway, though. |
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| Feldoon | Jun 23 2009, 12:15 PM Post #40 |
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DYEL
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I make little children cry. And big children. Big children who are at least 5'7'' and go running into their mother's arms just because the ride made a scary (albeit typical) noise that convinced the big baby her pod was going to break off and explode in a wonderful firework of glory. What a cunt. |
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| RedFox742 | Jun 23 2009, 04:32 PM Post #41 |
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Obama's got a gun...
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Not here, sadly. Again, this points to why you don't get Colbert. :P |
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| Pixellated | Jun 23 2009, 04:37 PM Post #42 |
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I get Colbert. I just don't find him particularly funny. |
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| Feldoon | Jun 23 2009, 06:29 PM Post #43 |
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DYEL
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That's because you have no laughter in your soul. |
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| theinfestedheretic | Jun 23 2009, 10:58 PM Post #44 |
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A droog.
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Actually, he may be a card-carrying Communist. |
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| csadn | Jun 24 2009, 06:25 AM Post #45 |
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Sharkopathic
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I get Colbert. I get he's a pretentious little twerp with a TV contract, like pretty-much everyone else in Whollyweird. |
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