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"Apple's New Keyboardless Laptop"; Very funny...
Topic Started: Jun 20 2009, 04:37 PM (636 Views)
Feldoon
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I work at a shitty theme park.

I have it worse.
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theinfestedheretic
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Feldoon,Jun 21 2009
07:08 PM
I work at a shitty theme park.

Which hellhole, if I may ask?
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Pixellated
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theinfestedheretic,Jun 22 2009
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Feldoon,Jun 21 2009
07:08 PM
I work at a shitty theme park.

Which hellhole, if I may ask?

Pleasurewood Hills, the loveliest place on earth. Look, they even had a Teddy Bear's Picnic on Saturday, awwww.

Just have a laugh at the irony of Feldoon being forced to provide people with happiness.
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Pixellated,Jun 21 2009
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theinfestedheretic,Jun 22 2009
12:12 AM
Feldoon,Jun 21 2009
07:08 PM
I work at a shitty theme park.

Which hellhole, if I may ask?

Pleasurewood Hills, the loveliest place on earth. Look, they even had a Teddy Bear's Picnic on Saturday, awwww.

Just have a laugh at the irony of Feldoon being forced to provide people with happiness.

Look at all those faces, waiting to be disappointed.

Have you heard of Action Park, by the way? A notorious theme park with its own death count and horrendous attractions that scared me away when I heard about numerous incidents taking place at each of these rides.

Even the Mini Golf. Damn it.
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darknigth
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This has no sense, what is wrong with keyboards?
This wheel shit is going to make larger the time I go to bed when there is homework.
Is it my imagination or did it said more than 2000 dollars for the version of 8GB of hard disk?
I could barely pay for Tales of Symphonia 2, and I had to use some dirty tricks to get enough money to buy it.
I have to stop buying the ingriedients for the nevados
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darknigth,Jun 22 2009
02:40 AM
This has no sense, what is wrong with keyboards?
This wheel shit is going to make larger the time I go to bed when there is homework.
Is it my imagination or did it said more than 2000 dollars for the version of 8GB of hard disk?
I could barely pay for Tales of Symphonia 2, and I had to use some dirty tricks to get enough money to buy it.
I have to stop buying the ingriedients for the nevados

Quick tip: The Onion isn't a real news network. It makes up fake stories for comedy and satire purposes. This video was a parody of Apple's products, both useless new MacBooks, and the iPod's touch-wheel, as well as their pricing system.

I'm afraid to say I need to offer you some extra research, if you're interested.
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theinfestedheretic,Jun 21 2009
11:20 PM
Have you heard of Action Park, by the way?

Ooh, yeah. But then, what does one expect from a park in *New Jersey*?

"Looping Water Slide" -- oh, yeah, *that's* genius....

Tho' now I want to build a Figure-8 Go-kart Track.... >:)
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csadn,Jun 22 2009
06:54 AM
Ooh, yeah. But then, what does one expect from a park in *New Jersey*?

Actually, a lot. I was such a spoiled brat back then.
I demanded that I either ride on the loopy water slide (I could have cared less for my safety back then) or that I would be able to visit the (still defunct) Warner Brother's failure of a theme park, Jungle Habitat.

Rumor still persists that exotic animals may have escaped and still reside around New Jersey today.
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Col.Feren,Jun 21 2009
02:22 PM
Sabre_Justice,Jun 21 2009
03:12 PM
The way the costs add up I may as well pay a guy to walk around behind me all day with a boom box.

Well I'm short of cash and have nothing to do for, oh the next 2 months -Thanks to summer hols. ;)

Can you dance while I beat people up to the song about big butts?
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theinfestedheretic,Jun 21 2009
11:20 PM
Pixellated,Jun 21 2009
11:16 PM
theinfestedheretic,Jun 22 2009
12:12 AM
Feldoon,Jun 21 2009
07:08 PM
I work at a shitty theme park.

Which hellhole, if I may ask?

Pleasurewood Hills, the loveliest place on earth. Look, they even had a Teddy Bear's Picnic on Saturday, awwww.

Just have a laugh at the irony of Feldoon being forced to provide people with happiness.

Look at all those faces, waiting to be disappointed.

Have you heard of Action Park, by the way? A notorious theme park with its own death count and horrendous attractions that scared me away when I heard about numerous incidents taking place at each of these rides.

Even the Mini Golf. Damn it.

Now that one would be fun to work at, if only for shaedenfreude (sp), and bets.
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Sabre_Justice,Jun 22 2009
03:20 PM
Now that one would be fun to work at, if only for shaedenfreude (sp), and bets.

Schaaaaadenfreude!
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Pixellated Posted on Jun 21 2009, 08:00 PM
  QUOTE (darknigth @ Jun 22 2009, 02:40 AM)
This has no sense, what is wrong with keyboards?
This wheel shit is going to make larger the time I go to bed when there is homework.
Is it my imagination or did it said more than 2000 dollars for the version of 8GB of hard disk?
I could barely pay for Tales of Symphonia 2, and I had to use some dirty tricks to get enough money to buy it.
I have to stop buying the ingriedients for the nevados 


Quick tip: The Onion isn't a real news network. It makes up fake stories for comedy and satire purposes. This video was a parody of Apple's products, both useless new MacBooks, and the iPod's touch-wheel, as well as their pricing system.

I'm afraid to say I need to offer you some extra research, if you're interested. 


Guess what, I didn't even knew a shit of that.
And I don´t see where ''common sense'' enters in this shit.
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darknigth,Jun 22 2009
10:51 PM
And I don´t see where ''common sense'' enters in this shit.

Common sense comes in when you need to think "This is both incredibly stupid, unergonomic, and not even Apple could make money with this product.". Just having a quick think about situations can save a lot of minor embarrassments on the way.
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I actually fell for it, up until the second time watching it, when I noticed that the station was called "Onion News Network". Wouldn't be surprised if Apple tried something like this anyway, though.
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Pixellated,Jun 22 2009
12:16 AM
Just have a laugh at the irony of Feldoon being forced to provide people with happiness.

I make little children cry.

And big children. Big children who are at least 5'7'' and go running into their mother's arms just because the ride made a scary (albeit typical) noise that convinced the big baby her pod was going to break off and explode in a wonderful firework of glory.

What a cunt.
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Pixellated,Jun 20 2009
04:45 PM
to say he's a bit right wing is an understatement.

Not here, sadly.

Again, this points to why you don't get Colbert. :P
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RedFox742,Jun 23 2009
05:32 PM
Pixellated,Jun 20 2009
04:45 PM
to say he's a bit right wing is an understatement.

Not here, sadly.

Again, this points to why you don't get Colbert. :P

I get Colbert. I just don't find him particularly funny.
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Pixellated,Jun 23 2009
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RedFox742,Jun 23 2009
05:32 PM
Pixellated,Jun 20 2009
04:45 PM
to say he's a bit right wing is an understatement.

Not here, sadly.

Again, this points to why you don't get Colbert. :P

I get Colbert. I just don't find him particularly funny.

That's because you have no laughter in your soul.
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Feldoon,Jun 23 2009
06:29 PM
Pixellated,Jun 23 2009
05:37 PM
RedFox742,Jun 23 2009
05:32 PM
Pixellated,Jun 20 2009
04:45 PM
to say he's a bit right wing is an understatement.

Not here, sadly.

Again, this points to why you don't get Colbert. :P

I get Colbert. I just don't find him particularly funny.

That's because you have no laughter in your soul.

Actually, he may be a card-carrying Communist.
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RedFox742,Jun 23 2009
04:32 PM
Again, this points to why you don't get Colbert. :P

I get Colbert.

I get he's a pretentious little twerp with a TV contract, like pretty-much everyone
else in Whollyweird.
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