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Lesbian Vampire Killers
Topic Started: Mar 8 2009, 01:08 AM (577 Views)
Pixellated
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Anyone off to see this when it comes out? James Corden's a leg end, and it looks like a current rival to FAQ About Time Travel.
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LGHunter
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Please tell me that this is a joke. Please?
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Pixellated
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Nope, it's an actual film. Trailer's here. Very parody though, like Shaun of the Dead.
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LGHunter
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>_<

That scares me. Yeesh... what they won't think of next...
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Meh, I gotta see Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter first.
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This one does earn points from me for having Paul McGann in, and come to think of it the trailer does make it look like what would happen if Withnail & I wandered onto the set of an early seventies Hammer/euro horror, I may check it out but I doubt it's going to be the next Shaun of the Dead.
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You've done some terrible things, Mister Harry
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Pixellated,Mar 8 2009
01:08 AM
Anyone off to see this when it comes out? James Corden's a leg end, and it looks like a current rival to FAQ About Time Travel.

That's the one with the Two Guys from Gavin and Stacey?

Given that I can't stand 'em, I'll probably pass.
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I think the main question is-why would you want to kill lesbian vampires?

Giggity.
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Hercule Pyro
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Because they're vampires.
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Eastwood,Mar 8 2009
12:26 PM
Because they're vampires.

You gotta look past the flaws man.
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Why do that when I can set them on fire?
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HunteRS,Mar 8 2009
12:17 PM
I think the main question is-why would you want to kill lesbian vampires?

Because their monthly rituals are absolutely disgusting.
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Feldoon,Mar 8 2009
10:15 AM
Because their monthly rituals are absolutely disgusting.

Yes, yes they are.
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It's like the month for the particularly odd combination films that we secretly think we should hate but might actually like and enjoy month huh.
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Paul McGann is the new Bela Lugosi.

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Eastwood,Mar 8 2009
11:47 AM
Pixellated,Mar 8 2009
01:08 AM
Anyone off to see this when it comes out? James Corden's a leg end, and it looks like a current rival to FAQ About Time Travel.

That's the one with the Two Guys from Gavin and Stacey?

Given that I can't stand 'em, I'll probably pass.

That was roughly what I thought upon seeing a poster of the film (apart from the fact I've never glanced at Gavin and Stacey, I just recognised the two male leads).

Upon seeing a trailer for it I have a detest for the film.
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I dunno, I just don't find them funny. Gavin and Stacey isn't a bad show, to be fair (Although not my cup of tea) but I'm worried the Beeb will hype the two blokes into being the next shitty catchphrase sketch show.
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I'm about 5 mins into it (Horne & Corden), and... it's just playing on stereotypes of people that I generally don't find funny.

Seven minutes in. I'm stopping watching now.
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Sabre_Justice,Mar 8 2009
02:46 AM
Meh, I gotta see Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter first.

Don't bother. It went straight past "so bad it's good" and into fail.
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What happened to the awesome vampires? Like Lestat. You could always depend on Lestat to be the most awesome vampire...
I wonder what a parody of Lestat would turn out as?

NOTE: Lestat from the books by Anne Rice. Just in case there was any confusion.
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Chi,Mar 13 2009
04:48 PM
NOTE: Lestat from the books by Anne Rice. Just in case there was any confusion.

Anything by Anne Rice isn't awesome. Ever.
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...yeah.
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Chi,Mar 13 2009
04:48 PM
What happened to the awesome vampires? Like Lestat. You could always depend on Lestat to be the most awesome vampire...
I wonder what a parody of Lestat would turn out as?

NOTE: Lestat from the books by Anne Rice. Just in case there was any confusion.

They were all in 30 days of Night.

Or they are Smilin' Jack from the World of Darkness game.
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Apparently every reviewer and newspaper across the land has absolutely slated it.

Except the Sun.

Make of that what you will.
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That it is a fantastic movie and we should all plan a group trip to go view it?
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