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Well, HERE'S an interesting find.; The Institution for Zombie Awareness
Topic Started: Jan 5 2008, 03:00 AM (405 Views)
SoniCalvin
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Not afraid of anything
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Helping your community, one zombie at a time.
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Bariyou
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Ah, Internet.
Where you can make anything, no matter how moronic, sound and look so very official. :D
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Jeffk38uk
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Everything's great at your Junes.
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This website FAILS in the use of paragraphs.
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Captain Wonderful
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I agree. It gave me TL;DR sydrome.
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Feldoon
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Time and commitment went into that.
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Jeffk38uk
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Hmm, after reading a few things, it just doesnt beat the FULLY detailed book called

"Zombie Survival Guide: Complete protection from the living dead" by Max Brooks.
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Pixellated
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Jeffk38uk,Jan 5 2008
05:10 PM
Hmm, after reading a few things, it just doesnt beat the FULLY detailed book called

"Zombie Survival Guide: Complete protection from the living dead" by Max Brooks.

That's a very good read; I borrowed it for a few hours from a friend to flick through, never managed to finish it.
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HunteRS
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And after you've read that go read World War Z by Max. It is awesome and win, full of black humor and manly manliness.
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Ed Sigma
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HunteRS,Jan 5 2008
04:56 PM
And after you've read that go read World War Z by Max. It is awesome and win, full of black humor and manly manliness.

Too true, it's a superb read, it works on so many levels, one of the best zombie related things ever!
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Captain Wonderful
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I'm more interested in preparing for the fight against aliens.
I hate aliens.
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The Virus
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Xenophobe! >:O

I think the record will show that I loathe the undead.
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Dark Comet
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Captain Wonderful,Jan 6 2008
02:16 PM
I'm more interested in preparing for the fight against aliens.
I hate aliens.

Surely you'll spare the Space Lesbians?
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HunteRS
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Dark Comet,Jan 6 2008
03:18 PM
Captain Wonderful,Jan 6 2008
02:16 PM
I'm more interested in preparing for the fight against aliens.
I hate aliens.

Surely you'll spare the Space Lesbians?

...And there's my race to create when SPORE comes out.
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Jeffk38uk
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HunteRS,Jan 6 2008
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Dark Comet,Jan 6 2008
03:18 PM
Captain Wonderful,Jan 6 2008
02:16 PM
I'm more interested in preparing for the fight against aliens.
I hate aliens.

Surely you'll spare the Space Lesbians?

...And there's my race to create when SPORE comes out.

That or play Mass Effect for the hot alien lesbian action you can get.

Still not there yet. Damn.
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TheHitchhiker
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While the records show that zombies are indeed a menace to be dealt with, this does not indicate that they could not be useful if utilized properly.
For example, when properly "motivated", I believe they could easily solve America's migrant worker problem.
See? You have the perfect worker. Never tired, never need breaks, no family, no sleep, they can work 24/7 for AT LEAST 5 years.... longer if properly cared for.
It's a fanTASTIC resource, you've just got to harness it properly. (Ideally, with short chains)
OOH, and best of all!
NO DENTAL.
^_^
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Jeffk38uk
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They do have limited use though. They can't operate heavy machinary, perform simple tasks or lift weights a normal human can or tackle any problems that may occur during work. An underling worker race would help, but at least they have the brains to achieve it. Zombies have no such ability.
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TheHitchhiker
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They COULD however, eliminate the need for costly heavy transport.
For example:
Point A has a tractor on a wheeled base, tethered to a small swarm of chained undead.
Point B has, I dunno, some dude. Let's assume he's insulted your gramma or something. Who cares, we don't like him.
So your zomb-ployees go to point B, and incidentally, bring their heavy load with them.
And the guy? Hell, film the results, sell it to Hollywood, and you've got a great death scene for token ethnic dude/token arsehole/Ensign Ricky.
Everybody's happy.
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Hercule Pyro
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Captain Wonderful,Jan 6 2008
02:16 PM
I'm more interested in preparing for the fight against aliens.
I hate aliens.

Well, if it's anything from the Whoniverse, we just need Captain Jack to shag it.

Personally? I'm holding out for Orks.
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Ed Sigma
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TheHitchhiker,Jan 6 2008
04:49 PM
Hell, film the results, sell it to Hollywood...

Sorry, it's been done!
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HunteRS
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Eastwood,Jan 6 2008
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Captain Wonderful,Jan 6 2008
02:16 PM
I'm more interested in preparing for the fight against aliens.
I hate aliens.

Well, if it's anything from the Whoniverse, we just need Captain Jack to shag it.

Personally? I'm holding out for Orks.

And then the Human race were Digga's.
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Captain Wonderful
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Enjoy piracy responsibly
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Dark Comet,Jan 6 2008
03:18 PM
Captain Wonderful,Jan 6 2008
02:16 PM
I'm more interested in preparing for the fight against aliens.
I hate aliens.

Surely you'll spare the Space Lesbians?

I'll spare all babeliens.
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