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| Well, HERE'S an interesting find.; The Institution for Zombie Awareness | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 5 2008, 03:00 AM (405 Views) | |
| SoniCalvin | Jan 5 2008, 03:00 AM Post #1 |
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Not afraid of anything
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Helping your community, one zombie at a time. |
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| Bariyou | Jan 5 2008, 07:00 AM Post #2 |
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Uoyirab
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Ah, Internet. Where you can make anything, no matter how moronic, sound and look so very official. :D |
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| Jeffk38uk | Jan 5 2008, 02:41 PM Post #3 |
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Everything's great at your Junes.
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This website FAILS in the use of paragraphs. |
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| Captain Wonderful | Jan 5 2008, 02:53 PM Post #4 |
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Enjoy piracy responsibly
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I agree. It gave me TL;DR sydrome. |
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| Feldoon | Jan 5 2008, 04:05 PM Post #5 |
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DYEL
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Time and commitment went into that. |
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| Jeffk38uk | Jan 5 2008, 04:10 PM Post #6 |
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Everything's great at your Junes.
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Hmm, after reading a few things, it just doesnt beat the FULLY detailed book called "Zombie Survival Guide: Complete protection from the living dead" by Max Brooks. |
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| Pixellated | Jan 5 2008, 04:48 PM Post #7 |
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Being responsible
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That's a very good read; I borrowed it for a few hours from a friend to flick through, never managed to finish it. |
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| HunteRS | Jan 5 2008, 04:56 PM Post #8 |
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Power is all that is needed.
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And after you've read that go read World War Z by Max. It is awesome and win, full of black humor and manly manliness. |
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| Ed Sigma | Jan 5 2008, 05:08 PM Post #9 |
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Science is your friend!
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Too true, it's a superb read, it works on so many levels, one of the best zombie related things ever! |
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| Captain Wonderful | Jan 6 2008, 02:16 PM Post #10 |
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Enjoy piracy responsibly
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I'm more interested in preparing for the fight against aliens. I hate aliens. |
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| The Virus | Jan 6 2008, 02:34 PM Post #11 |
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Keepin it odd like a motherfucking gastropod
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Xenophobe! >:O I think the record will show that I loathe the undead. |
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| Dark Comet | Jan 6 2008, 03:18 PM Post #12 |
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Hoo am I
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Surely you'll spare the Space Lesbians? |
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| HunteRS | Jan 6 2008, 03:20 PM Post #13 |
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Power is all that is needed.
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...And there's my race to create when SPORE comes out. |
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| Jeffk38uk | Jan 6 2008, 03:26 PM Post #14 |
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Everything's great at your Junes.
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That or play Mass Effect for the hot alien lesbian action you can get. Still not there yet. Damn. |
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| TheHitchhiker | Jan 6 2008, 04:30 PM Post #15 |
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Scum
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While the records show that zombies are indeed a menace to be dealt with, this does not indicate that they could not be useful if utilized properly. For example, when properly "motivated", I believe they could easily solve America's migrant worker problem. See? You have the perfect worker. Never tired, never need breaks, no family, no sleep, they can work 24/7 for AT LEAST 5 years.... longer if properly cared for. It's a fanTASTIC resource, you've just got to harness it properly. (Ideally, with short chains) OOH, and best of all! NO DENTAL. ^_^ |
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| Jeffk38uk | Jan 6 2008, 04:39 PM Post #16 |
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Everything's great at your Junes.
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They do have limited use though. They can't operate heavy machinary, perform simple tasks or lift weights a normal human can or tackle any problems that may occur during work. An underling worker race would help, but at least they have the brains to achieve it. Zombies have no such ability. |
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| TheHitchhiker | Jan 6 2008, 04:49 PM Post #17 |
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Scum
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They COULD however, eliminate the need for costly heavy transport. For example: Point A has a tractor on a wheeled base, tethered to a small swarm of chained undead. Point B has, I dunno, some dude. Let's assume he's insulted your gramma or something. Who cares, we don't like him. So your zomb-ployees go to point B, and incidentally, bring their heavy load with them. And the guy? Hell, film the results, sell it to Hollywood, and you've got a great death scene for token ethnic dude/token arsehole/Ensign Ricky. Everybody's happy. |
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| Hercule Pyro | Jan 6 2008, 04:51 PM Post #18 |
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You've done some terrible things, Mister Harry
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Well, if it's anything from the Whoniverse, we just need Captain Jack to shag it. Personally? I'm holding out for Orks. |
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| Ed Sigma | Jan 6 2008, 04:57 PM Post #19 |
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Science is your friend!
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Sorry, it's been done! |
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| HunteRS | Jan 6 2008, 05:24 PM Post #20 |
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Power is all that is needed.
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And then the Human race were Digga's. |
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| Captain Wonderful | Jan 7 2008, 12:04 AM Post #21 |
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Enjoy piracy responsibly
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I'll spare all babeliens. |
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