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Mom books Stripper for Teenage Son; Best Birthday Gift ever?
Topic Started: Nov 8 2007, 09:13 PM (213 Views)
Drach'nyen
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The infrequent poster
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Link to the Article.

For a little example of the brilliance:
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Instead of a gorilla, an adult performer showed up at Arnold High School in Nottingham dressed as a policewoman and spanked the boy 16 times in front of his classmates, the newspaper said.

She stripped to her underwear while dancing to a Britney Spears song and asked the teenager to rub cream all over her body before the “stunned” teacher called an end to the act.


Now why can't anything like that happen stateside?
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I'm decent company...
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Lackey
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That is pretty freakin cool,except it's a little awkward for the mom to have called the stripper shouldn't it be the dad?
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kalvaza
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Haha! That's classic! Shame for the birthday boy, though. :lol:
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Jeffk38uk
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Everything's great at your Junes.
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One of the few times where mistakes like this are a good thing. XD
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Sabre_Justice
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...GAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Did the mum call the wrong place or what?

This just proves that if you want a gorillagram done right, just get a crazy relative, friend or casual acquaintance to do it. Otherwise you never know what might happen.
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HAL OVER 9000!!!
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That boy is a great example of how one can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
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