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| Nebraska senator sues God; because us Americans WILL sue anyone... | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Sep 21 2007, 06:43 PM (516 Views) | |
| Lexum | Sep 21 2007, 06:43 PM Post #1 |
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Add pineapples for fun!
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Yahoo! News link |
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| Hercule Pyro | Sep 21 2007, 06:51 PM Post #2 |
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You've done some terrible things, Mister Harry
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BILLY CONNOLLY'D |
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| Jeffk38uk | Sep 21 2007, 07:21 PM Post #3 |
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Everything's great at your Junes.
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Apparently the reason for this is to show that anyone can sue anybody and that there are flaws in the system. Even so, what Eastwood said. |
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| Raye | Sep 21 2007, 07:47 PM Post #4 |
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Y U NO REED RUELZ
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I'm actually curious to see how this turns out. |
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| Digitalpotato | Sep 21 2007, 09:08 PM Post #5 |
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Rank of Some Significance
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God turns the senator into a pillar of salt but is then sued for murder. |
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| Bariyou | Sep 21 2007, 10:13 PM Post #6 |
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Uoyirab
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Senator wins lawsuit. God is mandated, by law, to give senator the power to create. Senator makes new creature. People begin debates about whether it was created, or it evolved. Senator is driven into seclusion, as more and more people suggest he is the anti-christ. Senator dies, and we all move on with our lives. That's what'll happen, totally. |
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| Sabre_Justice | Sep 22 2007, 01:25 AM Post #7 |
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Ask me about very angry cats
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There's already been a movie made about this. This is another reason on my list of things that indicate real life has become a South Park episode. |
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| Surron | Sep 22 2007, 08:56 AM Post #8 |
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I'm focused. Fo- Shiny!!
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Hey, that senator took my plan... Aw well. I'll figure out some other powerful deity to sue. Maybe I'll sue Anubis and Hades for causing death... |
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| Raye | Sep 22 2007, 03:23 PM Post #9 |
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Y U NO REED RUELZ
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Except in real life when Kenny dies he stays dead. Poor Kenny. |
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| sephirothq | Oct 12 2007, 10:40 PM Post #10 |
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Blood! There's blood in my pants!!!
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Hey, if he can sue God, does that mean I can eat the devil now? I want a Satan sandwhich with mustard, prosciutto, and provolone. |
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| Hercule Pyro | Oct 12 2007, 10:48 PM Post #11 |
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You've done some terrible things, Mister Harry
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It does mean you can stop dragging topics up from the dead. |
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