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Nebraska senator sues God; because us Americans WILL sue anyone...
Topic Started: Sep 21 2007, 06:43 PM (516 Views)
Lexum
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Add pineapples for fun!
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Yahoo! News link
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Hercule Pyro
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You've done some terrible things, Mister Harry
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BILLY CONNOLLY'D
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Jeffk38uk
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Everything's great at your Junes.
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Apparently the reason for this is to show that anyone can sue anybody and that there are flaws in the system.

Even so, what Eastwood said.
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Raye
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Y U NO REED RUELZ
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I'm actually curious to see how this turns out.
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Digitalpotato
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Rank of Some Significance
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God turns the senator into a pillar of salt but is then sued for murder.
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Bariyou
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Senator wins lawsuit.
God is mandated, by law, to give senator the power to create.
Senator makes new creature.
People begin debates about whether it was created, or it evolved.
Senator is driven into seclusion, as more and more people suggest he is the anti-christ.
Senator dies, and we all move on with our lives.

That's what'll happen, totally.
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Sabre_Justice
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Ask me about very angry cats
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There's already been a movie made about this.

This is another reason on my list of things that indicate real life has become a South Park episode.
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Surron
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I'm focused. Fo- Shiny!!
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Hey, that senator took my plan... Aw well. I'll figure out some other powerful deity to sue. Maybe I'll sue Anubis and Hades for causing death...
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Raye
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Y U NO REED RUELZ
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Sabre_Justice,Sep 21 2007
08:25 PM
This is another reason on my list of things that indicate real life has become a South Park episode.

Except in real life when Kenny dies he stays dead. Poor Kenny.
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sephirothq
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Hey, if he can sue God, does that mean I can eat the devil now?

I want a Satan sandwhich with mustard, prosciutto, and provolone.
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Hercule Pyro
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You've done some terrible things, Mister Harry
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sephirothq,Oct 12 2007
10:40 PM
Hey, if he can sue God, does that mean I can eat the devil now?

I want a Satan sandwhich with mustard, prosciutto, and provolone.

It does mean you can stop dragging topics up from the dead.
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