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Woman gets locked in the loo
Topic Started: Sep 20 2007, 07:34 PM (262 Views)
Jeffk38uk
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Nothing else you can say really but unfortunate but funny.

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/north_y...ire/7004943.stm
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I was once trapped in a toilet cubicle, though not all night, only about ten minutes. It was in my halls of residence at uni, I let the door shut behind me before I noticed that someone had nicked the handle on the inside, so there was no way I could open it again. And being a little claustrophobic, it was not barrell of laughs I can tell you. I was able to escape by climbing over the wall of the cubicle, which was not that easy being as I am a fat bastard. That same week, I then got trapped in the hall's lift with five other people. I miss that place.
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I'd just bust the door down. It's not like they're that strong.

At least she didn't have to worry about needing to go to the toilet!
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Sabre_Justice,Sep 20 2007
09:33 PM
I'd just bust the door down. It's not like they're that strong.

At least she didn't have to worry about needing to go to the toilet!


You'd be buggered if it were those singular round ones you see in the street with those sliding doors.
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Ed Sigma
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Sabre_Justice Posted on Sep 20 2007, 09:33 PM
  I'd just bust the door down. It's not like they're that strong.



Problem with trying that is there's no room to work with in a cubicle, you can't get into the right position to force it or kick it, and there's no chance of a run-up to smash it open. As I myself discovered on that day. I still rekon parts of my hall were possessed by the powers of darkness.
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Ed Sigma,Sep 20 2007
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Sabre_Justice Posted on Sep 20 2007, 09:33 PM
  I'd just bust the door down. It's not like they're that strong.



Problem with trying that is there's no room to work with in a cubicle, you can't get into the right position to force it or kick it, and there's no chance of a run-up to smash it open. As I myself discovered on that day. I still rekon parts of my hall were possessed by the powers of darkness.

Dark sharp tentacles and blood shot red eyed snakes the length of the building roam around the corridors while trying to ressurect itself?
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Jeffk38uk Posted on Sep 20 2007, 11:04 PM
  Dark sharp tentacles and blood shot red eyed snakes the length of the building roam around the corridors while trying to ressurect itself? 


No, but I did hear rats within the walls, it tried to trap me forever on more than one occasion, my room was always the temperature of hell, and corridors and staircases did have a weird, souless presence to them. The actual design of the building was (I'm shitting you not) based on that of a mental instituition, and it felt like it.
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Ed Sigma,Sep 21 2007
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Jeffk38uk Posted on Sep 20 2007, 11:04 PM
  Dark sharp tentacles and blood shot red eyed snakes the length of the building roam around the corridors while trying to ressurect itself? 


No, but I did hear rats within the walls, it tried to trap me forever on more than one occasion, my room was always the temperature of hell, and corridors and staircases did have a weird, souless presence to them. The actual design of the building was (I'm shitting you not) based on that of a mental instituition, and it felt like it.

Well I have heard that higher education is supposed to drive you insane; maybe it was preparation for that one fateful day...
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If she weren't old, I'd have suggested climbing over or under it (I'm not sure if they're the same in the US, so whatever) and then laughed.
So instead, I'm just going to laugh, and be glad that it didn't explode into a lolsuit (see: lawsuit) like it would have in the States.
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Jeffk38uk,Sep 20 2007
09:35 PM
Sabre_Justice,Sep 20 2007
09:33 PM
I'd just bust the door down. It's not like they're that strong.

At least she didn't have to worry about needing to go to the toilet!


You'd be buggered if it were those singular round ones you see in the street with those sliding doors.

Indeed I would. I'd probably have liable grounds to sue without being mocked on the internet then though. Not much anyway.

And true, the confined space is a problem... but it also makes forcing the door open a possibility...
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John Davidson of Rydale District Council said: "Very unfortunately Mrs Coles was locked into our public toilets overnight which was extremely unfortunate.


How many thimes can you say unfortunately?
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DarkOverord,Sep 21 2007
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John Davidson of Rydale District Council said: "Very unfortunately Mrs Coles was locked into our public toilets overnight which was extremely unfortunate.


How many thimes can you say unfortunately?

As much times that unfortunate is unfortunately a viable word for use in such unfortunate situations such as this lady who was in such an unfortunate position.

Unfortunately.
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DarkOverord,Sep 21 2007
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John Davidson of Rydale District Council said: "Very unfortunately Mrs Coles was locked into our public toilets overnight which was extremely unfortunate.


How many thimes can you say unfortunately?

It's like when a ride pisses up at a theme park.

"Hopefully it'll be fixed in half an hour, we hope".

Then when they come back: "Hey, I only said it would hopefully be open by now, come back in an hour. Then it might hopefully be open, we hope.".
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