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Uwe Boll's Alone In The Dark
Topic Started: Jan 28 2006, 04:04 PM (292 Views)
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Well I just watched the film (not by choice i told my dad not to go out and rent it last night but he did) And i agree about 95% with lothar that it is absolute crap theres only 5% goodness in teh film and its watching people being killed by cute creatures :)

They really are nice.
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ApathyMan
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I AM YOUR KING!!!
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Well, if you liked Alone in the Dark, then you'll love...

IN THE NAME OF THE KING:
A Dungeon Siege Tale


Here's the trailer to Uwe Boll's next great epic:

http://www.movie-list.com/trailers.php?id=inthenameoftheking

"A simple farmer... who knows extensive martial arts and swardsmanship skills."
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XanderMorhaime
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No taste at all...
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ApathyMan,Jan 29 2006
04:53 PM
"A simple farmer... who knows extensive martial arts and swardsmanship skills."

Well, at least we know he got *one* bit of the game down right.

At least I can relax, safe in the knowledge that, given how things are going, it'll be a looong time until we see any Uwe Boll movies in cinemas in Poland. No sign of Bloodrayne yet, don't think they ever showed Alone in the Dark either. And I'm going to pray the trend keeps up.

Any news on Uwe Boll wanting to make that MGS movie, then?
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ApathyMan,Jan 29 2006
10:53 AM
Well, if you liked Alone in the Dark, then you'll love...

IN THE NAME OF THE KING:
A Dungeon Siege Tale


Here's the trailer to Uwe Boll's next great epic:

http://www.movie-list.com/trailers.php?id=inthenameoftheking

"A simple farmer... who knows extensive martial arts and swardsmanship skills."

Posted Image

HACK THE PLANET!
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HunteRS
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Power is all that is needed.
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If Boll even THINKS about making a MGS movie I'll vomit. He'd remove all the stealth, the suspense, put in loads of explosions and shooting and miscast Snake. He'd also probably add a gratuitous sex scene with Meryl to appease fan boys..

Is it not enough he's ruining Fear Effect after this?
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Felix
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ApathyMan,Jan 29 2006
04:53 PM
Well, if you liked Alone in the Dark, then you'll love...

IN THE NAME OF THE KING:
A Dungeon Siege Tale


Here's the trailer to Uwe Boll's next great epic:

http://www.movie-list.com/trailers.php?id=inthenameoftheking

"A simple farmer... who knows extensive martial arts and swardsmanship skills."

Oh dear. 'I will have my vengeance.' Wonder where that lines from.

Is it just me, or is Uwe Boll particularly bad at choosing music to go with his films. I swear the sex scene in Alone in the Dark had some of the worst I've ever heard.

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HunteRS,Jan 30 2006
12:59 PM
If Boll even THINKS about making a MGS movie I'll vomit. (...) Is it not enough he's ruining Fear Effect after this?

Apparently not.

Link!

Will you want a paper bag, or a plain old bucket, then? 'Course, I'm praying thunder from a clear sky will strike Boll dead before *that* gets anywhere.
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Dark Comet
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I'm guessing Boll wants Fear Effect simply for the lesbian undertones of the game. Which he will no doubt push to the fore and exploit at every turn.

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HunteRS
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Hmmm...looks like it was actualy the bag I kept my Uni stuff in. Oh dear..
With the Fear Effect thing, he'll have to do a movie of two for the Lesbians. So expect to see little of Royce or Deke. Bugger and damnation on the man!
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