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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 24 2005, 12:07 PM (298 Views) | |
| Jeffk38uk | Dec 24 2005, 12:07 PM Post #1 |
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Everything's great at your Junes.
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Didnt say it couldnt be slightly weird though: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4557192.stm
You would have thought throwing it on the floor and crushing it would have been easier. :P |
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| red demon | Dec 24 2005, 04:09 PM Post #2 |
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Rank of Some Significance
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How many times do we have to say it. PEOPLE ARE RETARDED. |
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| Jet | Dec 24 2005, 04:33 PM Post #3 |
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Evil sod w/ tits
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Aw, so close to natural selection. We could have been one down for passing on crappy genetics to tomorrow's rocket scientists and doctors. Damn you, fast response team, damn you. |
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| demishock | Dec 24 2005, 05:06 PM Post #4 |
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Natural Selection
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What in the HELL? XD And because I get a kick out of conjuring up the scenarios behind weird stuff like this... Boyfriend: What have I told you about using all my minutes?! Woman: You can take your minutes and shove 'em up your ass! Boyfriend: Give me the phone! Woman: No! Boyfriend: Give it to me NOW! Woman: *attempts to swallow phone* Boyfriend: What in the HELL? Woman: *chokes* Boyfriend: ...I am NOT going to jail because you choked on a friggin' phone! *calls cops* |
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| TheHypnoScreenOfEN | Dec 24 2005, 05:10 PM Post #5 |
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My name is supposed to say "TheHypnoScreenOven"
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Ok this is just weird.Stranger things have happened however. Yeesh I once heard something that makes no sense. Something to do with how leprechauns are real and how the guy had met one once. |
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| Feldoon | Dec 24 2005, 05:43 PM Post #6 |
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DYEL
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Eww. Just eww. Retarded buggery right there. |
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| Dark Comet | Dec 24 2005, 06:07 PM Post #7 |
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Hoo am I
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Ok, I'm not gonna say anything. It's just far too easy. |
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| X Punk | Dec 24 2005, 08:07 PM Post #8 |
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Dead. Why shouldn't I be?
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Mortals DO need a good beating upside the head. |
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| Master Shake | Dec 25 2005, 03:37 AM Post #9 |
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Scootaloo! We have to cook!
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My urge to make a joke involving the woman's percieved talents at fellatio is almost unbearable right now... |
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| Axelgear | Dec 26 2005, 03:52 PM Post #10 |
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Tech Priest with a Gear loose
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Eh, if she needed help, she could just phone it in. (Yeah, that's a bad one...) Well, at least she won't go uncompensated. She can sue the phone company now for making a phone that can be swallowed easily by the mentally re-freaking-tarded |
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| Soniq | Jan 1 2006, 07:19 PM Post #11 |
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Sonic, but with a q
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Hmm.... Deep throat. |
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| RedFox742 | Jan 1 2006, 10:41 PM Post #12 |
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Obama's got a gun...
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Is this not final proof that phones has officially gotten STUPIDLY small? I don't get the point of the phone if I can't get my ear and my mouth to their respective portals at the same time. |
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| ChozoŽ | Jan 1 2006, 10:49 PM Post #13 |
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Scum
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I think the point of making them smaller is so people think that you're not some kind of dork for having a phone the size of a large coffee table. On a side note, somewhat hilarious how blatantly stupid the woman was for trying to swallow a cell-phone whole without realizing she was endangering her own health. Silly people with their retarded actions. |
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