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Now for something a bit more normal....
Topic Started: Dec 24 2005, 12:07 PM (298 Views)
Jeffk38uk
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Didnt say it couldnt be slightly weird though:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4557192.stm

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US woman swallows phone in spat

A woman's row with her boyfriend about a mobile phone suddenly went quiet - when she swallowed the handset whole.

Police in Blue Springs, in the US state of Missouri, said they were called out by a man who said his girlfriend was having trouble breathing.

When they arrived at the house, they found a phone lodged in her throat.

"He wanted the phone and she wouldn't give it to him, so she attempted to swallow it," an officer said. The woman was expected to make a full recovery.

The 24-year-old woman was taken to hospital in Blue Springs, Det Sgt Steve Decker told local media.

"She just put the entire phone in her mouth so he couldn't get it," he said.

"This is the first I've heard of this happening," he added.


You would have thought throwing it on the floor and crushing it would have been easier. :P
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red demon
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How many times do we have to say it.

PEOPLE ARE RETARDED.
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Jet
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Aw, so close to natural selection. We could have been one down for passing on crappy genetics to tomorrow's rocket scientists and doctors.

Damn you, fast response team, damn you.
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demishock
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What in the HELL? XD

And because I get a kick out of conjuring up the scenarios behind weird stuff like this...

Boyfriend: What have I told you about using all my minutes?!
Woman: You can take your minutes and shove 'em up your ass!
Boyfriend: Give me the phone!
Woman: No!
Boyfriend: Give it to me NOW!
Woman: *attempts to swallow phone*
Boyfriend: What in the HELL?
Woman: *chokes*
Boyfriend: ...I am NOT going to jail because you choked on a friggin' phone! *calls cops*
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TheHypnoScreenOfEN
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Ok this is just weird.Stranger things have happened however. Yeesh I once heard something that makes no sense. Something to do with how leprechauns are real and how the guy had met one once.
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Feldoon
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Eww. Just eww.

Retarded buggery right there.
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Dark Comet
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Ok, I'm not gonna say anything. It's just far too easy.
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X Punk
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red demon,Dec 24 2005
04:09 PM
How many times do we have to say it.

PEOPLE ARE RETARDED.

Mortals DO need a good beating upside the head.
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Master Shake
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My urge to make a joke involving the woman's percieved talents at fellatio is almost unbearable right now...
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Axelgear
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Eh, if she needed help, she could just phone it in. (Yeah, that's a bad one...)

Well, at least she won't go uncompensated. She can sue the phone company now for making a phone that can be swallowed easily by the mentally re-freaking-tarded
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Soniq
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Hmm.... Deep throat.
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RedFox742
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Is this not final proof that phones has officially gotten STUPIDLY small?

I don't get the point of the phone if I can't get my ear and my mouth to their respective portals at the same time.
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ChozoŽ
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I think the point of making them smaller is so people think that you're not some kind of dork for having a phone the size of a large coffee table.

On a side note, somewhat hilarious how blatantly stupid the woman was for trying to swallow a cell-phone whole without realizing she was endangering her own health. Silly people with their retarded actions.
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