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| The Latest Home Defense System | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 14 2005, 08:56 PM (580 Views) | |
| Icefox | Dec 14 2005, 08:56 PM Post #1 |
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Scum
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Introducing the latest in Home Defense System technology - the 'Safe Bedside Table' http://www.jamesmcadam.co.uk/portfolio_html/sb_table.html What little faith I have left in humanity is telling me this isn't real, but still, I must wonder. What KIND of intruders are you expecting with this kind of device, anyway? Orcs? |
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| Feldoon | Dec 14 2005, 09:52 PM Post #2 |
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DYEL
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Or just have said items spare, laying near your bed maybe. Just maybe. |
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| demishock | Dec 14 2005, 10:28 PM Post #3 |
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Natural Selection
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But that kind of defeats the purpose of having a table... because you can't put anything on it... because then if you need it, it's got stuff on it... x . x Where do people come up with this stuff? |
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| Jeffk38uk | Dec 14 2005, 10:34 PM Post #4 |
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Everything's great at your Junes.
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Got to give points for originality though. |
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| TheHypnoScreenOfEN | Dec 14 2005, 10:40 PM Post #5 |
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My name is supposed to say "TheHypnoScreenOven"
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This isn't real. This can't be real. If this is real I will eat my own shoe....My shoe is very dirty just for reference and has a smell which could kill an elephant...And nothing to make it taste better. |
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| Feldoon | Dec 14 2005, 10:51 PM Post #6 |
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DYEL
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Negative three. |
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| Hercule Pyro | Dec 14 2005, 10:59 PM Post #7 |
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You've done some terrible things, Mister Harry
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Threats of the Horde raiding your town are no laughing matter... You could be minding your own business when suddenly a mass of orcs with variations on the name "Lurtz" are in your base, killing your dudes. |
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| Major Maxillary | Dec 14 2005, 11:47 PM Post #8 |
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Anarcho-Fascist
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I'm probably gonna get flamed for this, but if you find yourself buying breakdown furniture to fight off intruders, it's time to rethink your position on the local weapons laws. |
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| Feldoon | Dec 14 2005, 11:57 PM Post #9 |
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DYEL
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It's within the law to do to people what they're willing to do to you. So, next time you shoot someone, but an un-marked gun in their hand and claim they were gonna do it. |
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| HunteRS | Dec 15 2005, 10:18 AM Post #10 |
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Power is all that is needed.
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I find this deeply amusing. For one as table it doesn't look that damn stable. Secondly-this comes from a guy who's designed it for people in London "worried about security and sleep." I honestly didn't tink there was an individual in London that wasn't packing at least a Baseball bat or an iron poker. Besides most individuals I know have thier own methods of dealing with intruders, ranging from the legal (mace + kick to nuts.) to the Not legal in the slightest (Home made flamethrower.)
Not from me though. Tony Martin was right-your homes your castle and any horde wannabe who breaks in deseves what they get in my opinion. |
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| Dark Comet | Dec 15 2005, 12:49 PM Post #11 |
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Hoo am I
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A combination of a nine iron golf club and a suitably stout stick will dissuade most wannabe burglers. But even so, an aesthetically functional table that doubles as an item of clobbering? It's worthy of memphis. |
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| death's_minion | Dec 15 2005, 05:01 PM Post #12 |
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Rank of Some Significance
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That would SO go on my X-mas list. :D |
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| Major Maxillary | Dec 15 2005, 08:49 PM Post #13 |
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Anarcho-Fascist
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I'll stick with Mariah here, Thank you very much. Posted Image if anyone wants to take soemthing from my home, they'll have to first speak with Mariah. And Mariah always has the final say. |
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| death's_minion | Dec 16 2005, 01:30 AM Post #14 |
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Rank of Some Significance
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Do you sleep with Mariah? |
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| Major Maxillary | Dec 16 2005, 03:53 AM Post #15 |
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Anarcho-Fascist
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She's a tiger in the sack. |
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| sephirothq | Dec 16 2005, 08:04 PM Post #16 |
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Blood! There's blood in my pants!!!
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Silly. It's not for defense! It's so you can have tea, and then rush out and clobber the children on your street in your own pretend RPG! :P |
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| Jax Fox | Dec 16 2005, 08:51 PM Post #17 |
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Let's stupid Lothar!
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As much as I like the idea of doing so, I doubt it'd be legal. :D Now really, I know humanity's gone insane as I know of it, but this is...odd. Not as odd as the Hello Kitty dildos, though... |
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| Captain Wonderful | Dec 17 2005, 02:08 AM Post #18 |
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Enjoy piracy responsibly
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I forward the motion that the entire world should be converted into RPG-style medieval tomfoolery. I want to carry a +2 bastard sword wherever I go and talk to peasants and stout yeomen. Scientists should be renamed as wizards, and there should be orcs everywhere. On rethinking, that's really sad. |
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| demishock | Dec 17 2005, 02:37 AM Post #19 |
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Natural Selection
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Still, it WOULD shake things up a bit in ye olde boring Real Life... That, and in RPG!Land it's perfectly okay to maim the stupid people... and the bodies just disappear - no disposal necessary! >.> <.< T_T; *goes back to studying* |
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| Vigilante | Dec 17 2005, 09:55 AM Post #20 |
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Neurosurgeon
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QUOTE (Captain Wonderful @ Dec 16 2005, 09:08 PM)
I could live with that only if it was real time and not Final Fantasy RPG style, imagine being whisked off for a random battle ever 3 steps to fight something that wasn't there, i'd practically throw up every time the screen whirls round then i'd be in no state to battle. |
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| Captain Wonderful | Dec 17 2005, 07:45 PM Post #21 |
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Enjoy piracy responsibly
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You wouldn't be allowed to just hurt people any more. You'd have to smite. Verily. |
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| Jax Fox | Dec 17 2005, 08:35 PM Post #22 |
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Let's stupid Lothar!
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It's making me desire such a roleplay world. The world is so cruel. I must smite! x____x On topic...and off almost as much. Buying the table could be a big save. Just grab a chair, have some random battles using your club and wooden shield...then, relax and have coffee on your new table. =3 |
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| SoniCalvin | Dec 18 2005, 02:57 AM Post #23 |
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Not afraid of anything
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Those references alone remind me too much of Calvin and Hobbes. "My friend made three profound arguments, and then I left the room. I always leave, whenever the talk gets philosophical." But yeah, this so-called Home Defense System looks stupid. ...lemme rephrase that. It's cool, but life-threatening, as an intruder could easily have a gun. :<_<: It can go right through the freakin' table, and into your arm, or your heart! |
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| Spinmaster | Dec 19 2005, 01:31 AM Post #24 |
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Banned
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It's always gunplay with you guys... I'll be waiting when Mariah runs out of bullets. :D Points for resourcefulness. |
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| Omegaultima | Dec 19 2005, 09:11 AM Post #25 |
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It wasn't me, it was the post above.
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Then you can use it as a club, either way resourcefulness but I doubt anyone would be willing to kill another person with a gun. Points for resourcefullness as you said. Hell, saves breaking furniture to beat off some punk on your property. |
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