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Pack of Russian squirrels attack, and devour a dog; This is not a joke.
Topic Started: Dec 12 2005, 06:03 AM (409 Views)
Dozer
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That Canucker person.
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Saw this on another board, truly 'Holy shit' inspiring.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4489792.stm
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Legion
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Hold on. Lazo's in Asia. On the border of China.

They're really stetching the 'European News' definition here.

Oh, creepy, and all. Gives me an excuse to kill in the heads of any grey squirrels I see.
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HunteRS
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Power is all that is needed.
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Don't mess with Russia-even a Squirrels are hardcore!

Seriously though-wow. Who'd think the litle bastards could be so vicious? Maybe this is another one of those effects of man's world on nature going a little further than just causing birds to sing at three in the morning due to street lights.

Or maybe the squirrels were just carriers of the T-virus...
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Major Maxillary
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"The squirrels are after me!"
"Why are they after you?"
"Because I'm a nut!"

[token Yakov Smirnov joke]

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Retrogamer!
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IT'S HERESY
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Quote:
 
Major's pic


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XD

As a note...it seems someone with photoshop seems to have been preparing the Red Squirrels some defensive tactics.

KING PANZER SQUIRREL!
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Feldoon
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Ouch. Remind me to keep away from squirrels.
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Fat Man
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If this wasn't russian news I wouldnt belive it, but then again this is the country were a bear escaped from a zoo and was badly mauled (sp) by the local stray cats.
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Blue Fox
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:blink: Danm! now I need to fend them off of any nuts I have!
*Crosses legs and gets a bat*
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TheHypnoScreenOfEN
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Thank you! I needed a good laugh. Although you may find it morbid that "squirrels" did this, I find it extremely hillarious. Especially like the posted pic Major. XD
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catldr24
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*insert bad pun here*
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That picture was awesome.
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Omegaultima
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It wasn't me, it was the post above.
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Squirrels? Out of the ordinary? Nah. Crazy and strange? Not in the least!
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Totally, perfectly normal :P
In solviet Russia, Squirrel attack YOU.

On the serious side Russia has weird stuff happening there every year, this really gives a good reason why to visit somewhere else.
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Lothar Hex
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Blue Fox,Dec 14 2005
07:53 PM
:blink: Danm! now I need to fend them off of any nuts I have!
*Crosses legs and gets a bat*

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Immature, but oh so funny.
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Vigilante
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http://www.randomlol.com/superman_squirrel.htm

Showing that some are here to protect us
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IT'S HERESY
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Vigilante,Dec 19 2005
02:35 PM
Do not panic, for there are many squirrels that fight for the forces of good and protect us from the evils of the woodland

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What. The. Fuck?
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Vigilante
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Sorry bout that, link messed up
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IT'S HERESY
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Vigilante,Dec 19 2005
02:58 PM
Sorry bout that, link messed up

I think it still is mate. Link goes to that same gif.
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death's_minion
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Unless the little furry bastards know how to use a boat and pick locks, I'm safe. o.o
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Conker the Great
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There was this one topic on SomethingAwful's Goldmine forum about a guy in Britain who made a squirrel proof bird feeder of sorts, until the squirrels broke it. Several photoshops, and a picture of a squirrel eating a small bird. If I could find that topic I would post that picture.
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TheHypnoScreenOfEN
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Wow...It killed and ate a small bird...Well time to go to my underground ultimate defense grid... In all seriousness this is preety messed up. But so is the world... But squirrells killing dogs and birds? What next a human killed and eaten by a colony of squirrells wielding tiny AK-47s :blink: . I must ask what is going on. Are we just going insane, are the squirrells mutated, or is it just another corporate scheme to sell squirrell repelant.
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