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behold! the power of cheese!
Topic Started: Dec 8 2005, 04:14 PM (378 Views)
Major Maxillary
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Woman Allegedly hires Hitman for Cheese

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MEMPHIS, Tenn. - In an unusual case of mistaken identity, a woman who thought a block of white cheese was cocaine is charged with trying to hire a hit man to rob and kill four men. The woman also was mistaken about the hit man. He turned out to be an undercover police officer.


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Jeffk38uk
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Talk about wtf right there. How on earth could you mistake cocaine with cheese?
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demishock
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Maybe she was so desperate for las drogas that she was seeing them everywhere she looked? o.O; That's really odd. XD
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RedFox742
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If you snort it, you turn into a cow.
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Master Shake
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Scootaloo! We have to cook!
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Oh man, that's CLASSIC.
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Dark Comet
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Sweet Jeremy Christ.
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Feldoon
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Well. That's definantely... weird.
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In an unusual case of mistaken identity, a woman who thought a block of white cheese was cocaine is charged with trying to hire a hit man to rob and kill four men. The woman also was mistaken about the hit man. He turned out to be an undercover police officer.

Ha ha. Looser.
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death's_minion
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Wow. Talk about stupidity...

Booth...Booth...:o The ancestor of John Wilks Booth?! IT'S ABE LINCOLN ALL OVER AGAIN! *smacked*
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HunteRS
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Well I'll tell you the amount of times I've mistaken cheese for Coke-hoo boy I could tell you. And there was the time I mistook brown sugar for Heroin-man did my drug Baron boss laugh....as he dangled me over the snake pit.

Seriously what kind of idiot thinks "Hey someone left a big ol' block o coke in plain view-think I'll steal it!" She desrves to go to jail-if only for the stupidity.
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Blue Fox
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How the hell douse that happen!?
My god is she blind? Please wipe this stupidity from the earth!
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Major Maxillary
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Don't worry, I will. as soon as I take my throne as emperor of Earth. with my moonstone-studded slouch hat.
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Feldoon
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Major Maxillary,Dec 14 2005
11:49 PM
Don't worry, I will. as soon as I take my throne as emperor of Earth. with my moonstone-studded slouch hat.

Dude, no. I'm beating you to it.

Then I shall proceed to beating everyone for minorly disrupting my laws.
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RedFox742
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Obama's got a gun...
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omg maxilliary and feldoon civil war

Whose side will YOU be on?
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HunteRS
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Whichever one will give me a job as head of Painful interrogaton and Pointless human experiments. (Fishing for job.) And gives me a spiffy staff car.
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Feldoon
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HunteRS,Dec 15 2005
01:32 PM
Whichever one will give me a job as head of Painful interrogaton and Pointless human experiments. (Fishing for job.) And gives me a spiffy staff car.

Right, that's one on my side.
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death's_minion
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I'll join the side that lets me play video games of the greatest TV known to man for an unlimited amount of time. And whoever gives me $1.
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catldr24
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That was one stupid woman though.....
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HunteRS,Dec 15 2005
01:32 PM
Whichever one will give me a job as head of Painful interrogaton and Pointless human experiments. (Fishing for job.) And gives me a spiffy staff car.

I'll do all that, and throw in a license to punch random people on the street, and a use of the Strategian Guard. a Unit made entirely up of sexy woman soldiers in Nun's habits.
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HunteRS
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Nice try, but we all know that anything remotly holy causes HunteRS to burst inti flames. Though I'm sure we could arange some other things....Ministry for Genetically engineering Henati beasts, anyone?
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I will join the side that let's me control the 1337 Sattelite Death Cannon of Extreme Doominess and a Non-Cursed Rune Blade of Life Steal +9000. And on the point of getting a hitman for cheese...Wow...Just...Wow...
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death's_minion
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I still want my $1.
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SoniCalvin
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I will join the side that will allow me to have each and every video game console and handheld system ever made in history, and giving me every video game made for every console and handheld system, thus making me a video game pimp.

Oh my God... WHO THE HELL HIRES A HITMAN (talk about alliteration, eh?) TO GO IN, AND KILL FOUR PEOPLE OVER ONE STUPID BLOCK OF CHEESE?!?!
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Vigilante
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I'll join whoever allows me to get all the chavs in England, put them all in the Burburry factory and burn the place down, along with Barny the dinosaur, Bob the Builder and Tony Blair.

There's nothing Nalpalm can't fix.

Also a percentage of the rights to all war footage of the Genetically Mutated Hentai Beasts as an optional extra.
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