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| Topic Started: Jul 2 2009, 09:58 PM (7,790 Views) | |
| MidnightShadow | Jul 2 2009, 09:58 PM Post #1 |
And then she was gone, her hips swinging as the knives jostled her thighs, passing by guards with her head held high, a haughty smile upon her lips.
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This is pretty straightforward. You write "Dear insertname/object/idea/etc. here" and then what's frustrating you. Yes, this is a ranty thread. If you want to say positive things, visit the other thread in here. Normal forum rules apply. NOTE: Normal forum cussing rules do not apply here. If you don't want to read it, don't. Dear Dad, Thanks a lot for believin' me, ya? Really appreciate that you're treating me like I'm 12 when I'm almost 20. Yeah, I might have acted like I was 12, but what person wants to be in the same room as their brother, who is being a knob? And do I not have a right to shoo him away, especially after he tells me to eff off? There's this little thing called telling your son to quit being a jerk over the phone. There wasn't a need for you to come home tonight. But since you don't believe that my brother and I reconciled 10 minutes before you got home well... Gotta say, kind of your loss, I guess. Don't go on Saturday if you don't want to - I honestly don't give a shit. Love Me Dear Life, Would you be so kind as to throw a few more good things at me? I'd really appreciate them. I'm going insane here. I'd really appreciate not having another episode like the one I had with my bf last night, too. It was good and soothing and it helped me, but I don't want to walk that route again. Quit throwing things at me like I can handle them. In small spurts, yeah. In big ones? Not so much. Me Edited by MidnightShadow, Oct 13 2009, 03:12 PM.
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| Liron | Aug 30 2009, 11:54 AM Post #2 |
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Dear Photoshop, Screw you. Why? Why why why why why must you always freeze when I'm 95% done with my project. WHY??? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FRUSTRATING IT IS TO HAVE TO START OVER??? AFTER I SPEND SO MUCH TIME TRYING TO MAKE IT LOOK PRETTY?? Argh. I really hate you sometimes. I really do. And this annoying business of freezing when I click something too fast? WTF. WHY ARE YOU WORKING AGAIN? GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK AND THEN THINK YOU CAN MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER??? I'm going to shoot you one of these days. -Val Pal |
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| MidnightShadow | Aug 30 2009, 07:44 PM Post #3 |
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Dear Hormones, Stop making me pissy. I know that things are turning out ugly (thank you timing =_=) this first week where I start school again and all that, but that's not a reason. I would like to be not tense right now, and I would appreciate being less irritable. So yeah. Knock it off, will ya? You make being a woman excruciatingly frustrating sometimes. Simply by virtue of the fact that you exist. I'd like you more if you didn't make me a nutjob 90% of the time. ~Me |
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| Liron | Aug 31 2009, 10:03 PM Post #4 |
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Dear Muse, Do me a favor and stop magically appearing when I have no time/lots of homework. It's driving me crazy. >< -Your owner. |
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| Alyth | Aug 31 2009, 10:10 PM Post #5 |
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Dear Liron, I'm sorry I've been magically appearing when you are busy, but it's for your own good. Just for you, though, I'll turn the faucet off. Forever yours, Your Muse |
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| Mjor | Sep 1 2009, 01:04 PM Post #6 |
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Dear economy, Sort yourself out yeah? Some of us are students who have massive student debts, and havent had enough time to save up money beforehands to pay for living costs. Seriously, I have handed out rapidly nearing a hundred CV's (which I had to pay to print in most cases) and got diddly squat back. Its silly. Cheers, AD Dear Student finance company, UK, Why are you useless? How come I need to do every form twice? How come I have to redo the forms I did last year? And how come my parents count as being too wealthy for me to recieve much, even though they cant afford to give me a penny? Yours, AD Dear me, Seriously man, your poor. Why do you still insist on spending so much on things you dont need, especially booze? If your going to complain about how your poor, then at least stop spending money so much. Also, stop worrying about money so much, you'll make it somehow. Also, stop lieing so mcuh when you are forced into a corner, it always comes back to you later, your better off telling people the uneasy truth to start with and skipping the whole charade. Finally, cheer up, you have some problems, but they arent that bad, or failing that find a better way of dealing with them than by drinking, alright? Yours, AD Dear Housemates, If you want to do anything to help me get everything ready to move in, feel free. Seriously, anytime just go wild, or do I need to do everything? Yours, AD |
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| MidnightShadow | Sep 1 2009, 03:30 PM Post #7 |
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Dear Stores, I would just like to remind you that not all women out there are twig-thin, with skinny thighs and skinny calves. I don't understand why you make clothing for girls who are scrawny and have no shape to them. Some of us, unfortunately, are what people usually call 'voluptuous' - we have these things called hips, and because we have wider hips, we also have larger thighs, and I happen to also have larger calves to go with it. It'd be nice, then, if I could find a pair of bloody leggings/tights/knee-high socks that reflected this. I am not scrawny. Keep this in mind when you bloody well make clothing. You claim that one size fits all, but it's clearly a lie. Granted, they do fit, but they don't exactly look all that great. Thanks, ~Me |
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| Liron | Sep 1 2009, 03:40 PM Post #8 |
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Dear AT&T, Do me a favor, and get some hearing aids. When I say 'Z' I mean Z. Not C, not V, not T, dammit. It is not my fucking fault if you can't spell to save your life and end up ordering my router twice because I'm not listed under the correct spelling. I am not paying for a second plan. WTF. And Jesus, I gave you two tries to get my name right. Why the hell are they BOTH spelled wrong? -Me. |
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| Razarod | Sep 4 2009, 03:31 PM Post #9 |
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Dear guitar, Please stop going out of tune every five seconds. All I wanted to do is come home and play you. Now the whole night is ruined because I can't. kthxbye, Branden |
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| MidnightShadow | Sep 4 2009, 09:51 PM Post #10 |
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Dear Cbox, STOP BEING STUPID. AHKSHFLKASHFLKSJHFAKLJFHLKSADHKF ~Me |
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| Raya Clearwood | Sep 4 2009, 10:28 PM Post #11 |
 
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Dear Sailor, Please stop texting me everyday all day, and making all kinds of plans with me for when you come home in december, and then doing amazingly cute things like showing up at my house at midnight and surprising me that you're home, and then spending the rest of the night and half the morning being adorable and cuddly with me, to then go to HAMPSHIRE the one place that makes me apprehensive every time you go there because I can't completely trust you or the skanks I know reside there. And please don't stop texting me while there, feeding the fire to my rapid firing imagination. Thanks- Me. Dear Life- Seriously, go f*** yourself. And piss on your ying and yang, it's seriously time you compensate and let me keep some good things going on for more then 24 hours. - Me. Dear self, WTF. Way to play it smart. Idiot. Congrats on not speaking up AGAIN, just like you always don't. You really stuck to the plan. Sure you have more than enough reason to drowned in paranoia, but really, might have taken a step or two to prevent that yeah? *high five* way to be weak. -Self. |
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| Liron | Sep 4 2009, 10:30 PM Post #12 |
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Dear Week, Why did you have to suck so much? Why was Monday so fucking long? Why did the bus not stop on Tuesday? Why were there so many damn meetings on Wednesday? Why did I switch up my English assignments yesterday? Why was my book not here, thus not allowing me to do my reading for discussion section today? I am telling you, if you suck tomorrow, I might actually be forced to shoot someone. -Me. |
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| Liron | Sep 11 2009, 09:59 PM Post #13 |
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Dear Firefox, What. The fuck? First of all, I did not ask for this update. I have no idea why you forced it upon, but I am not thankful. Second of all, why the hell must you crash EVERY. THREE. MINUTES. SERIOUSLY. I can only assume it has something to do with the update, seeing as how you were perfectly manageable before the ridiculous update. >< Why is it that every time you update, you just make things worse and worse? That's like.....going backwards instead of forwards. I always thought updates were supposed to make things better, not worse. Well. Anyway, I'm going to try and redo what it was you just made me lose. I probably won't succeed, but whatever. Yours truly, Val |
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| Yorishine | Sep 14 2009, 07:52 AM Post #14 |
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Dear Me, Great job fucking up yesterday. Now I feel sick and nauseous and like I'm going to throw up. Can't even think about anything else, except everything I'd done wrong... everything I've done wrong. I'm afraid of screwing up and try so hard and so often to avoid it, but yet manage to fail anyway. In the worst possible ways. Why am I such a screw up that I can't do anything right? - Yorishine PS: I'm hungry too. T_T Will have to get fruit and yogurt for lunch so I don't lose it. Edited by Yorishine, Sep 14 2009, 07:54 AM.
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| Alyth | Sep 14 2009, 05:10 PM Post #15 |
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Dear Past, Stay there. Yours Truly, Me |
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| Deleted User | Sep 14 2009, 06:07 PM Post #16 |
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To My Love Life (or lack thereof): C'mon, man! Get it together! Jesus, why are you constantly going for the taken guys? I mean, really. He has a girlfriend. And, sure, he might've said sweet things to you, he might've called the most lovey-dovey love song 'our song', he might've even texted you the first line, but...Really...He doesn't like you. He likes her. She's the one he calls. She's the one he kisses. So get over it and brush up on your cat lady skills, 'cause it's looking like a lonely run.- Me Dear Body, Thanks for dropping a couple of pounds. It'd be nice if you'd relocate your ribs, though. Especially that one considering it's been out since April. Actually, how's about you stop hurting in general? Ditch the fibro thing. Also, if you could be just...I dunno, generally more appealing, that might be good. Though, apparently you "make a hot teacher". Do with that what you will.- Me |
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| The Shimmer | Sep 15 2009, 10:10 AM Post #17 |
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Dear ME, STOP BEING SO LAME! You have finals you stupid git! Stop watching youtube, talking to random strangers, posting, or any other non classwork related thing AND DO YOUR STUPID FINAL! I mean SERIOUSLY you moron! You LIKE this class why the hell aren't you doing you work do you WANT ot fail ALL your classes? Is that it? GRAAAAAHHHHHHH If you screw this up and get kicked out of school I'll beat the crap out of you! Do your damn assignment! You are getting that lazy stupid butt of yours out of your job early, going to school and DOING YOUR DAMN PROJECT! Finals are tomorrow, after that you can screw around and waste your life all you want but right now your butt belongs to school and it is about time you got that through that concrete brick you call a skull and imprint this on that oatmeal mush you call your brains! -Me P.S. did i mention you're an idiot? I just wanted to make sure you were aware of this. YOU COULD HAVE BEEN DONE BY NOW! Dear Emotions, SHUT THE HELL UP AND GO WHINE IN THE CORNER. You have caused me nothing but trouble as of late, all you do is whine about being lonely and stressed. Quit being so stupid freaking Emo! Go away and don't come back until you've shaped you act up. I blame you for and hold you responsible for my potentially poor grade in History of Material culture. If i fail that class, you WILL hear from me again. -Me Dear school, Bite me! That is all |
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| Razarod | Sep 15 2009, 03:27 PM Post #18 |
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Dear self, Either stop feeling so emo about something you'll never do something about, or stop being a terrible pussy and actually do something about your situation. Yours only because I'm stuck with you, Self |
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| MidnightShadow | Sep 15 2009, 03:35 PM Post #19 |
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Dear Me, Stop letting your mind wander. Start concentrating. The sooner you get your homework done, the sooner you can start getting some posts done. ~Me Dear people, HFLAKHDLFAJK STOP POSTING FOR ME LOL. I appreciate it, but geez! Why can't you all be post-happy when I'm not busy? Like... when I want all your replies to rain down on me? Seriously, this whole "post when Shadow's dumb busy" is driving me nuts. ~Me |
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| Kenna | Sep 15 2009, 07:22 PM Post #20 |
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Dear dead car battery, Thank you SO much for leaving me stranded at the school today. While it was raining. And the school was already locked. And the sun was almost set. Yeah, that was pretty awesome. We should (not) do it again sometime. Love, Kenna Edited by Kenna, Sep 15 2009, 07:22 PM.
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| Alyssa | Sep 16 2009, 04:13 PM Post #21 |
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Dear Narsty Hands I don't know how you can just sit there beside me in class and scratch your nether regions like that. Come on now, what happened to hygiene? You're disgusting man. Seriously, we sit at the front of the class too ugh...and then you expect me to give you a high five?...I'm glad we both did well on our quiz and all but until you get over that habit...I am not touching your hands, nor am I giving you my stuff...eww Sincerely, SM Dear Ex, I'm sorry if you expected me to be some sort of disney princess waiting for your every call and for you to come back to me but quite frankly, you screwed yourself over. Lol Did you really think that going out with one of your fellow camp counsellors would work after camp was over. Sucks for you I suppose. Though don't bother phone calling me from England, you're wasting your time and your money. Write another song about me, and make another empty promise if that will make you feel better. Best of luck, too bad we couldn't have stayed friends like my last boyfriend. SM |
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| Kenna | Sep 16 2009, 05:13 PM Post #22 |
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Dear USM, Thank you for letting me know I have to fill out tax forms in order to get paid. That was really nice of you. If only you had told me a little earlier than 18 hours BEFORE the deadline. You're awesome. Oh, and also, where the HECK is the stupid number so that I can access my assistantship money? Love, KK |
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| Liron | Sep 18 2009, 09:59 PM Post #23 |
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Dear Me, What the heck is wrong with you? Dude, not that hard to say no. It would save you so much grief if you could just...say no. Please? -Your irritated self. |
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| MidnightShadow | Sep 19 2009, 06:13 PM Post #24 |
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Dear Me, What the hell is wrong with you? Why are you being so selfish? I know that you think that changing the days you spend time with Josh to Friday and Saturday screws everything up, but it's not the end of the world. It's not like you can't not still finish your homework, or spend time together. Quit being so damn selfish! He deserves to have the weekends off if he wants them off, because he really doesn't get to spend very much time with his friends. Your world is not going to end if you have to figure out a new bus schedule, or if you start doing hw on Wednesday and Thursday. This isn't about you. So cut the crap. ~ Your annoyed conscience. |
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| Liron | Sep 20 2009, 12:08 AM Post #25 |
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Dear Maureen, The hell? 60 Stanford students show up to have lunch and you don't FREAKING TELL THE CASHIER? I get to hear it from the woman leading the group half an hour before they come? I mean, THANK GOD they weren't paying cash otherwise I seriously would have slit your throat, but running back and forth trying to get a hold of you because I don't know what the hell is going on = not cool. Also, why the hell didn't you tell me that I wasn't supposed to use the big bag?? I already did it once and poor Jonathan had to risk his job because of my mistake. He already told you to tell me not to use the big bag. SO WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? God, way to make me feel bad about myself. I happen to like Jonathan. He's the best supervisor of the three of you. If you make me get him fired, I am going to be so pissed off. And one last thing. Stanford. Not StanDford. Do you hear a D in there? No, I don't think so. Woman, you went to Berkeley, you got an education, so WHY CAN'T YOU SPELL? Ugh. Just.....seriously. Ugh. -Your employee |
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