• Patrick: (purchasing) Horse: 50 shillings. I'm an idiot! lol
  Shopkeeper: Confirmed. -50 Shillings.

• Ian: I don't mind if you drive slow for a reason. All I ask is the speed limit. Maybe 5 over. But if not, then fine.
  Yori: =3 I drive exactly at the speed limit as much as I can.
  Ian: I drive 5 over most of the time. 55 means 60, etc.
  Shadow: *Doesn't drive yet so doesn't know what speed limit she will do*
  Ian: I suggest the posted speed limit.
  Shadow: XDDD
  Shadow: I didn't mean I'd make my own up.
  Shadow: But here you can get away with 10 over. So...

• Moghul's profile: "- sweeping capes, elaborately stitched tunics, and expensive silk pants with only the best leather boots that many can buy."
  

• Announcement: W00t. XD Lol.
  

• Shadow: Go Neri! =D~
  Yori: Huh.... Shadow has a beard. o.0
  Shadow: >> It's a goatee, thank you.

• Yori: >.> Somehow I'm under the impression that the "speed of Val" is about the same as watching paint dry, but a lot more dynamic.

• Xiave's Profile: "He is determined, efficient, and collects cheeses of all sorts."
  
  
• Shadow: Mrrr, I was hoping to post tonight but I think I'm going to be stuck doing hw. Fun times.
  Sphynx: I was hoping to marry Tsuki tonight, but I doubt that's going to happen either. Oh well!
  Shadow: XDD
  Shadow: *Shoves Tsuki forward*
  Shadow: Tsuki: *Vehement glare*
  Shadow: *Should totally make Tsuki's little fangirl group into an actual joinable group on the forum for kicks*
  Sphynx: *glee* Tsuki!!! *jumptacklegrab* Anyone know where I can find a preist at this hour?
  Sphynx: I thought he had one at one point, at least in the OOC board.
  Shadow: We did.
  Shadow: But with ZB I can set up groups that you can join, like on phpBB XD
  Sphynx: Can I be the mod of said group? Since we're engaged, it is only fair.
  Sphynx: *ties Tsuki's arm to hers* See the pretty ring he just gave me? *points* It's Tiffany's.
  Shadow: XD Lmao sure.
  Shadow: I'm so creating it.
  Shadow: Tsuki: *TIlts head* I did not give you that...
  Sphynx: Yes you did, darling. *strokes his face* Don't you remember?
  Shadow: *Works on creating fangroup*
  Shadow: Tsuki. *Shudders violently* No...
  Sphynx: Oh, well you did! All you have to do now is say, "Will you marry me?" And all will be right with the world!
  Shadow: Sphynx, you are now officially a leader of the club dedicated to Tsuki.
  Shadow: Tsuki: Er... No. That is alright, thank you.
  Sphynx: ...Uh, I Do!! *cuddles up to Tsuki* You are the sweetest ever!
  Sphynx: Awesome! I'll be the best club leader.
  Shadow: XDDD
  Shadow: We have two members. You and me. Sweet deal.
  Sphynx: Best club ever!!
  Shadow: o_o And I just deleted it. Well then...
  Shadow: Oops >>; *Goes to remake it*
  Sphynx: lol! Shortest club ever!
  Edifus: lmao Nice one Shadow.
  Shadow: Hit the wrong link >>;
  Shadow: Bwahahaha./
  Shadow: And he's a member of his own group too cause that's only appropriate.
  Sphynx: *wraps her arms around Tsuki's neck and waits for the group to be fixed*
  Sphynx: I guess that makes sense, though it is a bit egotistical of him...very appropriate.
  Shadow: It is fixed now lol.
  Shadow: Well you can't have a club dedicated to you that you don't actually belong to. XD
  Shadow: I wonder if Tsuki is at all egotistical... *Ponders this*
  Sphynx: Oh, I think he is a bit shelfish.
  Shadow: Shelfish, eh?
  Shadow: XD
  Shadow: He totally is.
  Sphynx: It's just one of his many charms.
  Shadow: I'm not sure why he's so charming lol...
  Shadow: I still honestly have yet to figure that one out.
  Sphynx: lol he just is. He's emo, got the whole dark hair thing going on for him, long bangs, a bit cocky, but he has a softer side as well.
  Sphynx: He loves children, which most women like, though I'm not a big fan personally.
  Shadow: XD Eeeeeeemo when emo wasn't even really popular yet. Booya.
  Shadow: Lmfao XD
  Sphynx: I love emo boys. I can't even understand why.
  Shadow: In RL I don't like them, but Rping them is an interesting experience.
  Sphynx: IRL I love the look, but don't like the personality.
  Edifus: Stop my breathing and slit my throat...
  Edifus: *bass riff*
  Edifus: I must be emo!
  Shadow: XDD I don't mind the look, either. I like striped shirts and dark clothing and stuff... But yeah. Personalities = the suck.
  Shadow: Lmao Ed XD
  Sphynx: Emo boys tend to have a lot of emotional problems, I don't have the time to deal with that.
  Shadow: The new emo trend here now, though, is to only cover half your face in makeup >>;
  Sphynx: I heart that song, Eddy!
  Shadow: No, nor does half the populace really want to lol.
  Sphynx: ...what, like the right side of it?
  Shadow: Yeah
  Shadow: Just the one half.
  Shadow: The entire other half of their face is devoid of makeup.
  Edifus: Did I get it stuck in your head, Sphynx?
  Sphynx: I have never seen that before, nor do I think that I need to.
  Sphynx: No, but I don't think I'd mind if you did.
  Edifus: Oh. Darn.
  Edifus: Because I got it stuck in mine.
  Edifus: Grrr. lol
  Shadow: *Points and laughs*
  Sphynx: lol! That's too bad.
  Sphynx: I'm off to bed! Night, Tsuki darling! *kisses his cheek* Wait, we're tied together...come on, love!
  Shadow: Tsuki: *Wstfully dragged along behind Sphynx*

• After quoting part of Green Day's "Holiday"...
  Yori: I don't quite get that last line, but whatever. >.>
  Sphynx: I don't quite get you sometimes, but whatever.
  Yori: =O I don't get you sometimes, but I stole your soul anyway, teehee~
  Yori: Oh, and Tsuki's too... I think... >.> I'm not quite sure what this is, but it looks like moldy cheese.
  Sphynx: Oh, but I took Tsuki's soul last night went he came to bed with me.
  Sphynx: ...sometimes I don't read things through before I hit the enter key.
  Sphynx: What I meant was I went to bed last night, and Tsuki was tied to me, and during the night I stole his soul...Does that sound any better?
  Yori: XD Heeeee~
  Yori: So this is moldy cheese, huh?

• Alyth: It's ok Val, I mean Liron, I mean God. Wait...erm...

• Liron: ASFASDFADSFLAKJ;LAGJ;LGSJ
  Liron: I can't concentrate. T_T
  Yori: o.0 Either Val died, turned into a cat, or barfed so talentedly on the keyboard that it pressed enter.
  Yori: Oh. Or that. THat works too.
  Liron: Definitely the third option. xP
  
  
• Liron: I almost read it as 'barfing tenderly' at first. >>
  
  
• Sphynx: One of my friend's was talking about a movie about the Holocaust, and I mean to say that I like learning about the Holocaust, but I really said, "I like the Holo..." then there was a long pause.

• Godzilla.: Shadow has been graced with the ability to destroy Tokyo.
  Godzilla.: HAPPY, RAVI?!
  Shadow: o-o
  Godzilla.: I blame her.
  Yori: =O Okay?
  Godzilla.: Oh, hai thar.
  Godzilla.: I don't know you. I tihnk.
  Godzilla.: Think, even.
  Shadow: You do know her?
  Shadow: *So confused right now*
  Godzilla.: I don't know, Sinnamin. I just don't know.
  Godzilla.: INTRODUCE US!
  Godzilla.: =D
  Shadow: Trust me, you know her lol.
  Shadow: That's Yori. And you're Godzilla. 'Nuff said
  Godzilla.: I doubt this.
  Godzilla.: ;_;
  Shadow: XP
  Yori: XD Wow.
  Yori: This is like... the stupidest thing ever.
  (Note: Yori = Ravi.)

• Yori: =D Tsuki should totally buy Sphynx flowers.
  Yori: Or... we should force Tsuki to give her flowers that we've bought for her. >.>
  Shadow: o_o
  Shadow: Good luck with that one
  Yori: *stuffs a bouquet of flowers in Tsuki's hands* XP
  Tsuki: *Stares down at them*
  Yori: >.> *points at Tsuki* You. *points at flowers* Give that. *points at Sphynx* To Sphynx.
  Tsuki: No, that is quite alright.
  
  -an hour and sixteen minutes later, after a completely different conversation...-
  
  Yori: Oh yeah. >.> *thwacks Tsuki with a stick* Wrong answer.
  Tsuki: *Dies*
  Sphynx: ...Um...what?
  Sphynx: No!!!!!! Tsuki can't die!!! *brings him back from the dead* Well, I guess he can, cause I can do that!
  Liron: o_o
  Tsuki: *Just a corpse on the ground oozing blood*
  Liron: *pokes Tsuki*
  Sphynx: Are we going to have to do the Romeo and Juliet thing, cause for you, Tsuki love, I'll do anything. *stabs herself*
  Shadow: LMFAO
  Shadow: I am... just wow. That is the last thing I ever thought I'd see.
  Tsuki: Oh damnit...
  
  
• Sphynx: Not even death can tear the two of us apart, Tsuki, my love.
  Tsuki: How about a second death? Cause I hate you.
  Sphynx: You are so sweet. I know you can't feel emotion, so pretending like that really means a lot.
  Tsuki: No, seriously. I. Hate. You.
  Sphynx: You are growing cuter by the second!
  Tsuki: Gods help me...
  Yori: Unfortunately all the gods were demoted. XP
  Sphynx: She's right. Besides, do they listen to child killers?
  Tsuki: I do not need those Gods.
  Tsuki: There are other such Gods.
  Sphynx: *hugs Tsuki* Wouldn't it be great to have little necros running around the site?
  Tsuki: Not with you, no.
  Sphynx: Well, see, the thing is...you remember that night I tied us together and took you off to bed with me?
  Yori: Check out how he didn't deny the greatness of little necros. XD
  Tsuki: ... Should I not be dead then?
  Shadow: Ah, it's time for little Tsuki to go to bed now.
  Shadow: Along with Shadow >>;
  Sphynx: Well, neither of us being dead would be preferable. But all I'm saying was that was fun. We should hang out more often, especially since we are married.
  Sphynx: Nuuu! Can Tsuki stay and play with me?
  Shadow: *Snatches Tsuki up* He'll interact with you tomorrow. XD
  Shadow: No, alas he cannot.
  Sphynx: *tear* That's very sad that he's making me wait like this.
  Shadow: *Pats* You'll be alright.
  Shadow: Night guys! *Dematerializes*
  Sphynx: Night Shadow!
  Sphynx: Well at least we all know now that he wants kids. He does have a thing for children. Wait...would he kill his own children?

• Yori: XP Haha, Evona! We has never met. =D
  Evona: Evona! Let's change that. I recall Shadow speaking well of you way back when.
  Evona: ...
  Evona: Did I seriously type my own name?
  Evona: Yori, please blast me over the head with a shovel that is also a gun.
  Evona: Or gun-chucks.

• "Okay, head check. Those that are dead, mumble the word ‘brains’, the rest of you get on your feet. Gather up, let’s go," - Ravior, Bataille Decisive

• "Ah, excuse me for interrupting, Gentlemen, but I couldn't help but notice you cooking a child." - Andromalius, Crimson Rain

• Shadow: I want everyone to grovel!
  Shadow: Now.
  Guess: Command does not compute.
  Sphynx: Command Coding Error: Missing End Tag
  Shadow: >O Grovel.
  Shadow: [command="grovel"]GROVEL NOW[/command]
  Sphynx: Um, I don't speak code.
  
  
• "Give. Me. My. Fucking. Scythe. Back." - Orion, An Unsafe Sanctuary
  

• For the Birthday Scavenger Hunt:
  Sphynx: Oh Shadow, I think I found all the answers. Can I PM you now?
  Shadow: Haha. No.
  Shadow: You are not allowed to participate. Neither are Yori and Evona XP.
  Sphynx: Oh, great! And after I went to the trouble of copying and pasting all the answers you gave me earlier into a PM for you.

• World Domination: This simple spell allows Sphynx to take over the world in one fell swoop.

• kari: AHHHHH YAY A POST X33333
  Shadow: Yes XDD
  kari: Ooooooohooooo *bounces delightedly* Wonderful! Gawww I love that psychotic **** XDDD
  kari: Ohhh looky the star function is back on haha
  Shadow: XD It was never taken down lol.
  Yori: I think ass just isn't censored.
  Yori: And it's noooot~
  Yori: So thar, Kari-wuffle. =D You can talk about Orion's ass uncensored.
  Yori: Orion's ass is so... ass-like...
  Yori: *is done now... goes back to beading*
  Guess: o_o
  Guess: *Suddenly disturbed*
  Yori: o.0 What? Do you lack an ass-like ass?
  Yori: That's okay if you do. We can't all be like Orion. =O
  Yori: Kari wouldn't know who to marry if we were. XD
  Shadow: XDD Lmfao

• From Razi's Shadow Deck...
  
  
  • IV. Fish: When thrown, a large, four foot shadow trout is forcibly ejected from the card in a straight line to smash into an opponent. The shadow trout can also be picked up and used to bludgeon opponents, taking on the offensive properties of a sledgehammer. However, due to the fact that it is indeed a fish, the trout can be easily filleted by those with bladed weapons. Being beaten to death by this card may cause extreme embarrassment.
    
    
  • VI. Oblivion: Contrary to the imposing name, this card does nothing fantastic. In fact, it does nothing at all and when drawn simply makes a noise akin to "Whomp whomp" before returning to the deck.

• "Oh, are we really going to burden that one so much? Surely, he's already tired from lugging your massive ass around town by now. Uhm, not that your ass is any more massive than the rest of you, I mean. Just ...well, you are a laaaaarge fellow." - Freya LaShale, Something Wicked This Way Comes
  
  
• "Ooh, would you carry me if I asked nicely? I get giddy when slung over someone's shoulder. And my name is Freya. You can call me that instead of 'girl' if you like. 'Girl' implies immaturity and innocence. No, Sir, what sits behind you at this moment is a woman, not a girl. Nor a lady, which I noticed you stopped calling me once I opened my mouth." - Freya LaShale, Something Wicked This Way Comes

• Yori: Spite and Leraje were also here on Elly, until the activity check when me and Val opted to get rid of them.
  Alyth: Jeeze they were? I was freaking out a bit because i forgot to deal with the activity check...
  Yori: o.0 Uh... yeah...
  Yori: But I had too many characters and Val was like "OMG, I have THREE THREADS, I can't take this!" and... yeah. XD
  Yori: *is absolutely making fun of her mother*

• Guess: o_o You stopped Rping?
  Guess: ...Sphynx...
  Yori: Sphynx is on the patch. It's not really working.
  Guess: Oo She's pregnant?
  Yori: ....
  Yori: The patch... is typically for smokers... >.>;
  Guess: Oh... << Yes, right, of course.
  Sphynx: Only for like, a couple days. You can't get rid of me that easily.
  Guess: Wait, Sphynx smokes?
  Yori: Sphynx smokes roleplay, she does. XP
  Sphynx: ...and no, I'm not pregnant...*wonders where that came from*
  Yori: It's a reference to addiction. >.>
  Sphynx: That and hash.
  Guess: D= *Lost*
  Sphynx: I'm kidding, I don't smoke anything.
  
  
• Guess: Giant trouts make the world go round
  Woffle: indeed
  
  
• Woffle: Every time Sphynx says something sarcastically to Andi, he falls in love a weetle bit more *sigh*
  Sphynx: Aww, they are such a cute, dysfunctional couple.
  Woffle: yeeaaaah~ <333
  Woffle: he's totally smitten. Does she know that?
  Sphynx: No, I think she's completely clueless.
  Woffle: ...what... would she do if he told her? Would she act differently? Get the hell outta there?
  Sphynx: well it all depends on how he does it
  Woffle: just one night, walks up to her, looks into her eyes softly, and just says "...Sphynx. I'm enamoured of you. You're the most fascinating woman I've ever met. You already know, but it's time for you to
  Woffle: hear it. ...Be my Queen."
  Sphynx: Maybe if he proceeded to remind her of how much power she could get by sticking around, she would. Plus it helps that he now rules Morrin.
  Sphynx: Morrim*
  Yori: And then she shall reply "If you wannabe my lover, you gotta get with my friiiiiends!"
  

• "Aw come on, you're already so big! I don't know if I can take a Dragon!" - Chastity Moor, Stuck
  

• "So what brings you here, Andromalius? Here to prey on some unsuspecting children?"
  "M hm, I have this diabolical plot, see, to steal their candy..."
  - Shien-Zen and Andromalius, Set Up in the Library
  
  
• Shien-Zen looked out on the dance floor, there were not any females as desirable as Razi. - Shien-Zen, Lacking a Date
  

• "SPHYNX! You do NOT. HIT. THE HOST." - Andromalius, Hell Hath No Wrath...

• "My, my, you have quite the uh... chest, if you know what I mean. Mind if I take a squeeze? Oh wait... I forgot. Hands off of the lady's man. I'll grab one some other time, when no one's around." - Orion, Beneath a Blood Red Sky

• Yori: =O You all missed the funeral.
  Overlord: what funeral?
  Yori: Nick died. ;_;
  Yori: So I'm having a funeral for him.
  Yori: It's not open-air casket because... you know... vampires...
  Yori: I saved a bundle on cremation. =D
  Alyth: by switching to geico?
  Yori: XP No.
  Yori: Vampires come with this nifty money-saving mechanism when they're killed. =D
  Yori: They just turn to dust... no messy fires or cremation fees...
  Yori: Just a big ol' pile of dust on the floor.
  Overlord: that depends on how they die
  Yori: Pfft.
  Yori: Anyway. >.>
  Yori: Vampires all around should start a service for turning people just for easy cremation. =D
  Yori: They'd make a killing. XD
  Overlord: I think that pun made my brain bleed
  Yori: XD Haha. You can't take the pun-ishment.
  
  -a little later...-
  
  Kenna: cremation is already cheaper than your traditional burial methods. You guys are onto something here.
  Yori: XD Hells yes.
  Yori: Loved one is dying and you can't afford a proper burial? Can't even afford to cremate? Well do we have the solution for you! Vampire Turning Services has a guaranteed solution to your loved one's
  Yori: final resting place. Just call 1-800-BITEME and they'll take care of everything! No messy dirt or burning fees. They'll take your beloved family member and return the ashes, free of charge!
  Yori: Don't wait, call Vampire Turning Services today!

• Madame Noir: So I hear you are the doler of Doohm?
  Shadow: XDD Me?
  Shadow: I suppose you could say that lulz.
  Shadow: I dunno if you remember me, but I was Sin on TW. XD
  Mjor: you do dole out a certain amount of doom. Like some kind of murderous vending machine
  Shadow: LMFAO XD
  
  
• Shadow: =D~
  Fin Ghost: Look! The magical bearded shadow! Everyone make a wish!
  Shadow: XD It's a goatee, thank you.

• Kari: Niiiighhhhhtts! *poops*
  Yori: o.o
  Yori: KARI
  Aya: bye kari!
  Kari: *POOFSSS*
  Kari: XDDDDD
  Yori: XD
  Yori: Way to go, Kari. XP
  Kari: mannn that was bad. Bye bye!
  Madame Noir: Oh heavens...
  Yori: XD Who wants to clean up Kari's doodoo?
  Madame Noir: Hm, the person who notes the mess is the one to clean it. -hands Yori a bucket and mop- >.> Have fun.
  Yori: ;_; Nooo.

• Yori: *should go to bed...* =_= But I don't wanna toss and turn for an hour or two...
  Shadow: *Patpat* I drugged myself to sleep last night
  Yori: o.o;
  Shadow: Yeah. Slept prett damn good lol...
  Yori: XP I shall admit envy.
  Shadow: Lmao drug-induced sleeping isn't that good for you, but it was that or feel crappy so I went with plan A.
  Yori: =/ Beats tossing and turning, waking up five times, and on the fifth time having a stiff back.
  Guess: *Sleeps perfectly*
  Yori: >.< *stabs*
  Shadow: Yeeeah... >>
  Shadow: *Also stabs Guess*
  Guess: *Will probably sleep even better due to exhaustion caused by blood loss*
  Shadow: o_o Why do you have blood loss?
  Guess: Because the two of you STABBED me

• ”ah, but you can ne'er be careful o' the pretty ones, lads; there was an old shipmate o' mine who had lured into the clutches of a local lass, was almost as stunning as our own Royal bloodline, she was, a slender, elegant thing she was, you know how it goes, when you be off at sea too long, the lad couldn’t control hi'self. The things he did to her! Because we have a lady listenin' I will hav' to fill you in on the details later, I will. But the point to me story is that several days later that mate o' mine died o' a nasty rash that spread in his blood” - Kenta (Aya), Hunt

• Andromalius: *recieves hot cocoa, sips, reads a book~*
  Alyth: *sits down next to Andro* You always know how to tempt me...
  Andromalius: Hmm? What, by not doing anything?
  Andromalius: Oh, you mean a book~
  Alyth: By reading. *leans close and peers over shoulder*
  Andromalius: *leans towards Alyth so she can see* This one's boring.
  Alyth: *rests head on shoulder* Maybe that can change.
  Andromalius: Mm, maybe... No killing, no passion, and the main character is an idiot who can't see past the tip of his nose...
  Andromalius: *flips book to cover. It reads 'The Catcher in the Rye'.*

• Shadow: Ugh guess who just passed out for like... 20 minutes? @.@
  Mjor: Umm.... Shadow did/
  Shadow: Yes...
  Shadow: And now Shadow is all groggy and alldalflahdfkj.
  Mjor: My dear God... Shadow has alldalflahdfkj?
  Mjor: You should get that checked out... I hear people can die of it...
  Shadow: D=
  Mjor: I caught it once, and a result I can no longer move for five minutes a day, at all
  Mjor: I have to hold my breath and everything.
  Shadow: Wow, that's scary. D=
  Shadow: How did you recover?
  Mjor: Well, I didnt recover per se...
  Mjor: I escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles Underground, today, still wanted by the goverment I survive as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if noone else can help, and
  Mjor: if you can find me, maybe you can hire... The AD team
  Mjor: Im joking, it was a series of invasive and painful medical procedures
  Mjor: *looks around shiftily*
  Shadow: XDDD
  Shadow: Lmao
  Shadow: Wow
  Shadow: I'll have to be careful then.
  Mjor: I have to ask... There is only one way you can catch alldalflahdfkj... I think you may have been overexposed to David hasselhoff
  Shadow: No!
  Shadow: But how!?
  Mjor: well, when I got it, it was after a eighties TV marathon
  Mjor: did something like that happen to you?
  Gambit: *posted* YAY! ^^
  Shadow: No. I have watched now shows lately with David Hasselhoff. D=
  Shadow: Yay!
  Mjor: HOORAH
  Mjor: Although I am worried about Shadow... it must mean the Hoff managed to be nearby you without you knowing
  Mjor: Which means that your alldalflahdfkj may get worse. You need to find him, and make him go away
  ....
  Guess: BLAH BEOFUAFAFOAF
  Yori: o.0 I think Guess caught it too.
  Guess: Caught... What..?
  Mjor: something bad
  Mjor: have you recently seen... David Hasselhoff?

• Shadow: Tsuki says he has a feeling this will not lead to table fun. And is sad, but also says that character development is pretty rad.
  Yori: o.0 Tsuki says rad?
  Yori: Hell... Tsuki uses the term "table fun"?
  Sphynx: apparently.
  Sphynx: Tsuki is just that awesome, Yori.
  Yori: x_x Wait... wait... he has feelings?
  Shadow: Tsuki is being spoken for by his writer, who uses all sorts of OOC fun terms XP
  Shadow: XD LOL
  Sphynx: Sphynx says she has absolutely no idea where this will lead.
  Shadow: Lmfao he's got feelings in the thread with Sphynx.
  Shadow: Tsuki says darn. Unpredictability irks him something fierce.
  Yori: =O Oh Tsuki!! I'm so proud of you!
  Sphynx: That could be Sphynx's first question. Do you ever actually feel anything, or just sometimes make faces that you think suit the moment?

• Val: If you see this, sis, I squee'd over your post.
  Val: And if I make it out alive, you and everyone else I owe replies to will get them soon.
  Pai: squeeing is fun~
  Val: And no you didn't move him around too much.
  Val: Only issue left for me now is....how he got injured....
  Val: WHO WANTS TO BEAT UP VAL? 8D
  Yori: Spite maybe.
  Pai: PAI WILL
  Yori: Oh wait, Spite's like... busy and such... and wouldn't hurt him anyway. XD
  Val: Psh, that's mean, Yori. D=
  Guess: *Raises hand*
  Guess: =D Mirix will beat up Val
  Val: OKAY PAI. I CHARGE YOU WITH THE RESPONSIBILITY OF BEATING VAL UP.
  Val: Both of them can. xD
  Yori: =D *tosses Don at Val* Reunion time! With claws!
  Val: xD
  Yori: XP WARDROBE MURDER
  Pai: YAY BEATING UP
  Mel: Valerian fought a lion! Make him fight a lion!!
  Yori: =O Vaaaal! I demand some reference to Val's clothes.
  Val: LOL
  Mel: And, also...Chuck Norris.
  Val: *cracks up*
  Yori: XD Heck no. A Chuck-lion.
  Mel: YUS!
  Val: I will attempt to insert a reference to his clothes in there, just for you Yori
  Mel: Possibly the most dangerous animal EVER.
  Yori: A DNA splicing experiment gone wrong.
  Yori: Or... or... the love child between Chuck and a lioness, because normal women just couldn't handle it.
  Mel: No, a DNA splicing experiment gone SO RIGHT.
  Yori: XD Yaaay~
  Pai: LOL
  Mel: Omg, I'm going to draw a Chuck-lion.
  Mel: It must be done.
  Yori: Maybe it should be a Chuck-liger....
  Mel: Even better.
  Val: GO MEL GO
  Yori: XP Only Chuck Norris can make a liger reproduce.
  Pai: GO GO GO
  Val: Agh, I need to figure out Val's timeline now. He has too much crap going on.
  Val: OHHEY MEL. I has a question for you. Well, maybe several.
  Yori: XP Val did whatever it was he was doing, got mauled by a Chuck-liger and dropped in to see Mori~
  Val: *lol's*
  Yori: Like "Oh noes, I'm dying and I have Chuck-liger rabies and I LUB YOU~"
  Yori: ...*rabies lubs*
  Val: xDDD

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Yori: Spite and Leraje were also here on Elly, until the activity check when me and Val opted to get rid of them.
Alyth: Jeeze they were? I was freaking out a bit because i forgot to deal with the activity check...
Yori: o.0 Uh... yeah...
Yori: But I had too many characters and Val was like "OMG, I have THREE THREADS, I can't take this!" and... yeah. XD
Yori: *is absolutely making fun of her mother*