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Odd/funny Moments In Ff7; What are yours?
Topic Started: Jun 18 2011, 03:54 AM (547 Views)
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There are many of these moments in FFVII - often occurring simultaneously. What are your LOL! or BZZT? moments?

Mine, for today, is when I gave the guide book to the old man in Kalm. He said he'd trade it for Underwater Materia. Okay. So I wait while he hobbles over to his bedside cabinet to retrieve it. He takes two steps - still not anywhere close to me - and just throws it on the ground. It was like he said, "Here, pick it up, punk!"

Dude, you could have at least put it in my hand. Have I done something to displease you? Do you not like the look of my face? Did you revel in making me walk over and bend down to pick up some gorram materia? Sheesh.
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yin-chan
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'This guy are sick' cracks me up everytime! :lmao: :lmao:
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Ultimavara
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I always thought Red XIII wobbling around on two legs while wearing the sailor suit was funny and cute.
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Alan Bates
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FF7 in general had a LOT of humor in it. You don't see SQUARE do that stuff much anymore.

Well, there's the entire Wallmarket Scene.

Wedge having his butt catch fire and running around.

All the various bathroom jokes.

The date scene is as much fun to mess up as it is to play straight, perhaps even more so.

I also especially liked the guy in Rocket Town that told those horrible puns, and how Cid eventually gets so tired of the guy he just kicks him right in the groin.

And let's not forget CLoud calling Aeris the slum drunk.
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One that always makes me smile is when you go into that old man's house in Wutai and chat to him, and you get the following exchange:

Gramps: "Let's see... what was your name?"
Little Kid: "No, Gramps! This isn't anyone you know! This is just some stranger that barged into our house!"

It just amuses me because it's not very often that the NPCs in RPGs actually comment or protest when random people come into their house unannounced and start rooting through their stuff. :lol:
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Miss Yukari
Jun 18 2011, 03:23 PM
One that always makes me smile is when you go into that old man's house in Wutai and chat to him, and you get the following exchange:

Gramps: "Let's see... what was your name?"
Little Kid: "No, Gramps! This isn't anyone you know! This is just some stranger that barged into our house!"

It just amuses me because it's not very often that the NPCs in RPGs actually comment or protest when random people come into their house unannounced and start rooting through their stuff. :lol:

Holy molly! That was what i was gonna say too! xD I really like the whole wallmarket scene. But what really got me laughin' was when Cloud said... "Let's mosey!" that was SO strange when I saw that. I was like... "wth, why did Cloud jus' say mosey" :lmao:
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Vixie
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Some of the Honeybee Inn girls' dialogue about Cloud is funny. They think he's creepy...

I always lol'd at Aerith appearing in front of Cloud after he snuck out of the house. How'd she get there before him?

Another bit I like is in Don's basement when Tifa realizes it's Cloud dressed as a woman. She jumps, and then says he's not bad :lmao:
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Miss Yukari
Jun 18 2011, 07:23 PM
One that always makes me smile is when you go into that old man's house in Wutai and chat to him, and you get the following exchange:

Gramps: "Let's see... what was your name?"
Little Kid: "No, Gramps! This isn't anyone you know! This is just some stranger that barged into our house!"

It just amuses me because it's not very often that the NPCs in RPGs actually comment or protest when random people come into their house unannounced and start rooting through their stuff. :lol:

I love that to, it reminds me in Phantasy Star IV in Aiedo when you enter this guys house who looking around for his secret stash and you talk to him and he jumps shouting something like "How dare you enter my house without warning!". :lmao:

The squatting in the gym getting the wig makes me laugh also because there's no way it could still be funny in a remake like it was in that or if in the Honeybee Inn when Cloud wakes up and Mukki is lying on top of him.

And any typo or grammar error.

Battle Arena
 
Do you want to continue?

Off course!

And not exactly an error but more the phrash doesn't make sense against the first boss the Scorpion bot.

Cloud
 
Attack while the tail is up! Its gonna counter attack with its laser!

So basically Cloud is telling Barret to attack the Scorpion when its tail is up so it WILL counter attack them. :lol:

My absolute favourite has to be Jenova's ONE AND ONLY LINE.
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Beacause, you are... a puppet.

:lmao:
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One of my favorite moments was when my Cloud was dressed as a woman enough to meet Don Corneo. It was hilarious as the Don hit on Cloud who of course I made say that his man was Barret. *laughs*
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yin-chan
Jun 18 2011, 01:09 PM
'This guy are sick' cracks me up everytime! :lmao: :lmao:

I personally chose to believe that's exactly how Aeris said that and it wasn't a translation error.

Afterwards she said to herself "Come on now, Aeris. Get it together. You're making yourself look like a fool in front of this guy."
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Jun 18 2011, 10:41 PM
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Attack while the tail is up! Its gonna counter attack with its laser!

So basically Cloud is telling Barret to attack the Scorpion when its tail is up so it WILL counter attack them. :lol:

I believe this was the reason for my first Game Over. :lmao:

In Aerith's house you can repetitively "scare" her if you go to her room. There's no door opening animation so it looks like Cloud's suddenly slamming the door open. Boo!!!

The battles in FFVII can be quite entertaining. Toads, minis and confused party members attacking their allies. Do...do they even counter if they're equipped w/Counter Materia? :o I really need to replay FFVII! No Ribbon + Slash-All + Super Nova = one of my more ridiculous Game Overs.

The guy being sick beacause he are off course, everything Wall Market, totally ruining the TV parade and Rufus's welcome ceremony and the Gold Saucer date play.

And the way Cloud remembers what he was doing in Tifa's house. "I played the piano! I read Tifa's letter! I got the orthopedic underwear!" Lol, it's as if he's proud of himself and triumphantly exclaiming how he did all that. :lmao:
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(Asenk631 Jun 20, 2011 01:08a.m.)
One of my favorite moments was when my Cloud was dressed as a woman enough to meet Don Corneo. It was hilarious as the Don hit on Cloud who of course I made say that his man was Barret. *laughs*


That was my favorite scene also!!! I still can't believe Mr. Serious-1st-Class-Soldier dressed up like a woman! That's one of the many things I love about Aerith! I can't even get my boyfriend to wear a male cosplay wig. Yet this girl got Cloud to dress up as a woman! I wish Zack saw this. Zack would probably hit on Cloud. LOLZ!!!
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