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| The Twilight Of My Ass; Anti-Stephenie Meyer | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 9 2008, 04:13 AM (12,760 Views) | |
| Lute | May 17 2008, 03:58 PM Post #121 |
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I think the STOP....DAZZLE TIME has taken the -finealdo,BUNNY'S- place. ![]() Haha, I was talking to my friend on the phone the other night, and she actually likes Twilight. Then I told her to watch the trailer, and she was so disgusted I was laughing. xD She said he sounded like a rapist, too! Basically, she said "Ew, he looks like a rapist! This is supposed to be a romance, not a horror movie! Ugh, when I go to see this and tht creepy Edward's watching her all night I'm going to be sick. And when he was watching her before the car accident it looked like he wanted to kill her! This trailer's going to make all the Twilight fans hate it now. And that Edward is so ugly it's not even funny. He's so pale and bony it looks like he could drop dead at any moment." That last comment gave me a funny image. xDD Lawl. Even the fans hate the trailer. :B Oh ja, she also said the Emmett sounds like he's drunk. "She'szzzz not one uff uz, Edwaaard..." |
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| True Serenity | May 17 2008, 07:04 PM Post #122 |
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Hahahahahaha, Dr. Coon and Kaldea get 9863985934859 internets. ![]() Edward looks like a rapist. ;; But the actor was adorable in Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire. Lol. So everytime I see this sparkling vampire that is Edward, I immediately think of Harry Potter. ) : I haven't read one book of the Twilight series, but I know the story and ALL MY CLASSMATES ARE READING IT. Everywhere I look, a person is holding the same book. D: Make it stop, oh make it stop. Vampire boyfranz.
OMG THAT'S SHARKBOY FROM THE ADVENTURES OF SHARKBOY AND LAVAGIRL. How intimidating can this movie get. |
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| Lute | May 18 2008, 03:04 AM Post #123 |
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TS: I KNOW!!! I was talking to my other friend about how creepy the trailer was, and she was like "Jacob's Sharkboy." D: D: I WAS IN SHOCK. I found it hilarious.
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| Kusari Yarou | May 18 2008, 11:49 AM Post #124 |
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Srsly, I feel bad for Robert Pattinson. Not that I'm telling you guys off for making fun of his Edwardness(this is a hate club after all XD). But this is the first time I've seen an actor so bashed by a fandom just for his looks and looks alone! When Gary Oldman was cast as Sirius Black, general consensus was "Oh, SO not my vision of Sirius...but he can act...". Nicole Kidman as Marissa Coulter: "Beautiful and a great actress-- she's perfect!" Ben Barnes as Prince Caspian: "He's gorgeous but he's a little too old...and let's hope he can act." I mean...the fandoms' first concern was always that they play the characters right even if he/she doesn't look like they imagined at all. But about 80% of the gals that make up the Twilight fandom just moan about how HE'Z NOT SECKSAY ENUFF : I wonder if the author knows what shallow fans she has. XD Errr...why's Jacob a sun? THAT BUNNEH ROX! Twilight in emoticons: :monster::wub:..... :wub:....:luv:
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| Rikkulicious | May 18 2008, 02:24 PM Post #125 |
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I think it might be because Edward's looks are explained every other page in great detail. Or so I've heard. xD So, I think that makes both the author and Bella pretty shallow already. Also, from the trailer, I don't think his acting is too great. Maybe it's just because it's probably oh-so-difficult to portray a perfect Gary Stu. |
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| Skelly | May 18 2008, 03:12 PM Post #126 |
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@Kusari: Well, of course her fans would be pissed at him not being sexy enough. He was probably the only character in a book I've ever known who was loved for his looks and looks alone. So of course they'd be pissed.I think it's lovely irony. : D |
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| Lute | May 20 2008, 12:49 AM Post #127 |
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Yeahh. And from the way he acted in that trailer and made it look like a horror/RAPE film to a FAN of Twilight, it's no wonder he's being ba-ba-bashed. :3 And I'm very picky about my actors, anyway. xD;; I'm hardly ever satisfied. D: |
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| Bellebelle3 | May 20 2008, 04:40 PM Post #128 |
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Oh thou holy God, please sign thou up. Thou shall be enternally grateful. |
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| Kuraudo | May 20 2008, 10:52 PM Post #129 |
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I was getting my hair done yesterday, and the moment I sat down in the chair, my hairstylist immediately brought up Twilight and how awesome it was. She's just read the first book and is obsessively fangirling over it. She told me that she's seen all the trailers online, and can't wait for the movie, etc...~~ She's actually really, really cool and I really like her, I just thought it was sort of ironic. D:D:D: dsfadsfafsdf |
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| Kaldea | May 21 2008, 12:47 AM Post #130 |
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How sad. ![]() My fiance didn't even know what the series was. I told him to keep it that way.
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| Sefie | May 21 2008, 04:49 AM Post #131 |
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xD I just explained it to my husband so he could understand why I was laughing so hard at your animation |
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| Rinchan | May 22 2008, 06:14 AM Post #132 |
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I don't get the appeal of vampires. And vampires=Attractive and sexy is just no. They are monsters. They should be scary, not porn stars. I mean, what ever happened to the sickly pale vampires with the creepy eyes that just stare into you? Why not make sexy zombies who's skin you know... isn't rotting? Besides Werewolves > Vampires And classic vampire > modern sexy vampire. |
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| Kusari Yarou | May 23 2008, 08:49 AM Post #133 |
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This person can explain the appeal of vampires better than me :
But as she says,"Twilight destroys that appeal in one foul swoop" (from this rant Twilight: An American Tragedy) XD
Oh, you've no idea! "Every other page" is an understatement! And not just his face, also his VOICE, and even his BREATH. In ONE chapter-- roughly 20 pages--he's described as follows: -"shattering off his skin in a thousand rainbow shards like he was made of crystal or diamond..." -"his angel's face" -"smiling so beautifully that my heart felt like it was going to swell up" -"excruciatingly lovely" -"icy,perfect lips" -"like a marble tribute to some forgotten pagan god of beauty"(THE PHUCK?) -"startlingly beautiful" -"liquid, topaz eyes" -"the flow of his perfect, formal articulation" -"His sweet breath fanned across my face..." -"his chest being hard, cold--and perfect-- as an ice sculpture..." -"his irresistible, velvet voice" -"his golden eyes were brooding" -"his marble face" -"his perfect features" -"his lovely face" ...:veto: OY, STEPHENIE SAYS NOT TO BASH THE ACTORS:
Hyperventilation? OH MAI
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| Kaldea | May 25 2008, 06:27 PM Post #134 |
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HAHAHAHAHAHA, HOW RIDICULOUS. I would have the same reaction out of absolute disgust.
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| icor | May 25 2008, 08:08 PM Post #135 |
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This person can explain the appeal of vampires better than me :
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