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The Twilight Of My Ass; Anti-Stephenie Meyer
Topic Started: May 9 2008, 04:13 AM (12,760 Views)
Lute
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I think the STOP....DAZZLE TIME has taken the -finealdo,BUNNY'S- place. :lmao:

Haha, I was talking to my friend on the phone the other night, and she actually likes Twilight. Then I told her to watch the trailer, and she was so disgusted I was laughing. xD She said he sounded like a rapist, too! Basically, she said "Ew, he looks like a rapist! This is supposed to be a romance, not a horror movie! Ugh, when I go to see this and tht creepy Edward's watching her all night I'm going to be sick. And when he was watching her before the car accident it looked like he wanted to kill her! This trailer's going to make all the Twilight fans hate it now. And that Edward is so ugly it's not even funny. He's so pale and bony it looks like he could drop dead at any moment."

That last comment gave me a funny image. xDD

Lawl. Even the fans hate the trailer. :B Oh ja, she also said the Emmett sounds like he's drunk. "She'szzzz not one uff uz, Edwaaard..."
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Hahahahahaha, Dr. Coon and Kaldea get 9863985934859 internets. :lmao: :lmao:

Edward looks like a rapist. ;; But the actor was adorable in Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire. Lol. So everytime I see this sparkling vampire that is Edward, I immediately think of Harry Potter. ) :

I haven't read one book of the Twilight series, but I know the story and ALL MY CLASSMATES ARE READING IT. Everywhere I look, a person is holding the same book. D: Make it stop, oh make it stop. Vampire boyfranz.

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OMG THAT'S SHARKBOY FROM THE ADVENTURES OF SHARKBOY AND LAVAGIRL.
How intimidating can this movie get.
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TS: I KNOW!!! I was talking to my other friend about how creepy the trailer was, and she was like "Jacob's Sharkboy." D: D:

I WAS IN SHOCK. :lmao: I found it hilarious.
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Srsly, I feel bad for Robert Pattinson. Not that I'm telling you guys off for making fun of his Edwardness(this is a hate club after all XD). But this is the first time I've seen an actor so bashed by a fandom just for his looks and looks alone!
When Gary Oldman was cast as Sirius Black, general consensus was "Oh, SO not my vision of Sirius...but he can act...". Nicole Kidman as Marissa Coulter: "Beautiful and a great actress-- she's perfect!" Ben Barnes as Prince Caspian: "He's gorgeous but he's a little too old...and let's hope he can act." I mean...the fandoms' first concern was always that they play the characters right even if he/she doesn't look like they imagined at all.
But about 80% of the gals that make up the Twilight fandom just moan about how HE'Z NOT SECKSAY ENUFF : I wonder if the author knows what shallow fans she has. XD

Errr...why's Jacob a sun?
THAT BUNNEH ROX!

Twilight in emoticons:
:monster::wub:..... :fury: :wub:....:luv: :blush:
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May 18 2008, 07:49 AM
Srsly, I feel bad for Robert Pattinson. Not that I'm telling you guys off for making fun of his Edwardness(this is a hate club after all XD). But this is the first time I've seen an actor so bashed by a fandom just for his looks and looks alone!
When Gary Oldman was cast as Sirius Black, general consensus was "Oh, SO not my vision of Sirius...but he can act...". Nicole Kidman as Marissa Coulter: "Beautiful and a great actress-- she's perfect!" Ben Barnes as Prince Caspian: "He's gorgeous but he's a little too old...and let's hope he can act." I mean...the fandoms' first concern was always that they play the characters right even if he/she doesn't look like they imagined at all.
But about 80% of the gals that make up the Twilight fandom just moan about how HE'Z NOT SECKSAY ENUFF : I wonder if the author knows what shallow fans she has. XD

:lmao: I think it might be because Edward's looks are explained every other page in great detail. Or so I've heard. xD So, I think that makes both the author and Bella pretty shallow already.

Also, from the trailer, I don't think his acting is too great. Maybe it's just because it's probably oh-so-difficult to portray a perfect Gary Stu.
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@Kusari: Well, of course her fans would be pissed at him not being sexy enough. He was probably the only character in a book I've ever known who was loved for his looks and looks alone. :lmao: So of course they'd be pissed.

I think it's lovely irony. : D
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Yeahh. And from the way he acted in that trailer and made it look like a horror/RAPE film to a FAN of Twilight, it's no wonder he's being ba-ba-bashed. :3

And I'm very picky about my actors, anyway. xD;; I'm hardly ever satisfied. D:
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I was getting my hair done yesterday, and the moment I sat down in the chair, my hairstylist immediately brought up Twilight and how awesome it was. She's just read the first book and is obsessively fangirling over it. She told me that she's seen all the trailers online, and can't wait for the movie, etc...~~ She's actually really, really cool and I really like her, I just thought it was sort of ironic. D:D:D: dsfadsfafsdf
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How sad. :fish:

My fiance didn't even know what the series was. I told him to keep it that way. :fish:
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May 20 2008, 05:47 PM
How sad. :fish:

My fiance didn't even know what the series was. I told him to keep it that way. :fish:

xD I just explained it to my husband so he could understand why I was laughing so hard at your animation
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I don't get the appeal of vampires.

And vampires=Attractive and sexy is just no. They are monsters. They should be scary, not porn stars. I mean, what ever happened to the sickly pale vampires with the creepy eyes that just stare into you?

Why not make sexy zombies who's skin you know... isn't rotting?

Besides Werewolves > Vampires

And classic vampire > modern sexy vampire.
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:P This person can explain the appeal of vampires better than me :

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What attracts people to vampire fiction, is the struggle of good and evil. Are vampires automatically damned? Are they trading away their souls for immortality, and twisted perfection? Is such immortality a perverse imitation of God’s plan for eternal life in Heaven? Are they evil, or is it possible for a vampire to be good? The sun (God’s light) denies them. They feast on human blood every night, when they were once human themselves. The moral quandary of vampires is what makes vampire fiction so great. Good and evil battle within every story, an eternal theme that replays every day within our lives and imaginations. Vampires internalize that struggle, that age-old battle, within their very beings. A battle that means their soul, or the loss of such.


But as she says,"Twilight destroys that appeal in one foul swoop"
(from this rant Twilight: An American Tragedy) XD

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I think it might be because Edward's looks are explained every other page in great detail. Or so I've heard.

Oh, you've no idea! "Every other page" is an understatement! And not just his face, also his VOICE, and even his BREATH.
In ONE chapter-- roughly 20 pages--he's described as follows:
-"shattering off his skin in a thousand rainbow shards like he was made of crystal or diamond..."
-"his angel's face"
-"smiling so beautifully that my heart felt like it was going to swell up"
-"excruciatingly lovely"
-"icy,perfect lips"
-"like a marble tribute to some forgotten pagan god of beauty"(THE PHUCK?)
-"startlingly beautiful"
-"liquid, topaz eyes"
-"the flow of his perfect, formal articulation"
-"His sweet breath fanned across my face..."
-"his chest being hard, cold--and perfect-- as an ice sculpture..."
-"his irresistible, velvet voice"
-"his golden eyes were brooding"
-"his marble face"
-"his perfect features"
-"his lovely face"

...:veto:

OY, STEPHENIE SAYS NOT TO BASH THE ACTORS:
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While watching the playback from a very intense scene with Bella and Edward, the girl next to me literally slid right out of her chair—I think her bones melted. She also may have stopped breathing for a few seconds, too. I know I did.....they are channeling Edward and Bella like nobody's business...you might want to bring a paper bag to the movie, because their on-screen chemistry may cause hyperventilation. That is all.

Hyperventilation? OH MAI :fish:
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HAHAHAHAHAHA, HOW RIDICULOUS. I would have the same reaction out of absolute disgust. :fish:
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Fcku, after reading excerpts of Twilight, there's no way I couldn't get published. Even if I vomited onto paper and submitted that.
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