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The Twilight Of My Ass; Anti-Stephenie Meyer
Topic Started: May 9 2008, 04:13 AM (12,763 Views)
Skelly
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Kusari Yarou
May 11 2008, 12:36 PM
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:lmao:

OHMIGUH. STFU. HE PROBABLY WROTE THEM, wthell. SO DUNN BE HATING, BETCH. D:< Make with the Hugh Hefner and although he's reeeeally old love him already, m'kay??! :tard:
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yet again, today I loved you
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May 11 2008, 04:39 AM
Kusari Yarou
May 11 2008, 08:36 AM
Yo.

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:lmao: :lmao: NOOO, HE'S MYSTERIAZ AND SEXY!! :angry: :mad:

AND SPARKLES!
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Yuth, sparkles. He will captivate j00 wif his scintillating bodee. D:

:lmao: Kusari, that is an AMAZING icon. <3333 LOVE.

Blood: YES. That book....As soon as I read the sibling thang, I was like "screw this". D: < Jace x Clary was hot, too. Simon's sfhsddfhsbfd. D: Geez, it could've been a good book, and then it got screwed up. Ja but the vampires were a bit more believable. xDD SPARKLE MUCH? D: The young adult genre does seem to be slowly bleeding to death...xD
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Summary of Eclipse (the third book) in icon form:

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From a fan of the series, no less. :lmao:

And in terms of liking characters, y'know, I actually think I kinda liked Edward when we didn't know that he was a ~~~sparkley vampire~~~ and we only knew that he really really didn't like Bella.

Of course, that quickly changed, but uh. :mellow:
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!!!! :lmao:

That is pure, epic win, MT. xD <333
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May 11 2008, 05:41 PM
Summary of Eclipse (the third book) in icon form:

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From a fan of the series, no less. :lmao:

And in terms of liking characters, y'know, I actually think I kinda liked Edward when we didn't know that he was a ~~~sparkley vampire~~~ and we only knew that he really really didn't like Bella.

Of course, that quickly changed, but uh. :mellow:

I love that icon! It suits the book! :lmao:

I liked Edward that way as well. Too bad he could stay that way.

Wow... I think I am actually starting to hate this book as well XD. Maybe it's the fandom getting to me.
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May 11 2008, 04:41 PM
And in terms of liking characters, y'know, I actually think I kinda liked Edward when we didn't know that he was a ~~~sparkley vampire~~~ and we only knew that he really really didn't like Bella.

Of course, that quickly changed, but uh. :mellow:

<3 Me too.

I thought Edward was pretty cool in the beginning, when he didn't like Bella and only glared at her. THAT BEHAVIOR MADE KURAUDO HAPPY. Shame he couldn't stay like that, because I liked him then. It made me think that maybe the book wouldn't turn out to be a cliched, teenage romance.

But then we were introduced to romantic, charming, Bella-fanboy Edward, and it all went to hell. :mellow:

If I had to pick a least favorite character from the book, though, it would be Bella. I can't stand her. Then Jacob. D:
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Bella is absolutely terrible, but I think that's more because EVERYBODY LOVES HER OH MAI GAWD more than any innate characteristics. Jacob Black was okay until the second book which was just one big giant facepalm.

I don't mind the fandom, as long as they keep providing me with pictures of Gaspard Ulliel who is not Edward gawddang it.
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May 11 2008, 07:54 PM
Bella is absolutely terrible, but I think that's more because EVERYBODY LOVES HER OH MAI GAWD more than any innate characteristics.

Agreed. I didn't find her likeable at all, and wtf was up with all the guys being in love with her? She's supposedly very plain looking, a kluts, etc., and when she arrives at Forks, everyone treats her like royalty. D:

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Jacob Black was okay until the second book which was just one big giant facepalm.

No, the second (and third) was one big giant headdesk. :fish:
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May 11 2008, 05:59 PM
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Jacob Black was okay until the second book which was just one big giant facepalm.

No, the second (and third) was one big giant headdesk. :fish:

I decided to be sane when it came to the third book and only read the spoilers--so it was only facepalm-y level for me. :lol:
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Funny thing is, that icon I posted was also made by a fan! :lol:

Meh, I didn't even touch Cassie Claire's book because I was still so disgusted by her plagiarism and making money off fics <_<

Kuraudo
 
I thought Edward was pretty cool in the beginning, when he didn't like Bella and only glared at her. THAT BEHAVIOR MADE KURAUDO HAPPY. Shame he couldn't stay like that, because I liked him then. It made me think that maybe the book wouldn't turn out to be a cliched, teenage romance.

But then we were introduced to romantic, charming, Bella-fanboy Edward, and it all went to hell

My thoughts exactly. He was intriguing then, and she had a bit of a spine. But after teh declarations of twoo wub... :puke:

I agree about Jasper; I like what little I saw of him. For all that he's cut off from the family, he's so kind :) I like Alice too; she's lovable. And I like them together.
I like Rosalie because she's a bitch to Bella XD

Y'know, I've heard it said that Lestat and Co are just as Gary Stu and perfect as Edward :ermm: Err, pah-leaze! Lestat may be absurdly gorgeous. but at least he knows how audacious he is. He pokes fun at his supposed perfection, not like Edward who's all, "OMG, I dazzle people? RLY???"
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I heard someone say Lestat and wut. :fish:
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May 11 2008, 08:18 AM
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But uh, Victoria and James were pretty awesome until they were given really crappy endings. D:

What happened to them? Did they die terrible deaths because they didn't like Bella? D:

Cassandra Claire (think that Very Secret Diaries/LOTR spoof) got published too. My friend let me borrow the book---and it was terrible too. hero and heroine discover they're possibly related ACKfhusasickyickyicky Bad fanfics should never get published.

Ahaha, isn't that the book with the guy who has anti-freeze coloured eyes and octopus hair?

That is some of the worst writing I've ever read. Hell, she even plagiarised her own fanfics in it.
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My friend is so obsessed with Stephanie Meyer's works it sickens me. I confronted her about the whole "sparkle" ordeal and went on to rant about how utterly annoying it was that a supposedly "plain" and "clumsy" girl had legions of vampire fan-boys at her feet. I also asked her what was so special about Bella's character; this is what she had to say.

"Who cares if they sparkle! Edward is a hottie and Bella is lucky to have him. & you know why everyone likes her so much? Because she's the only human ever to cross their path that isn't afraid of vampires."

Btw, I just received my copy of the book "Twilight" in the mail. Wish me luck~!
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Edward can read minds. stfu
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