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The Twilight Of My Ass; Anti-Stephenie Meyer
Topic Started: May 9 2008, 04:13 AM (12,739 Views)
Damaged
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I'd be with Giles on that one. Or I'd shoot myself in the head. One of the two.
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Kusari Yarou
Dec 6 2008, 01:08 PM
So I haven't been keeping up with the Buffy Season 8 comic, but I hear that the Big Bad of the season is named....Twilight.
Probably a coincidence, but still loltastic XD

Anyway, that got me thinking, what if you put Bella in Buffy's place as the newly arrived Slayer in Sunnydale?

Because considering how she immediately pigeonholed Mike just cause of his hair and skin, and gives Jessica such unflattering descriptions..

Bella on Willow: Eww, she's a computer nerd who stutters!
Bella on Xander: Eww, a skateboarding geek with gross hair!
Bella on Cordelia: Eww, a sixteen year old girl who likes to talk about boys and clothes!
Bella on Oz: Eww, gelled-up rocker guy with a height problem!

Yeah. Buh-bye Slayerettes. How dare you be awkward school misfits!

And, upon meeting Angel:
Angel: The Harvest is coming, Slayer--
Bella: *hyperventilates*
Angel: Uh?
Bella: You...you have dark, flashing, scorching coal-midnight-obsidian eyes, a body to put Adonis into the deepest throes of shame, a voice like glistening, lambent velvet-
Angel: What? Velvet doesn't glisten. Let's talk about the Harvest, Luke is gathering vampires for the-
Bella: You're so gorgeous I will let you stalk me, and watch me sleep, and explode at me in your scorching way, and try to control and manipulate me!
Angel: But to do that, I'd have to lose my soul and become a demon!
Bella: Yesyesyes, please do so!

Giles: Oh f*ck. I quit.

XD

Glorious. Just....glorious XD
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Kusari Yarou
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Oh, before I forget, here's a treat for the anti-Twilight Buffy fans!

The Scooby Gang sporks Twilight!
Chapter One: ANGEL: Did one of those fools from that vampire-worshipping cult write this?
Chapter Two: XANDER: Ladies and gentlemen, we have the new hit song of the year, "Hello" by Edward Cullen. It has one lyric. This is amazing.

Everyone is so in character and the spork is magnificent *grins*
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DivineRose
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And here's yet another Anti-Twilight Buffy treat:

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Kusari Yarou
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^ Giles, I love you,but Ethan Rayne must've cast a spell on you to make you like crappy books XD

OH FRACKIN CRAP
Please don't do it, Ben Barnes! Don't let this series contaminate Narnia too!
And hello, you still have Dawn Treader to film! >.<
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-Revives.-

There ya go KY! :huggle:

I would like to join this club :3
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Kusari Yarou
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Haven't seen DG around but welcome to the club!

Some of my fave lulzy icons:
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Guh, I used to get teary-eyed when Cedric dies in GoF. Now I can't stop myself from looking like this- :devil:

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The Winchesters pwn Edward's sparkly ass ANY TIME :tard:

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^I hear this is an actual line from the books...is that true? :ermm:
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I was wondering if I can join as well.

If Bella meeting the buffy gang is bad just think what would happen if she met the FF VII gang *shudders* oh well she wouldn't last ten seconds with Aerith and Tifa around.
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Asuka
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N00000000000000000000000000000!! CEDRIC!!

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Bella on Willow: Eww, she's a computer nerd who stutters!
Bella on Xander: Eww, a skateboarding geek with gross hair!
Bella on Cordelia: Eww, a sixteen year old girl who likes to talk about boys and clothes!
Bella on Oz: Eww, gelled-up rocker guy with a height problem!



xD but then she'd complain about how pretty they are compared to her even though Bella is supposedly the most gorgeous thing to ever grace this planet.

My friend told me that all the boys in Forks were attracted to Bella because she was so plain....

...um, what? :huh:
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Twilight sucks like hoover. 'nuf said.
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Asuka
Mar 15 2009, 02:17 AM
My friend told me that all the boys in Forks were attracted to Bella because she was so plain....

...um, what? :huh:

Aren't plain people the ones with no personality... or anything for that matter? Oh wait.... Does Bella even have a personality? In a way she might, but I can't see it. Can we even list good things about Bella? Or Edward for that matter?

I miss the scary vampires. Ya know, the ones that made me freak out in the dark when I was a child. Ones like Dracula (the fictional version). What happened to them?
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Mar 16 2009, 02:39 PM
I miss the scary vampires. Ya know, the ones that made me freak out in the dark when I was a child. Ones like Dracula (the fictional version). What happened to them?

The pansy disco balls of Twilightdom blinded them and they had to go into hiding lest they die. : )
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Damaged
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I still believe in the scary vampires! Long live them!

Sorry about that. I needed my moment.
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Yes, yes, I know what you mean. Annnd I entirely agree with you. <3

SAVE THE SCARY VAMPIRES. They are a dying breed. ;;
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...So my friend, Michelle, was crying today...

Her "Mrs. Edward Cullen" T-shirt she order off the internet came and it wasn't the right size..


/endstupidity :fish:
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