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The Twilight Of My Ass; Anti-Stephenie Meyer
Topic Started: May 9 2008, 04:13 AM (12,766 Views)
Lute
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Haha, have you read the book? O:

They sparkle. In the sun. The vampires, that is. D:

AND I AGREE THAT THE LEADING GUY IS HIDEOUS. xDD Plus, he sounds like a rapist. ;;

"How long haff j00 been seventeen?"

"....A LONG TIEMZ." > : D *rapes*
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The leading guy also takes awkward pauses between his words. Oh, and has a British accent in the beginning of the trailer for no reason?

Also, I've met people who refer to this book as "better than the Bible". Several refer to it as that, actually.

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Yah.
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Lol, British Edward. Lute, you make him sound perverted. :lmao:

Anyone who considers the fanfic novel Twilight better than the Bible needs help. :fish:
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@Bloodbath: God. Immune-to-everything vampires are annoying. If they were so amazing and godlike, why the hell aren't they ruling the world and murdering everyone?

'Cause they are just misunderstood fiends who really/truly/definitely have hearts of gold! :D

Vampires are sexy, when well-written and realistically pulled off. Which is something Stephanie Meyer totally fails at, methinks.

.. Please tell me you guys are lying. About the sparkly thing, I mean. I keep hearing that the vampires in Twilight are not only immune to the sun, but also sparkle. Frigging sparkle.

Since when do vampires equal prettypretty fairies??

What ARE they're weaknesses? Garlic, stakes, etc. They have to have at least one!
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Nope. Carlisle was a priest before he was a vampire. :lmao: DEY R IMMUNE TO EVERYFIN BUT EACHODDER AND WEREWOOFS. :tard:

And no, I am not kidding you. Sparkles.

My friend and I were laughing about whether they would make Edward sparkle pink. :mellow:

It's pretty annoying, because the guy I like's name is Edward, so whenever I talk about him, people go "OMG TWILAIGHT I HART HEEM TOO" and I just sit there. xD
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:lmao: LOL. SPF 190 is too much for them, methinks. Either that, or sparkling is the vampire way to show spontaneous combustion. "OH NOEZ DEY SAW UZ" *poof*

Yeah, actually. Usually, when terrible books get turned into movies, the terrible factor goes up exponentially with the terrible actors. : D

EDIT: Woah, I didn't see that we were in the third page. o__O Must be the bloodloss.
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I haven't read the book myself, but I found out they sparkle and immediately lost all interest in reading it. :lmao:

And uhh, what a minute, I thought Carlisle was a doctor? And I cannot help but repeatedly read his name as 'CARRLISSTHHEL'
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Carlisle is teh originalz spellang. Dun be hay'in, Reeku. Dem boyz b old skeewl. :lmao:

Yeah, Carlisle's a doctor now, but apparently his father was a priest and sos he has priesty crap in his house. LAWL HE BECAME THE THING HE DESPISSEED. EMOOO TIEM. *slit*
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Lutearina
May 10 2008, 01:35 PM
Carlisle is teh originalz spellang. Dun be hay'in, Reeku. Dem boyz b old skeewl. :lmao:

Yeah, Carlisle's a doctor now, but apparently his father was a priest and sos he has priesty crap in his house. LAWL HE BECAME THE THING HE DESPISSEED. EMOOO TIEM. *slit*

... So he's a priest, a doctor, and a vampire? :lmao: WTF!!!!! :lmao: Gary Stus, they're everywhere!!
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May we join if we hate the fanbase?

Don't get me wrong, I love the books, but the fanbase is sad.
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I bet he skateboardz too. :mellow: Just wondering, but what's the point of him being a priest?

Hello Damaged! : D!
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Well, he's not exactly a priest anymore - before he was all vampirey, he was being trained in the wayz by his priesty father or something. So there's no point, OTHER THAN TO PROVE THAT CROSSES DON'T BURN THEM. :lmao: (In the first book, Bella's at the Cullen's house, and she's liek "WHY'S THERE A CROSS HURR" and Ed's all "WAH, LIL LADY, JUS ASK MAH DADDEH OVER DAR WERE EEMUNE TO ALL DEM LEGENDZ". xD)

Yes. Yes. The fanbase makes it so much worse, Damaged. ;;

I still can't get over that people think it's better than the Bible. Woww. :lmao:

IT'S A NOVEL, FOR PETESSAKE. FOR SAPPY ROMANCE TEENS, NONETHELESS.
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May 10 2008, 01:48 PM
Well, he's not exactly a priest anymore - before he was all vampirey, he was being trained in the wayz by his priesty father or something. So there's no point, OTHER THAN TO PROVE THAT CROSSES DON'T BURN THEM. :lmao: (In the first book, Bella's at the Cullen's house, and she's liek "WHY'S THERE A CROSS HURR" and Ed's all "WAH, LIL LADY, JUS ASK MAH DADDEH OVER DAR WERE EEMUNE TO ALL DEM LEGENDZ". xD)

Yes. Yes. The fanbase makes it so much worse, Damaged. ;;

I still can't get over that people think it's better than the Bible. Woww. :lmao:

IT'S A NOVEL, FOR PETESSAKE. FOR SAPPY ROMANCE TEENS, NONETHELESS.

:lmao: If the fanbase wasn't so crazy, I'd at least try to read that book. xD But I'm too scared of becoming... D: one of dem. Yes, better than the Bible. ~headdesk~
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:lmao:!!!! Why is there a cross there? o__O And lol, another weakness removed. Do they have any weaknesses?

There aren't any vampires in the Bible. :tard: Sad, isn't it?
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Wow. Twilight as the Bible. Oh gosh. Dx

Trust me, you won't become one of them. You should read them, only if to understand the cheese even moar. xD

THE CROSS IS FROM HIS FATHER'S CHURCH OR SOMETHING. Just a memory or whatnot, ugh. xD
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