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The Twilight Of My Ass; Anti-Stephenie Meyer
Topic Started: May 9 2008, 04:13 AM (12,740 Views)
Asuka
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O Hai!
Lutearina
Sep 13 2008, 04:35 AM
Kusari Yarou
Sep 12 2008, 07:49 PM
And what's funny is, even Robert Pattinson doesn't like Edward!

Robert Pattinson
 
"When you read the book...it's like, 'Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed myself.' I mean, every line is like that. He's the most ridiculous person who's so amazing at everything. I think a lot of actors tried to play that aspect. I just couldn't do that. And the more I read the script, the more I hated this guy...

I think I actually gained some slight respect points for him. D:

Hahaha me too, I think I'll show my Twilight obsessed my friend this and she what she says :devil: .

I actually liked the books but not as much as say, Harry potter.
What I really hate though, are the obsessed fans.

Bella and Edward also make into my dislikes list, He's way to perfect and she's just a moron.
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Mira
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Miss Lurkaholic.
Did anyone think the movie was better catagorized under the "comedy" genre? My friend told me her and her BF tried not to fall asleep in the theatre. And I never read the books, but omg what is up with the glitter? XDD;
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Nevaleigh
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Twilight bashing = :fangirl:

Yeah so my basic background for Twilight bascially goes like this:

A teen-emo-romantic-scene-whatever sappy romance with perfect vampires that are really faries and a moron chick that falls in love with one of them who falls in lurv with a werewolf then falls back in omgtrulurv with the vampire and then gets turned into a vampire gets preggers, married to a +100 vampire at the age of 17.....

And why do people like this again?

Even though I had this in the bashing thread I will put it on here for your easy access: OMGz Twilight!
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Damaged
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Can I go shoot myself now? That was the most stupidest thing I've ever seen.
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Mira
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Miss Lurkaholic.
I guess the appeal comes in the sex appeal of vampires or something? Personally, I didn't think the main character girl was all that attractive. Also, her expressions were really... awkward and overall it was mediocre acting. Like in that scene where she tries to stutter? Epic. XD And omg, for vampires who are supposed to be graceful, Edward just... is. not.
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Damaged
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Remember your pride
I don't even want to see the movie and my friend wants to drag me to it. Save me... please.
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Lute
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Oh dear sweet heavens above.

My STEPMOTHER saw the movie.

And now she's making me get my long-lost-discarded copy back from my friend so she can READ IT.

Save me. Save the remnants of my sanity NOW. D:
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Damaged
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I feel so sorry for you Lute. I'd help if I could, you know I would.

Wait... You get the rope, I'll get the chair. We can tie her up and make sure she goes nowhere!
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Mira
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Haha... well, when I was in the book club when Twilight started becoming popular, I had to deal with a lot of girls squealing over the book nonstop for the first month. Then, when they had nothing left of Twilight to talk about, they just left the club until it was just my friends and I. It was a nice change. :lmao:
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~Fury Brand~
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Is there really glitter in the movie? Since I've seen some poster ads for it and Edward does not DAZZLE. This is simply SHOCKING :P
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Materia Thief
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Mira
Nov 24 2008, 08:08 PM
I guess the appeal comes in the sex appeal of vampires or something?

But these vampires who are *oh so sexy* refuse to have sex. That doesn't make sense. :lmao:
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Skelly
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The hype hasn't died down here. D:

Twilight's the only reason people go into bookstores nowadays. And I know a lot of people who've seen the movie like three times already. Both of which are pretty sad.

I'm still kinda freaked by the Edward-Bella poster-stands they have lurking around the wall. Especially since I've seen people posing and snapping pictures next to them. :lmao:
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Damaged
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Remember your pride
The movie made it worse here if it makes you feel any better. I can't go to the bookstore without hearing someone talk about it; good or bad. I'm ready to shoot myself. I think I'm loosing it now ^^
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Skelly
Dec 6 2008, 05:55 PM
I'm still kinda freaked by the Edward-Bella poster-stands they have lurking around the wall. Especially since I've seen people posing and snapping pictures next to them. :lmao:

Like.... this? :no:

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This is someone I know. >_< Must protect identity.
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Kusari Yarou
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So I haven't been keeping up with the Buffy Season 8 comic, but I hear that the Big Bad of the season is named....Twilight.
Probably a coincidence, but still loltastic XD

Anyway, that got me thinking, what if you put Bella in Buffy's place as the newly arrived Slayer in Sunnydale?

Because considering how she immediately pigeonholed Mike just cause of his hair and skin, and gives Jessica such unflattering descriptions..

Bella on Willow: Eww, she's a computer nerd who stutters!
Bella on Xander: Eww, a skateboarding geek with gross hair!
Bella on Cordelia: Eww, a sixteen year old girl who likes to talk about boys and clothes!
Bella on Oz: Eww, gelled-up rocker guy with a height problem!

Yeah. Buh-bye Slayerettes. How dare you be awkward school misfits!

And, upon meeting Angel:
Angel: The Harvest is coming, Slayer--
Bella: *hyperventilates*
Angel: Uh?
Bella: You...you have dark, flashing, scorching coal-midnight-obsidian eyes, a body to put Adonis into the deepest throes of shame, a voice like glistening, lambent velvet-
Angel: What? Velvet doesn't glisten. Let's talk about the Harvest, Luke is gathering vampires for the-
Bella: You're so gorgeous I will let you stalk me, and watch me sleep, and explode at me in your scorching way, and try to control and manipulate me!
Angel: But to do that, I'd have to lose my soul and become a demon!
Bella: Yesyesyes, please do so!

Giles: Oh f*ck. I quit.

XD
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