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The Twilight Of My Ass; Anti-Stephenie Meyer
Topic Started: May 9 2008, 04:13 AM (12,742 Views)
Damaged
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Remember your pride
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Aug 26 2008, 07:08 AM
DivineRose
Aug 26 2008, 09:26 PM
Damaged
Aug 26 2008, 01:20 AM
Seriously, who in real life do you know marries their first love?

I think my English teacher did, and maybe my grandparents. :P

I think what she actually means is "How can the first person you have tingly feelings for be your absolute twuest wub?" :lmao:

Yea, that's what I meant XD Thanks.

I'm not saying that marrying your first love is bad and all, but with most people, what they think love is, they'd be stuck with each other since about the 2nd grade. Get what I mean?

Doesn't Bella know that they are MANY people better than Edward? Oh wait.... Nevermind... Go to a different state and see who you can find there. I mean, you had time with the x ammount of months your "boyfriend" left you for. Come on! Be REAL!
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Lute
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Yeah, I can believe marrying your first love, but definitely not your first extreme andstupidlol crush. D:

Besides, there isn't real "love" invovled with Edward and Bella. They're just projecting their *ideal* onto the other person. Neither of them is really like what they want them to be like.

...Yeah, I'm not making much sense. But the whole story of Twilight is so shallow and fake, it makes sense that the "love" - or not - is an obvious fake too.

...Right? XD
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Doesn't Bella know that they are MANY people better than Edward?

Oh come on! How could there be anyone better? He's a magically sparkly pretty princess vampire!

Just because he's sneaks into her bedroom and watches her sleeping all night doesn't mean he's a creepy voyeur or anything! Besides, it's perfectly normal for a 100+ year old to fall in love with a teenager. That doesn't make him a pedophile at all!

Just remember, magically sparkly pretty vampire. That makes everything okay.


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So if he goes out and murders someone, it's okay because he can sparkle...?



NEAT! I wish I could sparkle now XD

And Lute, this whole series was fake. Don't get me started on anything. I'll be on it all day XD
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IT NEVER GETS OLD.

edit. damn. HERE:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovdZ8h5BlSY&feature=user

LOLOLOL. I hate Twilight I can't wait for this shit to be over. Even RPatt hates the book.
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God, the screaming! Hahaha Zelda, did you see the "UH-MAY-ZING BOOOOOOOOK YU-HAH" vid that girl made? My face was all D: while watching it.

For anyone who hasn't seen it: Growing Up Cullen. Even though I haven't read the books and don't plan on it, I read this and giggled my head off. "No, I do not think it is attractive when women shake their behinds in that manner."

From GUC I learned that Edward apparently drives a Volvo and wears lots of beige. And he's not a middle aged man? Really? Volvo = most boring car ever, and beige = most boring colour ever. If Meyer finds these two things exciting, I worry for her.
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I've seen like almost all of her vids they are so lulzy/batshit crazy scary.

That GUC thing is a little long but funny. XD And I dunno how Meyer finds any of this stuff exciting. Her books have no plot.
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Lol. That girl looks like my seatmate. :lmao: her laugh's the same 'cept her voice isn't quite as annoying There seems to be loads of videos of girls reacting to Twilight. D: Screw candy. Pedos'll be buying Twilight books for bait instead.
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Sep 1 2008, 08:20 PM
IT NEVER GETS OLD.

edit. damn. HERE:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovdZ8h5BlSY&feature=user

LOLOLOL. I hate Twilight I can't wait for this shit to be over. Even RPatt hates the book.

Is it just me... or does it sound like she's watching porn?

Okay, I didn't even watch that whole thing.
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TWILIGHT FANGIRLS + CAMERAS = HOLY EPIC FAIL, BATMAN. D:
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I have no idea why, but it made me laugh.

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Omg guys. I just wanted to say that even though I haven't posted much recently, this club still brings me all kinds of lulz. Especially Nuttymadam's videos. Whut. D:

And MT, what is going on in that icon? :lol:
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Sep 6 2008, 06:38 PM
And MT, what is going on in that icon? :lol:

Kuraudo, are you familiar with the show segment "To Catch a Predator" on Dateline? The guy popping into the icon is Chris Hansen, the show's host. :lol:

For those who don't know, "To Catch a Predator" is basically devoted to catching people soliciting sex with underage people.
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Sep 6 2008, 08:06 PM
I have no idea why, but it made me laugh.

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Pure win ^.^ That's all I have to say.
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Just when I think rabid Twilight fangirls can't get any stupider, they prove me wrong:
Twilight Fans Furious at VMA Host

SRSLY, WUT?.

And what's funny is, even Robert Pattinson doesn't like Edward!

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"When you read the book...it's like, 'Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed myself.' I mean, every line is like that. He's the most ridiculous person who's so amazing at everything. I think a lot of actors tried to play that aspect. I just couldn't do that. And the more I read the script, the more I hated this guy...

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Priceless XD
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