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The Twilight Of My Ass; Anti-Stephenie Meyer
Topic Started: May 9 2008, 04:13 AM (12,745 Views)
Alantie
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Uh- while that is outrageously hilarious, ( :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: ) it's not going to happen. O.o SPOILER In regards to your possible spoiler: I believe the author stated that vampires cannot reproduce. Where did you find that spoiler MT?
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Alantie
Jul 29 2008, 10:14 PM
Uh- while that is outrageously hilarious, ( :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao: ) it's not going to happen. O.o SPOILER In regards to your possible spoiler: I believe the author stated that vampires cannot reproduce. Where did you find that spoiler MT?

Thus the miracle child title. :lol:

But here, locations, all culled from the Fandom Wank report: here, here, here. Among others.
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Skelly
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Omg. :lmao: Wouldn't the kid being half-perfectEdward put him off slightly? Though I suppose when she grows up, she can follow in her mother's footsteps and accept some old dude hitting on her. :3
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DivineRose
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I think that the werewolves don't age when they find the one they imprint on. Can't remember for sure.
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Skelly
Jul 30 2008, 03:32 AM
Omg. :lmao: Wouldn't the kid being half-perfectEdward put him off slightly? Though I suppose when she grows up, she can follow in her mother's footsteps and accept some old dude hitting on her. :3

Also the fact that the kid is an infant and that he made out with her mom? : D

And I don't know, because I mean, if these spoilers are true (I'm pretty sure they've been semi-confirmed and haven't been debunked yet, there's a whole can of worms such as "VAMPIRES DON'T AGE, IS HE GOING TO BE ROBBING THE CRADLE FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE? O:" among other things. : |
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Alantie
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I think it's just a hoax to be honest. Those pics are really blurry. :ermm: I'm inclined to disbelieve it until I've read the book. I'll let you know when I've read it if it's true or not. :lol:

DivineRose
 
I think that the werewolves don't age when they find the one they imprint on. Can't remember for sure.


That's right. That's the case with Quill and Claire- she's only 2 but he imprinted on her. He won't age at all until she's caught up to him. Then after that he'll continue to age normally. But it's not romantic at that point- he'll be a big brother and friend to her until she's old enough, lol. Anyway. Whatever. It's weird.
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Lute
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ROFLOMG.

Breaking Dawn is sounding like more epic fail than the first three combined. AHAHAHA. I love you guys, sharing this failure with me. I have hope now for my writing skillz, oh so much hope. <333

Those who were fans before definitely won't be now, if it took that much to set them off this crapfest. D: SM defies her own fanon canon if these spoilers be true. I realllly hope they are, if this is what it'll take to prove to the rabidz that TWILIGHT DOES INDEED SUCK. SUCKSUCKSUCK.

Nowz, into the realm of good lit. When is my copy of The Vampire Lestat coming in at the library? :fish:
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Yeah, the fan feedback seems to be resoundingly negative right now. Apparently Meyer has decided to take all of the obstacles and hardships that Bella should be facing and saying "SCREW THEM, SHE'S BELLA : D" and completely wrecking her own canon. :lmao:
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Skelly
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Lolz. Can't wait 'till people over here hear about that. People are crazy for it over here. A party was held for it on Saturday in a mall, and apparently, one lucky girl got the amazing prize of a copy of Breaking Dawn. before she was torn apart by the envious masses O:

Ho hum. Release date is on August 4, right?

EDIT:
Funny. Wikipedia's summary of Breaking Dawn is quite flattering. :lmao:
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Kuraudo
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Lol, I clicked that link and read huge spoilers. Apparently the book is getting more negative reviews than positive. :lmao:

Interesting summary....
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Damaged
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It sounds like a crappy romance novel.... Oh wait....

I love the bit about the negative reviews though I still am going to borrow it from a friend and get my own view. I love that she made her own character look like a sex slave... oh wait... she's been that way for a while now...
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Alantie
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Bought it and read it today. Damn. Damn. Damn. Sorry. But yeah. I have only two things to say:

1. If you thought Bella was a Mary Sue, no, she isn't. NESSIE is. NESSIE MUST DIE.

2. Seth is the whole reason for reading. I <3 Seth.

I have nothing more to say. I'm still in a half shocked half disgusted daze.
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Alantie
Aug 3 2008, 06:28 PM
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Bought it and read it today. Damn. Damn. Damn. Sorry. But yeah. I have only two things to say:

1. If you thought Bella was a Mary Sue, no, she isn't. NESSIE is. NESSIE MUST DIE.

2. Seth is the whole reason for reading. I <3 Seth.

I have nothing more to say. I'm still in a half shocked half disgusted daze.

Isn't Bella a mary sue as well though considering she has no repercussions upon turning into a vampire, plus the fact that she has an impenetrable love shield or whatever?
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Alantie
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Well yeah. But Nessie makes all other Mary Sues pale in comparison with her extreme stupid sueness. UGHZ. *STABS*
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Aerith Gainsborough
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*SPOILER*

Edward's immortal seed has yet to fail. His Gary Stu DNA has produced a child that has already started showing signs of an epic Mary-Sue.

Reneesme. LMAO. I would be embarrassed to be named that.

Not only that, but their baby, because she's part human and part vampire, ages -extremely- fast until she "matures," and her vampire genes decide to keep her immortal from that point forward. :D MUTANT BABY. Stephenie certainly pulled -that- explanation right out of her ass.

DEAR GOD. She has created a MARY SUE FAMILY.
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