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The Twilight Of My Ass; Anti-Stephenie Meyer
Topic Started: May 9 2008, 04:13 AM (12,746 Views)
Alantie
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UGH. That pisses me off. Seriously. I mean, I can understand throwing in a few action sequences to make things interesting because people don't always appreciate oodles of character development with conversations. But STOP trying to turn it into some freaking action flick when it's clearly NOT. My expectations on the movie are very low indeed. Bad actor choices, bad promotion, bad everything. It's gonna suck, but the fandom is going to swell even more with even MORE irritating retards who can only squee about how sexy the characters are.

.....

Sorry for teh rant. :sweat:

*poofs out* :ninja:
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Damaged
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Well that was a minute and 27 seconds of my life that I'm never going to get back....

I agree with you Alantie. Low expectations indeed.
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Aerina
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Indeed, I have a feeling that the movie is going to turn out to be terrible if the trailers are anything to go by.
I just finished re-reading Twilight for the second time and yeah...I don't get why I liked it so much when I first read it. It was just annoying me to no end the whole time I was reading it. I think i'll stick to decent literature from now on haha.
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The fact that Bella is a helpless little five year old that goes into this five month depression because her boyfriend left her made me shut the books automatically, and for good. When I was reading it, the only character that was semi-decent was Jacob, and now I've heard that he was contemplating suicide just because Bella didn't love him or something.

Too much angst, not enough characterization. >>'
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Skelly
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:lmao: !!!

With Edward as the zombie lead, the movie seems like a bad horror movie more than anything else. (The contrast flashes? What?) Points of hilarity interest for me: a.) Edward knife-handing across the forest ( :lmao: ), b.) any jumping scene, c.) the pic of them at 0:08. :lmao:
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LOL. I showed the Twilight Entertainment Weekly cover to a few of my friends over MSN. :giggle:

Natalie: Who hasn't read but wants to read Twilight.

12/07/2008 11:27:27 PM LOVEHOLIC ♥ 신화: *sends the pic*

12/07/2008 11:29:17 PM ﻟﺎﺘﻧﻲ . иαταLїε » I <3 FROSTY!: ...

12/07/2008 11:29:18 PM ﻟﺎﺘﻧﻲ . иαταLїε » I <3 FROSTY!: he's UGLY

12/07/2008 11:29:21 PM ﻟﺎﺘﻧﻲ . иαταLїε » I <3 FROSTY!: rofl! >.<

12/07/2008 11:29:26 PM LOVEHOLIC ♥ 신화: it's real!!!

12/07/2008 11:29:31 PM ﻟﺎﺘﻧﻲ . иαταLїε » I <3 FROSTY!: are u seriuos??

12/07/2008 11:29:33 PM LOVEHOLIC ♥ 신화: it was really on the cover of that magazine!!!

12/07/2008 11:29:34 PM ﻟﺎﺘﻧﻲ . иαταLїε » I <3 FROSTY!: it looks so fake

12/07/2008 11:29:46 PM ﻟﺎﺘﻧﻲ . иαταLїε » I <3 FROSTY!: liek soem random just decided to chuck it altogether

12/07/2008 11:29:47 PM ﻟﺎﺘﻧﻲ . иαταLїε » I <3 FROSTY!: rofl

12/07/2008 11:29:53 PM ﻟﺎﺘﻧﻲ . иαταLїε » I <3 FROSTY!: she's got a nice dress though rofl

12/07/2008 11:30:13 PM LOVEHOLIC ♥ 신화: i thought it was fake when i saw it too xD

12/07/2008 11:30:17 LOVEHOLIC ♥ 신화: but it isn't !!!!

12/07/2008 11:30:43 PM LOVEHOLIC ♥ 신화: oh.... the shame...

12/07/2008 11:30:48 PM ﻟﺎﺘﻧﻲ . иαταLїε » I <3 FROSTY!: rofl

12/07/2008 11:30:50 PM ﻟﺎﺘﻧﻲ . иαταLїε » I <3 FROSTY!: he looks so

12/07/2008 11:30:53 PM ﻟﺎﺘﻧﻲ . иαταLїε » I <3 FROSTY!: drugged up

12/07/2008 11:30:58 PM LOVEHOLIC ♥ 신화: zombie-like?

12/07/2008 11:31:49 PM ﻟﺎﺘﻧﻲ . иαταLїε » I <3 FROSTY!: yeah

12/07/2008 11:31:56 PM •ﻟﺎﺘﻧﻲ . иαταLїε » I <3 FROSTY!: and his eyebrows look wild rofl



Rowena: Who has read and enjoyed the book.

12/07/2008 11:28:01 PM LOVEHOLIC ♥ 신화: *sends the pic*

12/07/2008 11:28:09 PM [無限] ѕαii[ЯЭИ]тØu : ??

12/07/2008 11:28:16 PM LOVEHOLIC ♥ 신화: it's real

12/07/2008 11:28:24 PM [無限] ѕαii[ЯЭИ]тØu : EW

12/07/2008 11:28:29 PM [無限] ѕαii[ЯЭИ]тØu : he lookss DISGUSTING

12/07/2008 11:28:32 [無限] ѕαii[ЯЭИ]тØu : ...and hairy o.o

12/07/2008 11:28:41 PM [無限] ѕαii[ЯЭИ]тØu : o gwad what the #*@$% !

12/07/2008 11:28:45 PM [無限] ѕαii[ЯЭИ]тØu: .....

12/07/2008 11:28:45 PM LOVEHOLIC ♥ 신화: ahahahha!!! xD

12/07/2008 11:28:48 PM [無限] ѕαii[ЯЭИ]тØu : .....................

12/07/2008 11:28:51 PM [無限] ѕαii[ЯЭИ]тØu : WHAT THE HELL

12/07/2008 11:28:56 PM [無限] ѕαii[ЯЭИ]тØu: *RAGE!*

12/07/2008 11:28:57 PM LOVEHOLIC ♥ 신화: it was really on the cover of that magazine!!!

12/07/2008 11:29:04 [無限] ѕαii[ЯЭИ]тØu : thats disgasting

12/07/2008 11:29:08 PM [無限] ѕαii[ЯЭИ]тØu : and why does he have lipstick on too !?

12/07/2008 11:29:15 PM [無限] ѕαii[ЯЭИ]тØu : and thats not bella.. o.O

12/07/2008 11:29:41 PM LOVEHOLIC ♥ 신화: it's too photoshop!!!

12/07/2008 11:29:45 PM LOVEHOLIC ♥ 신화: she looks plastic!!

12/07/2008 11:29:50 PM [無限] ѕαii[ЯЭИ]тØu : its not her !

12/07/2008 11:29:53 PM [無限] ѕαii[ЯЭИ]тØu : dude her hair is BROWN

12/07/2008 11:29:59 PM LOVEHOLIC ♥ 신화: isn't she supposed to be ordinary??

12/07/2008 11:30:09 PM [無限] ѕαii[ЯЭИ]тØu : yeah thats not the chik who plays her

12/07/2008 11:30:15 PM [無限] ѕαii[ЯЭИ]тØu: its someone else who looks completely different and normal

12/07/2008 11:30:32 PM LOVEHOLIC ♥ 신화: it has to be, but she's just been overphotoshopped

12/07/2008 11:30:36 PM LOVEHOLIC ♥ 신화: xDD

12/07/2008 11:30:40 PM [無限] ѕαii[ЯЭИ]тØu : but oh god

12/07/2008 11:30:43 PM [無限] ѕαii[ЯЭИ]тØu : he looks disgusting ...

12/07/2008 11:30:46 PM [無限] ѕαii[ЯЭИ]тØu : that is so not hot

12/07/2008 11:30:48 PM [無限] ѕαii[ЯЭИ]тØu : and hairy o.o

12/07/2008 11:30:49 PM [無限] ѕαii[ЯЭИ]тØu : and lipstick ?!

12/07/2008 11:31:03 PM [無限] ѕαii[ЯЭИ]тØu: the red lips are just...o.O

12/07/2008 11:31:07 PM LOVEHOLIC ♥ 신화 looks like a zombie

12/07/2008 11:31:17 PM [無限] ѕαii[ЯЭИ]тØu: thats alright he's supposed to have a bit of a zombie look

12/07/2008 11:31:19 PM [無限] ѕαii[ЯЭИ]тØu : but you know..

12/07/2008 11:31:25 PM [無限] ѕαii[ЯЭИ]тØu : the hair and the red lips

12/07/2008 11:31:33 PM [無限] ѕαii[ЯЭИ]тØu : ....i dont remember saying anything about red lips

12/07/2008 11:31:46 PM [無限] ѕαii[ЯЭИ]тØu: and whoever sees a zombie with RED lips !?

12/07/2008 11:31:48 PM [無限] ѕαii[ЯЭИ]тØu: LIPSTICK!

12/07/2008 11:31:54 PM LOVEHOLIC ♥ 신화: i thought he was supposed to look hot, and not this dead

12/07/2008 11:31:55 PM [無限] ѕαii[ЯЭИ]тØu : he's a tranny !! LOL

12/07/2008 11:32:10 PM [無限] ѕαii[ЯЭИ]тØu : well...its that cedric guy

12/07/2008 11:32:13 PM [無限] ѕαii[ЯЭИ]тØu: how hot can he get man >.>




Anne: Who has read Twilight but didn't like it.

12/07/2008 11:22:55 PM LOVEHOLIC ♥ 신화: hey, wanna see the picture of twilight i was telling you about?

12/07/2008 11:23:04 PM Anne: sure

12/07/2008 11:23:18 PM LOVEHOLIC ♥ 신화: brace yourself

12/07/2008 11:23:22 PM LOVEHOLIC ♥ 신화: it's real

12/07/2008 11:23:28 PM LOVEHOLIC ♥ 신화: *sends the pic*

12/07/2008 11:23:49 PM Anne: ewwwwww

12/07/2008 11:23:52 PM Anne: EWWWWW

12/07/2008 11:24:08 PM Anne: they are HIDEIOUS!!

12/07/2008 11:24:09 PM LOVEHOLIC ♥ 신화: see?! he looks like a zombie!!! >_<

12/07/2008 11:24:16 PM LOVEHOLIC ♥ 신화: she looks plastic!!!

12/07/2008 11:24:32 PM Anne: he's DISGUSTING

12/07/2008 11:24:37 PM Anne: FUGLY!!

12/07/2008 11:24:42 PM Anne: so is she

12/07/2008 11:24:44 PM LOVEHOLIC ♥ 신화: ZOMBIE!!!

12/07/2008 11:24:51 PM LOVEHOLIC ♥ 신화: xD

12/07/2008 11:25:18 PM LOVEHOLIC ♥ 신화: it's real, it was really on the front cover of a magazine

12/07/2008 11:25:32 PM Anne: wat a turn off

12/07/2008 11:25:42 PM LOVEHOLIC ♥ 신화: oh nuts, jackie's offline, i should've sent him the link to scare him off xDD

12/07/2008 11:25:52 PM LOVEHOLIC ♥ 신화: why do boys read twilight?

12/07/2008 11:26:00 PM Anne: hes read it?

12/07/2008 11:26:06 PM LOVEHOLIC ♥ 신화: he wanted to

12/07/2008 11:26:11 PM LOVEHOLIC ♥ 신화: but i put him off xD

12/07/2008 11:26:15 PM LOVEHOLIC ♥ 신화: edwin reads it

12/07/2008 11:26:17 PM Anne: ahahaha

12/07/2008 11:26:18 PM LOVEHOLIC ♥ 신화: so does baque

12/07/2008 11:26:20 PM Anne: yeah

12/07/2008 11:26:23 PM Anne: peter did 2

12/07/2008 11:26:39 PM LOVEHOLIC ♥ 신화: you know it's a young adult's book

12/07/2008 11:26:45 PM LOVEHOLIC ♥ 신화: how old is a young adult?

12/07/2008 11:26:53 PM Anne: and it doesnt even have ani sex in it

12/07/2008 11:27:00 PM Anne: i think its between 13-18

12/07/2008 11:27:08 PM Anne: Dx

12/07/2008 11:27:14 PM LOVEHOLIC ♥ 신화: yeah, year 7 kids are reading it in my rollcall

12/07/2008 11:27:23 PM Anne: D;

12/07/2008 11:27:27 PM Anne: terrible writing man

12/07/2008 11:27:39 PM LOVEHOLIC ♥ 신화: but why is it so popular???

12/07/2008 11:27:53 PM LOVEHOLIC ♥ 신화: is edward like a stalker in the story?

12/07/2008 11:28:20 PM Anne: wonder how many books she'll have in the series

12/07/2008 11:28:27 PM Anne: a semi stalker maybe?

12/07/2008 11:28:33 PM LOVEHOLIC ♥ 신화: HAHAHAHAH

12/07/2008 11:28:38 PM LOVEHOLIC ♥ 신화: I JUST SENT THE PICTURE TO ROWENA

12/07/2008 11:29:09 PM LOVEHOLIC ♥ 신화: oh man...

12/07/2008 11:29:21 PM LOVEHOLIC ♥ 신화: rowena likes the book, but reacts the same way to the pic as you

12/07/2008 11:31:45 PM Anne: yeah she thinks hes fugly

12/07/2008 11:31:56 PM Anne: omg hes disgusting!!

12/07/2008 11:32:04 PM Anne: shes prettyish

12/07/2008 11:32:14 PM LOVEHOLIC ♥ 신화: she's not supposed to be!!!

12/07/2008 11:32:21 PM LOVEHOLIC ♥ 신화: she's supposed to be ordinary, isn't she?

12/07/2008 11:32:53 Anne : pretty enough for boys to go for her

12/07/2008 11:32:58 PM Anne: coz in the first book

12/07/2008 11:33:05 PM Anne: she was asked out alot

12/07/2008 11:33:14 PM LOVEHOLIC ♥ 신화: but she's not supposed to look like catherine zeta-jones

12/07/2008 11:33:22 PM Anne: yeah no

12/07/2008 11:33:45 PM Anne: an uglier/skinnier of catherine zeta jones

12/07/2008 11:34:14 PM Anne: bet ya her parents would have recognised her if they didnt know she were in the movie

12/07/2008 11:38:57 PM Anne: dude shes our age

12/07/2008 11:39:56 PM Anne: aniways gotta go goodnight

12/07/2008 11:39:58 PM Anne: sweet dreamz



Jackie: A guy friend who asked me if I recommended Twilight. xD

12/07/2008 11:45:43 PM LOVEHOLIC ♥ 신화: *sends the pic*

13/07/2008 12:00:46 AM jackie: LOL

13/07/2008 12:01:16 AM LOVEHOLIC ♥ 신화: still wanna read it?

13/07/2008 12:02:04 AM jackie: no

13/07/2008 12:02:11 AM LOVEHOLIC ♥ 신화: xD



Yes, :lmao: I know I was egging them on, but their reactions were soooooooo funny!!!
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Lute
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AHAHAH YOU GAIZ.

I've been away far too long. All this entertainingness! Dude, why does Bella look like a fake supermodel? I thought she was supposed to be LOLPLAIN. :fish:


Ah well. I just left a comment on the trailer. Let's see which rabid fans eat my soul. <3
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Why is it that Youtube never works for me? >>' I'd love to read the argument that would ensue. They'll tear you to pieces D:

lol @ Loveholic. xD
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Mmkay.

I just read through this whole thread, and I had many lawlz. I'm not sure if I want to join, though.

Am I allowed to be like Alantie and just pop in every once in a while? I've read the books, and while I admit they are NOWHERE NEAR the best book I have ever read, I find them intriguing.

Ish.

And I think the book covers are pretty.m :o Oh, and I just remembered I actually own Eclipse, but my dad got it for me for fifty cents. Go library booksales. :P

I'm really dreading the upcoming months as December 12 gets closer.

I'm rambling, so I'll just leave a gift:

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Lutearina
Jul 19 2008, 03:15 PM
AHAHAH YOU GAIZ.

I've been away far too long. All this entertainingness! Dude, why does Bella look like a fake supermodel? I thought she was supposed to be LOLPLAIN. :fish:


Ah well. I just left a comment on the trailer. Let's see which rabid fans eat my soul. <3

I've already got -4 marks XD I wonder why?

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12/07/2008 11:45:43 PM LOVEHOLIC ¢¾ ½ÅÈ­: *sends the pic*

13/07/2008 12:00:46 AM jackie: LOL

13/07/2008 12:01:16 AM LOVEHOLIC ¢¾ ½ÅÈ­: still wanna read it?

13/07/2008 12:02:04 AM jackie: no


:lmao:

I love your friend XD
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Kaldea
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I seriously hope that movie bombs and boyfriends everywhere will suck it up and refuse to go with their girlfriends to see that trash. It looks horrible.

Every time I'm reminded of Twilight, the world ends up looking more stupid than the moment before.

That is all. :fish:
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So supposedly this is Edward and James (resident villain) in EPICK BATTLE OVER BELLA'S LIFE ZOMG!!111

They look like they're about to make out. :fish:
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Alantie
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*gags*

EEEEEWWWWWWWWWW.

DIE MOVIE DIE!!!!!!!!
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Skelly
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:lmao: *eatsyerface sexy* Either that or Edward's trying to rape the poor guy. D: D: D:
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Jul 25 2008, 09:11 AM
:lmao: *eatsyerface sexy* Either that or Edward's trying to rape the poor guy. D: D: D:

It's possible. :fish:

And has anyone else seen the massive wank going on about the epilogue and what seems to be the now confirmed spoilers for the end? I'll spoiler tag the rest for spoiler material involved. (:

Spoilers plz:

LIKE JACOB'S TRUE LOVE BEING EDWARD AND BELLA'S BABY? :lmao: Effin' hilarious, he finds this out by "imprinting" on her. When she's an INFANT. Also? That magical-biology-be-damned-baby's name is Renesmee. Shortened? Nessi. Like the giant lake monster.
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