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| The Twilight Of My Ass; Anti-Stephenie Meyer | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 9 2008, 04:13 AM (12,747 Views) | |
| Kuraudo | Jul 10 2008, 08:26 PM Post #316 |
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WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT? I CAN'T SEE ANY PICTURE. FASDFSADFS Is it horrid? |
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| Kaldea | Jul 10 2008, 10:29 PM Post #317 |
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fantôme
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I put it on a different link. URL'd for great justice |
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| Kuraudo | Jul 11 2008, 12:14 AM Post #318 |
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I've never seen two people look so ugly even with all of the lighting and Photoshop effects. He looks disgusting and she looks like she's made out of plastic. THIS IS REAL? |
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| Damaged | Jul 11 2008, 02:22 AM Post #319 |
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Remember your pride
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It's still.... disturbing.... I hope it isn't real. For the sake of my gender... |
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| Nevi | Jul 11 2008, 05:42 AM Post #320 |
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let us be lovers.
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After SMeyer runs out of legitimate times of day to name her books... After the fanbase refuses to let the series die... After the writing becomes too terrible for hardback... After Mike Newton publishes his autobiography... There is this... "He took her into his cold, marble, hairy arms..." I made this for a community on LJ, thought you all would get a kick out of it. |
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| Damaged | Jul 11 2008, 07:38 AM Post #321 |
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Remember your pride
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You saying that raises a question. If she continues it after Breaking Dawn, what is she going to call it? I mean, we have Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, so what is next? Albedo (the darkside of the moon)? Crater? Solar? Lunar? OMGTHISISAHORRIBLESERIESANDTHEFANBASEISTAKINGITWAYTOFAR? Woah... that's a long title XD |
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| Skelly | Jul 11 2008, 05:59 PM Post #322 |
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a strange angel
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AHAHAHAHA. omg. That's just woah. He looks like he might say, "May I have snack nowz? :3" And Nevi, your edited version is hilarious. XD XD XD Don't worry, in a not-too-distant future, Bella'll be having kids with self-esteem problems: OH MY GOD. WHY DO I HAVE HALF NORMAL GENES FROM MY PLAINBORINGWEIRD MUM? D: D: D: |
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| Miss Yukari | Jul 11 2008, 06:02 PM Post #323 |
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Fabulously Lazy
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Awesome sparkle!cover is awesome. Ahaha, that's brilliant, Nevi! As for titles, how about 'Waxing: it's not just a phase of the moon, Edward McChestWig' |
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| Nevi | Jul 12 2008, 03:43 AM Post #324 |
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let us be lovers.
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lulz, thanks bbs! XD No, Taco-Bella's kids are going to be full human, I think. She'll eventually get bored of all the sparkly, sexy monsters and she'll start shagging Mike Newton. And it's about time, too! ![]() I can imagine it now... it'd be just like Juno. lol |
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| Kusari Yarou | Jul 12 2008, 10:33 AM Post #325 |
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That's awesome, Nevi. Reminds me of those romance novel cover spoofs I linked :lol: Twilight made gofugyourself!:
It's nice to get Twilight bashing from what I consider a damn good source XD |
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| Damaged | Jul 12 2008, 10:34 PM Post #326 |
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Remember your pride
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I laughed.... hard.... It's so true. Thank you so much for posting that bit of information from your source. They were funny. |
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| Nevi | Jul 13 2008, 05:17 AM Post #327 |
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let us be lovers.
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Yes! That's totally what made me think of the idea! XD Well, considering that she'd tell this poor sap to put away the chest pubes, make a joke about his lipstick and stake his ass instead of swooning with some produce, I guess not. LOL! Buffy would totally be able to resist the charms of Edward. She's dealt with your kind before, bub! It's not her first rodeo. <- I think I'm abusing this particular smilie too much.EDIT: I figured this club needed a banner.
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| Skelly | Jul 17 2008, 11:47 AM Post #328 |
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a strange angel
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*DIES* OH MY GOD. THAT IS AMAZING NEVI.
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| Moo the Quacking COW! | Jul 17 2008, 09:00 PM Post #329 |
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CxA's very own resident quacking cow!
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O__O. OH, MY GOD. PLZ LET ME B A SPARKLEY VAMPIER OF OSMNESS. xDDD *totally wants to join* I probably despise Twilight just as much as the rest of you, if not more. The values taught in that book...ew...o_o' |
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| Kusari Yarou | Jul 18 2008, 02:32 AM Post #330 |
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NEW TRAILER OMG It is amusing how they seem to be marketing this as a thrill-a-minute supernatural action film, instead of the crappy, highschool wangstfest it really is XD |
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