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The Twilight Of My Ass; Anti-Stephenie Meyer
Topic Started: May 9 2008, 04:13 AM (12,748 Views)
Skelly
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:hyper: !!! HYPER-BALLAD AND NEVI OMG. And oh, hello there, Aerith Gainsborough! Welcomez.

And haha, Nevi. :P It's okay! Alantie likes popping over here although she loves the book. She's our resident Twilight Pokemanz, yes.



..........right now, I think I'm just kinda ugh-ed by the amount of Twilight books around school. D: And how much hype there'll be over an Edward-POV of Twilight. :tard:
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Alantie
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Yup, I'm the pet pokemonz of this club! :lol: I love the books, but loathe the fandom. I pop in from time to time here to rant about the idiots that make me seethe.

I like Edward though *is shot* But I laughed so freaking hard over that thing on LJ, Aerith Gainsborough!! :lmao: Aaah, good times. XD I'm particularly amused by the count of how many things happen in the book and all that fun stuff.

Anyway....

*poofs out* :ninja:

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Materia Thief
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Skelly
Jul 8 2008, 03:18 AM
And how much hype there'll be over an Edward-POV of Twilight. :tard:

I actually read the first preview chapter of that and didn't mind it, if only because of the utter disdain for others thrown around. That is until Bella comes in and the murderous thoughts stop and the ~OMG FORESHADOWING SHE HAS A HEART-SHAPED FACE~ comes in and it all goes downhill. :lol:

Welcome to the club Nevi, Hyper-Ballad (omglongtimenosee <3), and Aerith Gainsborough! ^_^
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Aerina
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Breathe.
Oooh can I be a part of this?
I'm sort of in the same boat as Alantie, I have read the 3 books and do have a guilty pleasure for them :whistle: but I really dislike the fandom. It's not even fandom, it's just...obsessivness :mellow:
I'm kinda ashamed to admit that I read these books due to the obsessive nature of the majority of the fangirls.
AND I HATE how all these same obsessive Edward fans are now all "Omgzz Muse!!" just because Meyer likes them, not for the music or the band itself. I know, that sounds really petty, but as a longtime Muse fan it just really grinds my gears <_<
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Nevi
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Long time no seeee everybody! XD

Really the fandom isn't that rabid on the Team Jacob and Team Switzerland sides. (Yeah, I know the team names. So sue me. lol) I guess it's because there's not as many Edward fans on that side of the fandom. He's really the thing that ruins the series the most. :/

I thought you'd find this epically amusing.
by patriciajolie @ LJ.
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Alantie
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Nevi
Jul 9 2008, 11:23 AM
Really the fandom isn't that rabid on the Team Jacob and Team Switzerland sides. (Yeah, I know the team names. So sue me. lol) I guess it's because there's not as many Edward fans on that side of the fandom. He's really the thing that ruins the series the most. :/

Actually, that's not quite true. The Jacob fangirls are just as rabid as the Edward ones, and equally annoying. I can't count the number of times I've been attacked because I dare to correct them on issues. :lmao: You just can't win in the Twilight fandom anymore- you're damned no matter what you say. *stabs*

I know what you mean about the Muse thing. :lol: If a band is mentioned in a book, I'll check them out, but to see everyone becoming raging fans over it simply because of the book is pathetic. I must admit, the only song I really like by Muse is Time is Running Out. The rest doesn't really appeal to me. *shrugs*

LOL. Edwardland!!! XD Y'know, they would make tons of money if that place actually existed. :lol:

*poofs out* :ninja:
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Damaged
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Nevi
Jul 9 2008, 12:23 PM

...... :lmao:

Epic!

About the fandom... I've given up on them.... I think they've been brainwashed or something
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Kusari Yarou
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OKAY I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT THIS WAS A JOKE AT FIRST.

Totally reminds me of...well...THESE
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Materia Thief
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Is Edward supposed to look so much like a brain-sucking albino zombie? I mean, look at it! Deep bags under the eyes, that typical look with the eyes rolled-upwards as if he's just savoring the taste of your brain. :|

And isn't Bella supposed to be "ordinary"? Wtf, most actresses look WAY less made-up than that in 99% of movies.

AND UH, PLZ TO BE PHOTOSHOPPING HIS CHEST MORE--don't just stop at photoshopping the girl. It looks like he has a leprosy lesion there. ._.;;
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Loveholic
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:huh: Is that real? OMG that is so freaky!!! Edward looks like... looks like a corpse!! And why has Bella resorted to being a Catherine Zeta-Jones lookalike??!!

So. Wrong.
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Nevi
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LOL! I was just about to post that image.
Go home, Edward! You'll never compare to the sparkly awesomeness that is Fabio! :tard:

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Alantie
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Oh my hell. I am seriously freaking afraid. That is so screwed up it isn't even funny. *SHUDDER* Edward looks like a freaking zombie, not a vampire, and Bella is, HELLO, ordinary!!!!!!!!!!

Freak. Ugh. I'm going to have nightmares tonight. *shivers*
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Aerina
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Breathe.
Wait, that picture's real?
It looks like his heads been photoshopped onto his body, at least that's what I thought when I first saw it.
That is meant to be sexy? Eww that is not a good look :puke:
Epic fail.
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Damaged
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..... I just died a little looking at that picture. Please tell me that it isn't real... Please....

He looks like.... he's dead....

Yeah... I just died....


Eww...


ANYWAYS! Those book covers were funny ^^
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Kaldea
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1. She hogged all the Photoshop. Obviously too much work done there. She doesn't look like that in the movie. Or ever.
2. HIS CHEST AND HAIR ARE BLINDINGLY HORRID.
3. I never knew "gorgeous" vampires that turn all women to goo with their god-like appearance looked strikingly like dirty zombies with cheap toupees.
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